Stupidest thing you've heard in player chat

[Tony Cheval]

I just got attacked by a player who had been whining about getting repeatedly sucked out on for playing an OESD, and he said my odds were like 65-1. Classic.

[FatRufus]

yesterday i hate a 10min arguement with some idiot who thinks a,k is better then k,k pre-flop
and i think he was serious

[wdson01]

yesterday some dudewas bitchign about how on a limit table someone called his bet on the flop (just 2 people on flop, SS,BB) with nothing and backdoored 2 pair. the bad thing was that he wouldn't stop whining
obv he didn't know what PS meant

[holdemstewart]

Ive had two really great ones.

Someone started yelling at me in chat because I reffered to AK as "Over-Cards"

I also argued with a person for about 30 minutes that AA had an advantage over 22. He was sayin that it was a 50/50 chance the 2's would win preflop.

[nflchad]

Don't tap the glass, seriously. People who are so retarded are good for you.

[Luubert]

I was short-stacked in a final table of a tourney..went all in with KQ and BB call with AA..know i manged to get lucky n win..and the guy tried to tell me AA was impossible to lose with pre flop..and he wass serious..he said he was going to email support because something was wrong with the system!

[boatracer]

The stupidest thing I've heard in chat is a guy that called a big bet with nothing and said I knew my card was coming!!!. lol

[PShabi]

"hey, can anyone spare a dollar?"

[2Tone]

"What's the password?"

[HEwong]

lol thats the first time someone every mentioned that for the stupidest thingever heard

[FatRufus]

yah your right NFL, i just hate idiots like that, makes poker less enjoyable

[polko]

The one guy was once telling me how they were hesitating about going allin with AA just because 2 people were allin before him. How much of a better hand does he want? haha.

[kben1028]

You're kidding, right?? Anyone who knows anything about the game of poker knows that ANY pre-flop hand can lose.

[Dodoubled]

Apparently, this thread is for those with 10 posts or less, so I figured I'd contribute, since I qualify.

Anyhow, I can't pinpoint any one exact thing, but I personally can't stand it when people bitch and moan in general. We've all sucked out, and we've all been sucked out. It's one thing to sit there and seethe; it's quite another to write "I can't xxxxxxx believe that" on a chat board.

What can't you believe? That you suffered a bad beat? That your cards, for once, weren't the best in the hand? That someone with a bigger chip stack than you was willing to push you all in on a draw -- and hit?

Assholes.

[kdekl]

one time someone was bitching about how long it was taking someone to respond and the person replied that they had add. the person responded by saying then take some meds and play your damn hand! i was like, wow.

[Talking Poker]

I have a new one:

"What's the password?"

I really, really, really hate that one.

[Dodoubled]

You and 2Tone, TP (see above).

[sjay2k]

***** Pacific Hand History for Game 5132917 *****
$10/$20 Limit Hold'em - *** 11 12 19:42:07 2005
ScottyJ5 posts small blind [$5].
mm826 posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ScottyJ5 [ 8c 10c ]
anmi2 folds.
Oo7oO folds.
UMCANES2 folds.
ScottyJ5 raises [$15].
mm826 calls [$10].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 9h, 3s ]
ScottyJ5 bets [$10].
mm826 calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3h ]
ScottyJ5 bets [$20].
mm826 calls [$20].
** Dealing River ** [ Jh ]
ScottyJ5 checks.
mm826 checks.
** Summary **
ScottyJ5 shows [ 8c 10c ].
mm826 mucks.
ScottyJ5 collected [$97.5].


mm826: "you're a f---ing idiot"

[Talking Poker]

Sonofa!

There;s been so much crap in here lately, I've missed some posts. Whoops

[Tony Cheval]

...well, that WAS a bad play on your part, but DAMN, what the hell did HE have, 72o?

[sjay2k]

I don't think I played it poorly at all. He almost certainly had 45.