LOL The Mouth #2

JDMcNugent7 · #1 08-01-07, 04:20 AM

Mike sits w me at 25/50 again, but buys in for 2k, and I never play short stacks unless they are just terrible

Mike Matusow: take my mojey
Mike Matusow: money dont have idiot
ThisComesLast: dont play for 2k
Mike Matusow: oh u too good to play for 2k
Mike Matusow: u pussy
ThisComesLast: ya, 5k or leave
Mike Matusow: na illsit here jsut to piss u off
ThisComesLast: k ill get on new tbl
Mike Matusow: by %!$$&
ThisComesLast: u serioysly dont even have 3k
more? lol
Mike Matusow: no im broke not rich like u
Mike Matusow: one day illhave your money
Mike Matusow: but might be qwhile
ThisComesLast: ya then leave

Finally Buys in for 5k....

Mike Matusow: ante up pusssy
Mike Matusow: im got felt u for sure
Mike Matusow: and lol at u
Mike Matusow: a little punk assss hid behind the
computer pussy

FullTiltPoker Game #3119746100: Table Bluff (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:00:26 ET - 2007/08/01
Seat 1: ThisComesLast ($5,399.50)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($4,872.50)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
ThisComesLast posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThisComesLast [8d Jd]
Mike Matusow raises to $150
ThisComesLast calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Jc Js Qh]
ThisComesLast checks
Mike Matusow checks
*** TURN *** [Jc Js Qh] [As]
ThisComesLast bets $200
Mike Matusow raises to $900
ThisComesLast calls $700
*** RIVER *** [Jc Js Qh As] [Ac]
ThisComesLast checks
Mike Matusow bets $1,700
ThisComesLast has 15 seconds left to act
ThisComesLast has requested TIME
ThisComesLast calls $1,700
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mike Matusow shows [6d 9h] two pair, Aces and Jacks
ThisComesLast shows [8d Jd] a full house, Jacks full of Aces
ThisComesLast wins the pot ($5,499.50) with a full house, Jacks full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5,500 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jc Js Qh As Ac]
Seat 1: ThisComesLast (big blind) showed [8d Jd] and won ($5,499.50) with a full house, Jacks full of Aces
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [6d 9h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

FullTiltPoker Game #3119753478: Table Bluff (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:01:40 ET - 2007/08/01
Seat 1: ThisComesLast ($8,124)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($2,147.50)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
ThisComesLast posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThisComesLast [Qh Jc]
Mike Matusow raises to $150
ThisComesLast calls $100
*** FLOP *** [8h 4h Qd]
ThisComesLast checks
Mike Matusow bets $300
ThisComesLast raises to $950
Mike Matusow raises to $1,997.50, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $1,047.50
Mike Matusow shows [9d Qs]
ThisComesLast shows [Qh Jc]
*** TURN *** [8h 4h Qd] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [8h 4h Qd 7c] [6h]
Mike Matusow shows a pair of Queens
ThisComesLast shows a pair of Queens
ThisComesLast wins the pot ($4,294.50) with a pair of Queens
Mike Matusow is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,295 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8h 4h Qd 7c 6h]
Seat 1: ThisComesLast (big blind) showed [Qh Jc] and won ($4,294.50) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [9d Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens

Mike Matusow: i willfind out wh u are
Mike Matusow: cause i can do that and i will shred
u on my tv show and in allmagazines
Mike Matusow: allshred u anyways by your online
name

doesn't reload and leaves...
i hope i get to play him everynight

Ando05 · #2 08-01-07, 04:35 AM

JD> Mike Matusow, Hey if you keep beating him like this maybe someday on tv he'll just talk about how he lost all his money to you online, and you'll get your 15mins of poker fame through him lol

HEwong · #3 08-01-07, 04:37 AM

lol nice.

Talking Poker · #4 08-01-07, 09:39 AM

I could read these posts every single day.

And LOL at Mike for saying he's going to "shred you" for, you know, owning his pathetic, trash talking ass.

I mean, I don't know if you were sitting there talking shit to him the whole time, but I kind of doubt it. To me, it seems like he's instantly out of line, you own him, and then he gets farther out of line.

I love it. Please play him every day.

akajeff · #5 08-01-07, 09:55 AM

Please post Matusow #3, with an added 5k in your roll.

NH.

eejit101 · #6 08-01-07, 10:02 AM

i thought mike was the best player on the hottest rush in the world??

What can i do now my dreams are shattered

Invigilator · #7 08-01-07, 11:01 AM

Based on interviews, I understand he is a very bad money manager.

THAT + His rep for tilting + a developing obsession for felting JD = +ve value for JD

Spidey44 · #8 08-01-07, 11:08 AM

Hilarious. Good stuff JD.

Zelgadiss · #9 08-01-07, 10:33 PM

It's like a online sitcom about poker.

Cant wait for the third episode.

Quint · #10 08-02-07, 10:21 AM

Episode 3 ?

