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Old 07-31-07, 07:17 AM
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Default LOL Mike Matusow

So Mike sits w me at 25/50 HU, I can't not play the Mouth...
i say nothing, and he's already pissed...


Mike Matusow: yo pusssy what u gonn aso sit on
that 5k
Mike Matusow: illsteal it from u slowly i guess then
ThisComesLast: lol do u even have any left in ur
acct after this?
Mike Matusow: about 8 million
Mike Matusow: u need any
ThisComesLast: ya hook me up
Mike Matusow: see ive got unlimited money u
willgrind for life so dont talk #!&& if i got any other
money
ThisComesLast: k well reload to 5k then?
Mike Matusow: casue im in action every fking day
Mike Matusow: and i get fked everyday too
Mike Matusow: cause my accounts set for me
toolose
Mike Matusow: to attract idiots like u
ThisComesLast: lol
ThisComesLast: mike just push preflop
ThisComesLast: ur so rich

$25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:32:38 ET - 2007/07/31
Seat 1: ThisComesLast ($8,993)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($4,775.25)
Mike Matusow: lol
ThisComesLast posts the small blind of $25
Mike Matusow posts the big blind of $50
ThisComesLast: mike just push preflop
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThisComesLast [Jc Jd]
ThisComesLast raises to $150
Mike Matusow raises to $4,775.25, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $4,625.25
Mike Matusow shows [7h 4s]
ThisComesLast shows [Jc Jd]
*** FLOP *** [Ah 9h 5d]
Mike Matusow: ok
*** TURN *** [Ah 9h 5d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 9h 5d Kd] [Qd]
Mike Matusow shows Ace King high
ThisComesLast shows a pair of Jacks
ThisComesLast wins the pot ($9,550) with a pair of Jacks
Mike Matusow is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9,550.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ah 9h 5d Kd Qd]
Seat 1: ThisComesLast (small blind) showed [Jc Jd] and won ($9,550) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (big blind) showed [7h 4s] and lost with Ace King high

Mike Matusow: hope u happy i dont give a fk
ThisComesLast: then reload?
ThisComesLast: wheres that 8 mill?
Mike Matusow: that diff betwwen me and u casue
i make a phone call when i wake up and get 220
3040 more an du grind an dtalk &%&@
Mike Matusow: yo bitccch u remind me of a toples
dancer
Mike Matusow: little %#&%#cch get excited when
he wins 5k
Mike Matusow: now u pissed me off dumb thing to
do

he leaves, comes back 2 min later w 4k.

$25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:52:32 ET - 2007/07/31
Seat 1: ThisComesLast ($14,859.75)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($2,725.50)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
ThisComesLast posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThisComesLast [Kd Ks]
Mike Matusow calls $25
ThisComesLast raises to $150
Mike Matusow calls $100
*** FLOP *** [3s Kh 2c]
ThisComesLast bets $150
Mike Matusow calls $150
*** TURN *** [3s Kh 2c] [Td]
ThisComesLast checks
Mike Matusow checks
*** RIVER *** [3s Kh 2c Td] [8d]
ThisComesLast bets $450
Mike Matusow raises to $1,950
ThisComesLast raises to $3,450
Mike Matusow calls $475.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $1,024.50 returned to ThisComesLast
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ThisComesLast shows [Kd Ks] three of a kind, Kings
Mike Matusow shows [Kc 8s] two pair, Kings and Eights
ThisComesLast wins the pot ($5,450.50) with three of a kind, Kings
Mike Matusow is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5,451 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3s Kh 2c Td 8d]
Seat 1: ThisComesLast (big blind) showed [Kd Ks] and won ($5,450.50) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [Kc 8s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
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Old 07-31-07, 07:41 AM
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A+++++++
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Old 07-31-07, 09:40 AM
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wow. Class act! Glad you screwed him over.
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Old 07-31-07, 10:29 AM
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That is soooooooooooo awesomer.

I this thread.
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Old 07-31-07, 10:57 AM
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Hilarious.

Thanks for my morning laugh.

I'm pretty sure Matusow tilts harder than anyone I know.
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Old 07-31-07, 11:12 AM
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he appears to type worse than he plays
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Old 07-31-07, 11:59 AM
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This is so great, I had to go read it again. I think it's funny that he brags about making a phone call to get money and berates you for being a grinder (and you know - earning your money). Cause grinding $10k out of him in 20 minutes is such hard work, right?

I have to say though, this is my favorite part:

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ThisComesLast: mike just push preflop
Dealt to ThisComesLast [Jc Jd]
ThisComesLast raises to $150
Mike Matusow raises to $4,775.25, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $4,625.25
Mike Matusow shows [7h 4s]
ThisComesLast shows [Jc Jd]
...
Seat 1: ThisComesLast (small blind) showed [Jc Jd] and won ($9,550) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (big blind) showed [7h 4s] and lost with Ace King high
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That is a sweet way to win $4775.25 right there, kid.

So what happened after you busted him the second time? Did he finally walk away with his tail between his legs?
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Old 07-31-07, 02:06 PM
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ha i have to admit this was pretty awesomer. I was crackin up at some of his chat, dude has serious issues.

and ya he left after i busted him the last time w/o saying anything.
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Old 07-31-07, 02:18 PM
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I hope you added him to your buddy list.

Not that there is anoyone left NOT on your buddy list, of course.
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Its gotta feel good to win 10k off a professional, Good Stuff Congrats
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vnhs, lol
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That's some good entertainment.

Well done. NH's both times.

Paid you off like a mo$%&@$ (in his words)

GG.
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This thread is classic, great job JD. Mike has 8mil in his account, yeah.
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lol gg. nice 10k win in 20 minutes
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