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Old 06-23-06, 02:36 PM
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This is some of the most mind boggling shit I've ever seen. Just watch, and laugh.

Notice the talk about tight play at the start and then wait til the 6 minute mark. The "chat" analysis is priceless! Donkey instruction 101!

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oh my god. This guy is the best poker player EVER.

Watch this for the 55 vs QQ hand analysis.
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Old 06-23-06, 03:07 PM
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I just watched all of that.

Id play 9 of him anyday. I dont care on his post game excuses. The JT hand limp was ok, but calling a big raise? then pushing in on 2nd pair no kicker? And all in preflop first orbit with 55 to a limp/limp/raise/reraise? And pushing all in with J 5 dmds UTG for 4x BB?

Jesus man, how does he make money doing that.
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I haven't watched this yet, but I LOVE watching these self proclaimed "professionals" play HORRIBLE poker and claim to be TEACHING at the same time. Works for me! We need more fish in the sea!
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This guy is pretty funny. Totally contradicts what he says with how he actually plays.
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"Let's play super tight at the beginning"
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"Let's push over top a re-raise with 55 and hope for a coin-flip on the fifth hand"

Bring it, Mr. Professional.
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Old 06-23-06, 03:28 PM
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I only watched 5 minutes. One minute he's saying he's going to play super tight while the blinds are low - AA and KK. Then next, he is calling raises with AJo OOP and then LEADING at the flop! LOL. The very next hand, he's playing J8 - don't get me wrong, I would complete wiht J8 too, but I wouldn't be pretending to be playing ultra tight.

LOL. Ok, I might have to watch this entire thing just to make myself feel better as a poker player.

"Here we are with Pocket 5s" following a raise and a RERAISE and he pushes in. haaaaaaaaaahahahaha.......... Yeah, that's tight. He's up against QQ (duh), and spikes his miracle on the river. What a douche.

I would think if someone was going to pretend to be good (a pro, no less) and give lessons, they would at least use examples of themselves playing well, and not like complete donkeys.
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Check this one out.

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I peaked at a couple for shits and giggs.

In the FullTilt video, he has Q7 and the flop comes T65.

"We've got a gutshot."

I shit you not.
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Old 06-23-06, 04:00 PM
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There's also another one, one minute in where another window pops up on top of the poker game. The window is all dark and he says, "we need some light here."

The lights go up and it's a webcam focussed on his face. He's laying in bed with a laptop on his chest and a headset on.

Spooky.
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Old 06-23-06, 04:13 PM
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"He just typed....What the F. I'm typing back.....it happens."

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Try the PartyPoker "Poker Trainer" (under Play Money Games) sometime. They don't even know how to spell "Hand Evalulator" (sic), and the "Advisor" seems to advocate loose/passive play.

I think it's intended to teach people bad poker!
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Old 06-23-06, 04:16 PM
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Yep. Mayhem and I had good times when that first came out. I think it once advised open limping on the button with K9o. In a 6-max limit game!!!
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ROTFLMFAO!!!
I can't wait to get home tonight and watch some of these clips. This is the most I've laughed in quite a long time.
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Old 06-23-06, 04:32 PM
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This is him, I'm not joking. I'm not one to make crazy insinuations, but........
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so he cant play poker, or find a sane american woman to love him.

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this is funny as hell this even makes me feel good about my play and thats sad. How is this guy a online pro?


I would never push with 55 that early in tourney...ever...ever. I dont care what kinda read you have that is just damn silly.
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Old 06-23-06, 04:54 PM
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My guess..... he either A) luckboxed in a decent tourney, won some loot, quit his job, and is now a "poker instructor."

or

B) He's rich as fuck and doesn't need to work anyway and is now a "poker instructor"
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I feel I have become a worst player by watching his video.
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Old 06-23-06, 05:29 PM
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I just started watching this, and I like how he blocks each image of every player. Sure is good to know that a professional like himself doesn't know that you can turn off images in the lobby.
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Old 06-23-06, 05:58 PM
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I checked out his tourney stats on Sharkscope.

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"And I'll get out of the way with my AJ and preserve my 2700 chips", this stuff is priceless.
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Pick one of the above options, and include the fact that (I guarantee) he's single.
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WOw, Im Glad i didnt pay for this GREAT Instruction....wtf he is teaching(i use that term lightly) me and hes fucking chatting with bigtitbetsy35 on MSN? WHAT THE HELL PRO/INSTRUCTOR MY ASS
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