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09-11-09, 05:27 PM
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breathtaking....
brag: met a mildly attractive woman today and within 5 minutes she was shaving my testicles.....
beat: I was at the Dr. and got a vasectomy. brag2: sitting around all weekend high on pharms playing poker and watching soccer....... brag 3: can now say lines like "its alright baby, I got a vasectomy" and really creep out the undergrads. Becomes a beat when when first harassment suit settles..... Beat of all beats: Some overly tan Dr. cut my nut-sac today? DR EVIL with the threadsave? Relevant part at the end..... |
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09-11-09, 05:57 PM
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Have fun sitting on frozen vegetables all weekend.
 Seriously though, you'll be fine in 24 hours, at least if Cooper's neutering is any indication. |
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09-11-09, 07:59 PM
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Youre supposed to have the wifey do that beforehand which leads to a Hummer
 welcome to the frozen bag of peas club
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I like to get my money in when behind, that way I cant get drawn out 
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09-11-09, 08:22 PM
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it wasn't too bad and it really isn't that uncomfortable now even. I haven't taken anything yet, as I am hording the 15 vicadin I got to trade with some junkie I know. Nuts are sore and swollen for sure, but you hear stories about people being laid up for days and the truth of the matter is that there are just a shitload of pussies out there......
Dogs are way tougher than humans for sure, but hopefully I'll be back to normal quick. My goal is a milk it all weekend so I can get out of kids, dog, sober things...... thanks for the welcome. I bricked on pre-shave, but it was fun to have the nurse to it while we were talking about good restaurants and figure out we have a friend in common. Most awkward small-talk ever, but as she was handling my junk I said "Tell Jenny I said hi". Made it totally too personal and it was awesome. |
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