drunk idiot sneaky poker!

[JDMcNugent7]

i was fuckin wasted last night.
girl im kinda w is passed out in my bed, (threw up 3 times already)
It's 4 am every1 is asleep, good idea to play 2/400 HU.
drunk poker so easy

FullTiltPoker Game #3761879199: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:06:24 ET - 2007/10/05
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 2: DaFool ($16,400)
Seat 3: RafRock ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 4: Kadabra ($40,000), is sitting out
Seat 5: ThisComesLast ($15,600)
Seat 6: Bustable ($40,000), is sitting out
ThisComesLast posts the small blind of $200
DaFool posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThisComesLast [Jh Ks]
RafRock: lol do you jerk off when you have the nuts on a big pot?
ThisComesLast raises to $1,200
DaFool raises to $3,600
ThisComesLast raises to $14,400
Bustable: ll
RafRock: is that why it takes so long to call? lol and all the "wow"
Kadabra: play, u want me to give u my friends aim, and hell give u mine
RafRock: hahahahaha
DaFool has 15 seconds left to act
DaFool raises to $16,400, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $1,200, and is all in
DaFool shows [9d Ac]
ThisComesLast shows [Jh Ks]
Uncalled bet of $800 returned to DaFool
*** FLOP *** [8c Tc Js]
*** TURN *** [8c Tc Js] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [8c Tc Js Jc] [9s]
DaFool shows two pair, Jacks and Nines
ThisComesLast shows three of a kind, Jacks
ThisComesLast wins the pot ($31,199.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $31,200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8c Tc Js Jc 9s]
Seat 1: PLAYM0NEYPR0 is sitting out
Seat 2: DaFool (big blind) showed [9d Ac] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 3: RafRock is sitting out
Seat 4: Kadabra is sitting out
Seat 5: ThisComesLast (small blind) showed [Jh Ks] and won ($31,199.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: Bustable is sitting out

[Invigilator]

I love the title. It sounds like a kung fu style from those old Golden Harvest movies.

EDIT: The fact that your PFR is more than my bankroll makes my knackers hurt.

[jillaj]

After seeing 6 people sitting at your HU table I am wandering if I am wasted too.

[JDMcNugent7]

they're all sitting out besides the guy im playin who is not good at NL, hes a PLO player.

[jillaj]

Some people say reading is fundamental. As you can see with me comprehension is also fundamental as well. I should work on my skills.

[bunny]

I am still in shock, not for the fact that you won that hand (lucky you), but more so for the fact that you would chance 15k as if it were 15 dollars.

Would you ever have played it this way if you were not drunk?

[Wes]

JD is a balla. He wipes his ass with 10k bricks.

[stormswa]

which is more reason why you should be bankrolled for the level you are playing. When you are you can make these plays because its the correct play regardless of how much money it is.

[bunny]

Are you saying, you too would chance 15k on a hand such as this?

[Fildy]

No offense meant at all, but higher stakes poker is more than level 1 or even level 2 poker, Most likely this is a good move, maybe not the best one, but probably a good one, it is HU after all and we dont know all the info that JD knows about this player.

[Wes]

You guys are overestimating the intelligence of a drunk teenager. It's more so level -2 than level 2.

[Fildy]

maybe the -2 move and the 2 move are the same? after all they both have the same absolute value?

[stormswa]

putting the fact that JD is drunk on the side, he is known as a very very aggressive player on FTP. So with his image he has a lot of people play back at him with all sorts of hands. His KJ could be miles ahead of what they are trying to play back at him with. So certain situations yes I could see me putting it all in there heads up with KJ, would I do it everytime? of course not.

[bunny]

JK for 15k ... a good move?

We do know he was drunk and probably the reason he played this hand as he did, or I hope so. Or maybe he's rich enough to afford a loss of 15k, who knows.

[Fildy]

4 ballin with JK is not that bad of a move HU, once again, maybe JD knows something we dont (doubtful as he was drunk) but who knows. You are saying that it is a bad move to 4 ball with JK is retarded, there is always a situation where 4 balling could be okay.

Scenario

You are playing HU, you notice that your oponent will 3 ball with a generous range of hands, but will only call with a 4 bet with JJ+ (lets say 1/4 of his 3 ball range). You are saying that 4 balling here is a bad idea?

I think not.

[Reel Deal]

Bunny, you're too hung-up on the amount... they were HU and that guy was a moron to call JD's bet. I know you haven't been around much lately but JD has been posting huge 6-figure months. $15K is a drop in a very large lake for him.

[Zybomb]

JD is bankrolled for the game. Bunny 15k is not thought of as 15k in a poker game. Its chips... You dont think like well for $15 this is worth it, but for $15k its not. It's all pot odds, and the thought that u have the best hand or not-- the actual amount is of no importance. If you are thinkin in terms of money ("a draw is worth $25 to chase but not $500) thats wrong.

If your decisions are changing bc of the amount of $$ involved then you are playing too high

[melioris]

quote of the thread, other than OP

[Robbie Robb]

I love this sentence!