Talking Poker · #11 08-02-07, 10:44 AM

Hrm.... this comment from Mike and no post from JD makes me wonder if things didn't go so well:

Also, it looks like our boy does a little bit of shit talking too:

The first comment made me LOL. Mike is like the worst typist ever.

Reel Deal · #12 08-02-07, 11:10 AM

Layoff Mikey, it's not easy typing with hooves.

Invigilator · #13 08-02-07, 11:50 AM

I had to change my underpants after the "do you type with your elbows?" comment!

TP, we need a laughing HISTARICALLY smiley

Reel Deal · #14 08-02-07, 12:36 PM

All elbows and hooves...

JDMcNugent7 · #15 08-02-07, 04:01 PM

FullTiltPoker Game #3130072425: Table Saleen (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:04:48 ET - 2007/08/02
Seat 1: ThisComesLast ($5,748.50)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($8,144.50)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
ThisComesLast posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThisComesLast [Qd Qc]
Mike Matusow raises to $150
ThisComesLast raises to $500
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow raises to $8,144.50, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $5,248.50, and is all in
Mike Matusow shows [9c 9d]
ThisComesLast shows [Qd Qc]
Uncalled bet of $2,396 returned to Mike Matusow
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ad 7d]
*** TURN *** [Jh Ad 7d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ad 7d Jd] [9h]
Mike Matusow shows a full house, Nines full of Jacks
ThisComesLast shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
Mike Matusow wins the pot ($11,496.50) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
ThisComesLast is sitting out
ThisComesLast adds $5,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11,497 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jh Ad 7d Jd 9h]
Seat 1: ThisComesLast (big blind) showed [Qd Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [9c 9d] and won ($11,496.50) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks

i was pissed, i couldnt post this last night. he left 1 min after this like an idiot too all happy cuz he sucked out huge. i really hope i get to play him everynight.

Talking Poker · #16 08-02-07, 04:50 PM

That's annoying.

But if he continues to put his money in bad, it's going to happen from time to time. In the long run though, my God, you could make a (good) living off of this guy.

de-coder · #17 08-02-07, 06:31 PM

that is awesome

melioris · #18 08-03-07, 05:24 PM

wow, Mike goes off against JD on the show. He actually says "that is why I treated him the way I did..." I think referring to the 99 suckout.

edit to add- I only listened to the first 3 mins or so. Wow, Mike is a tool. And JD, I have been sick this past week and this soap opera has been most entertaining. Thanks.

Invigilator · #19 08-03-07, 06:15 PM

Put a camera on some people and they think they have on screen talent. I love watching Mike play poker, but man, when the game is over they really need to turn the cameras off. I'll take Phil G. or Daniel if I have to watch people talk away from the table. (this show is like 9th grade video announcements)

Now, let me get this straight. Mike feels it is bad etiquette to win and run, and to drive the point home he won and ran against JD. (did I get this right?)

This is like the parent who see's little Johnny shove his friend and then slaps Johnny in the back of the head and yells "WE DON"T HIT PEOPLE!"

There is a relationship between class and etiquette that has been missed here, and I am not really suprised.

juiCe[3x] · #20 08-03-07, 06:38 PM

I think Mike was referring that after he lost 2k to JD, JD sat out and made Mike reload to 5k. If this is true Mike said its like rubbing it in to your oppenents face. I don't know if this is true or not but this is what I think Mike meant.

Invigilator · #21 08-03-07, 06:49 PM

I think that would be a different issue. JD stated his reasons for not wanting to play short stacks, and I am sure there is an interesting discussion in there.

My attention zeroed in on the part where Mike goes on about the "win and run" thing(in his show), and then in the hand posted in this thread, he appears to do the same thing.

Being nice to everyone is just so much easier

jimmym · #22 08-03-07, 07:07 PM

I havnt posted in a long time but heard about JDs poker games against Mike in work, I overheard a conversation were one of the staff was talking about how a young kid was taking serious money from some big mouth pro and how good it was to watch.

Well Done JD, like TP said this could be a nice earner for you and I would like to see you play live on TV which if you continue will happen soon.

It was cool telling the ppl I knew of you when one mentioned Thiscomeslast and how you started with nothing posting on here, I have directed them here so hopefully some new members who post more than me.

Talking Poker · #23 08-03-07, 09:06 PM

JD - take a look at this and respond, please. Are the things he was saying true? From what you posted here (mostly in the other thread), it seemed like HE was the one who sat down and started all the shit, and HE was the one who hit and ran, etc. Sure, you asked him to reload (which I personally have no problem with), but were you ragging on him about jail and other pointless stuff, like he suggests?

Just wondering.

Talking Poker · #24 08-03-07, 09:08 PM

That would be great... In the mean time, feel free to stick around - we miss the jimmym.

PShabi · #25 08-04-07, 12:33 AM

I hope so.

This shit is priceless. Just getting caught up now.