Sweet line against donk (chat)...

[Talking Poker]

Villain is your usual table idiot who thinks he knows everything, cries about suckouts when he plays badly and bluffs 2nd pair into the nuts (with a 4 flush on the board!), etc, etc... you get the idea.


Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by

SB: $296.20
HERO (BB): $232.55
UTG: $289
MP: $213.85
CO: $214.35
Button: $346.15

SB posts Small Blind $1
HERO posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 3 3 ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO folds
Button raises to $7
SB folds
HERO calls $5

Flop: 3 T 2 ($15)
HERO bets $10
He'll fold to this approximately never, and it sets up...
Button calls $10

Turn: 3 T 2 K ($35)
...this:
HERO checks
Button bets $25
HERO raises to $89
Button calls $64

River: 3 T 2 K 4 ($213)
HERO bets $126.5 and is all in
He went into his timebank and I really thought he was going to fold, so I said:
HERO says: hurry up and fold already
Button calls $126.5
He INSTAcalled after I typed that. 2 seconds max.

wins $463.10 with three of a kind Threes


Damn, the showdown isn't here. Here ya go:
Seat 3: BraveHand125 (button) mucked [Qs Qc] - a pair of Queens

[Talking Poker]

Same donk, later on. The best part about this hand is how careful he was to ONLY put money in when he was miles behind and NEVER put money in when he was actually ahead (After hitting his miracle gutshot). That's not easy to do... It really takes some special skill.

Note me talking him into another call... and people say chatting never helps you at the table - bah!


Full Tilt Poker Game #3247465909: Table Belmondo (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:33:30 ET - 2007/08/14
Seat 1: Chemlab187 ($338.70)
Seat 2: ilovemypuppy ($327.15)
Seat 3: BraveHand125 ($243.25)
Seat 4: risque666 ($118.55)
Seat 5: Troll Pie ($608.40)
Seat 6: dblackrun ($200)
ilovemypuppy posts the small blind of $1
BraveHand125 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [9h Kh]
risque666 folds
Troll Pie raises to $7
dblackrun folds
Chemlab187 folds
ilovemypuppy folds
BraveHand125 calls $5
*** FLOP *** [Ah 7s 6c]
BraveHand125 checks
Troll Pie bets $10
BraveHand125 calls $10
*** TURN *** [Ah 7s 6c] [5h]
BraveHand125 checks
Troll Pie checks
*** RIVER *** [Ah 7s 6c 5h] [3h]
BraveHand125 has 15 seconds left to act
BraveHand125 bets $25
Troll Pie raises to $86
BraveHand125 has 15 seconds left to act
BraveHand125 has requested TIME
Troll Pie: all in baby!
Troll Pie: just fold already
Troll Pie: your A9 is no good.
BraveHand125 calls $61
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Troll Pie shows [9h Kh] a flush, Ace high
BraveHand125 mucks
Troll Pie wins the pot ($204) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $207 | Rake $3
Board: [Ah 7s 6c 5h 3h]
Seat 1: Chemlab187 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ilovemypuppy (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: BraveHand125 (big blind) mucked [3s 4h] - a straight, Seven high
Seat 4: risque666 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Troll Pie showed [9h Kh] and won ($204) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: dblackrun didn't bet (folded)