Free $25 - From me to you...

[Talking Poker]

Ok, here's the deal. I've seen a number of offers in here for free bankrolls, and people have jumped on them. Some have worked out, and others have turned out to be scams. Me - I'm not going to scam anyone, and you all know this. Just ask anyone here who has made 200 posts.

So, here's the offer. And since there is a little bit of fine print, I'll get that out of the way right off the bat:

1. Open a new account at through my affiliate link (sorry, but this offer is no good for anyone who already has an Absolute account):


2. Deposit at least $50 - You will get 35% deposit bonus on this (up to $210), and that's on top of the $25 I'm going to give you.

3. Play at least 100 raked hands - they have limits as low as $.02/$.04.

4. That's it! Then simply email me the following: Your Absolute Username, the date you signed up, and the email address you signed up with. I will pass this information on to Absolute at the end of the month, and once they verify it that you met the above requirements, $25 will be deposited into your account. This will be done by the middle of the month after you reach 100 raked hands, at the latest.

There is no more fine print - you're free to do whatever you want with this money at this point.

I arranged this deal with Absolute, just for you guys, and they are totally supportive of it.

[BrianSwa]

ok man next time you post will be from the poker poor house, gonna have to live in your shed with the computer powered by AA batteries you keep this up. For what its worth id jump all over this. Wish I didnt already have a account there.

[2Tone]

Is that $25 separate/above and beyond any payment for posts?

What do they consider to be playing a raked hand? Do you actually have to contribute to the rake, or just be at the table a la Party?

Do you make money even if we clear it at microlimits?

[Talking Poker]

This is completely independent of paying you to post here - just another perk of knowing me

And yes, we will both get paid either way after 100 raked hands. I believe they count a raked hand as any hand where you are dealt cards and a rake is taken from the pot, but I will confirm that.

[Talking Poker]

I confirmed this: A raked hand is any hand in which you are dealt cards and a rake is taken from the pot. So, yes, you can play 100 raked hands at the microlimits and earn yourself an easy $25!

[Talking Poker]

Did someone say AA? Sorry... that always catches my eye

Actualy, this is a deal that I can actually come out ahead on. I had Absolute switch me from paying me a percentage of the rake my players generate to a flat per signup fee - which I am willing to split with you guys. Absolute is ok with this, and they set the minimum requirements. It's a win-win-win sutuation!

[pivotal]

I just set up another checking account so tommorow at midnight ill do this deal for absolute poker.

[Talking Poker]

Good decision!

[drewjax]

Is there a time limit on this promotion TP?

[Talking Poker]

As of now, no. I will run it AT LEAST through the end of the year.

[pivotal]

I downloaded Absolute a few days ago, so Im not sure if its registered with you, I have yet to create an account name, what should I enter to make sure this goes through your promotion.

[Windbreaker]

If I ever make it to 200 post, would it be possible to get the 25 dollars for 200 post on top of the absolute bonus? (So get 50 dollars in absolute instead of the 25).

[Talking Poker]

Absolutely - Pun intended.

BTW, Penguinfan - we're good to go now. They found you...

[Talking Poker]

FYI - this promotion is still in effect.

We (ok, Absolute) had some glitches the first time around, but the people who took advantage of this so far will definitely be getting paid. I've confirmed this with Absolute and they assured me there won't be a one month delay again next time.