Superuser..........OBV

[drewjax]

I dont have the HH but, omfg.......

I played a 5.50 mtt last night at FullTiltPorkfest (my fault for even fucking loggin in).

We are about 50 spots from the $ and I have about 11BB.
I think about pushing, but standard raise to 3xbb from EP w/ 99.
I get one cold caller.

Flop comes 874x. My stack = roughly the size of the pot, so I push.
OBVIOUSLY my opponent cold fucking called with 65o.

And just to fuck with me, the turn gives me an open ended straight flush draw. Shockingly I dont get there and I'm done.


So I play 171 hands of NL and win a buyin at stars, and then this. Seriously, is it my fault for ever playing anything at that glorified slot machine? Should I cashout and uninstall?

Srsly? Guys, wtf, srsly

[Talking Poker]

So... you think this has to do with the site being rigged against you, and not your poor play in the hand? I mean, you didn't even say what your cards were, but this looks like a push/fold situation to me.

Also, please try to remember that hand like AA vs xx AIPF, for example, the AA isn't SUPPOSED to win 100% of the time. If it did, then you could complain about a site being rigged.

It's just math.

[drewjax]

OMFG..........ya I think AA is supposed to win 100% of the time.

Yup, I played it poorly..........my fault..........I suck...........you rule....donks should win when cold calling w/ 6 high.
Thanks for the input

[Talking Poker]

Not what I was saying dude... but way to take it personally.

You're right. Online poker is rigged against you.

[Penguinfan]

Sonuvabitch, I always knew it was, about time you admit it. I personally think you are in on it and the forum is an elaborate front for said operation.

[JDMcNugent7]

Is this really Not a joke? How could someone play poker for this long and think this is a bad beat or be mad or whatever is going on here.

[Talking Poker]

Please do not try to bring logic into this thread or help anyone improve their game.

Obviously this was a superuser and FT is rigged and so on and so forth. Just accept it and marvel at how horrible villain's play was and how unlucky we are. Man, if our opponents didn't play so horribly all the time, imagine the millions we'd win!!!

I mean, how many times do I have to tell you: The reason we lise is because of how bad everyone else is. Clearly there is no room for improvement in our games.




(Not meant to be a shot at you personally, drewjax, but dude... seriously)

[drewjax]

SRSLY? guys, srsly?

I dont honestly think he is a superuser.............................
I dont honestly think the site is rigged against me............

Jeez, let a guy rant a little. Ignore me and laugh at how much I suck if you must.


Ok, so TP/JD etc. Tell me why this play is sooooooooooooo bad, and how this isnt a bad beat.

I have about 11.5 big blinds. So this is automatically push or fold?
I dont think so honestly. As I said, I thought about pushing, but I made a standard raise instead. Why sooooooooooo horrible?
I have an overpair, so I push. Why soooooooooooo bad?
I should bet 2/3 of the pot? Not when I'm not that deep.
I should check/fold? I should check raise?
Am I supposed to fold 99? So basically I suck because I didnt push preflop? Is that right? Honestly asking..........
And really, the guy cold calls w/ 65o and flops the nuts vs. my overpair (turned open ended straight flush draw just to tease me), and thats NOT a bad beat? I get a guy to cold call when I'm an 82% favorite, and its simply that ISAP?


If I had KK can I post a KOD bad beat hand, or is TP the only one allowed to do that??


And fwiw, penguinfan is the only one (me included) who made a post that makes any sense!


Thank you for your support......carry on

[JDMcNugent7]

no dude its not a bad beat. when most the $ went in he was dominating. not a bad beat, pretty simple.

[drewjax]

Thanks for the lesson. I wasnt aware that when most of the money went in, he was dominating. I suck so bad, I cant even read the board. I should have check folded obv, 65 is definately in the range I would expect from a cold caller.

Your input here has been very constructive and helpful. Thanks again!

[Invigilator]

Nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy.

All you need is love, bomp-badadadum!!!!!!!!!!!

[drewjax]

FYP

[Reel Deal]

All of you suck and should shut-up.

[drewjax]

And I thought this thread had a couple threats to your title of resident asshole.....................whew

[Talking Poker]

Full Tilt Poker Game #7595750964: $160 + $10 Heads Up Shootout (57779284), Table 2 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:47:16 ET - 2008/08/10
Seat 1: Troll Pie (1,680)
Seat 2: gotnoshot (1,320)
gotnoshot posts the small blind of 15
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Ah Ac]
gotnoshot raises to 90
Troll Pie raises to 300
gotnoshot raises to 1,320, and is all in
Troll Pie calls 1,020
gotnoshot shows [Ts As]
Troll Pie shows [Ah Ac]
*** FLOP *** [7c Ks 7d]
*** TURN *** [7c Ks 7d] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [7c Ks 7d 3s] [4s]
gotnoshot shows a flush, Ace high
Troll Pie shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
gotnoshot wins the pot (2,640) with a flush, Ace high
Troll Pie: lolol
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,640 | Rake 0
Board: [7c Ks 7d 3s 4s]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: gotnoshot (small blind) showed [Ts As] and won (2,640) with a flush, Ace high

[PShabi]

Just dropping in cuz drama = not allowed without PShabi.

[drewjax]

wtf is wrong with you??

You are clearly not allowed to post any bad beats if you dont have KOD!

[Talking Poker]

My apologies. Also from tonight.....


Full Tilt Poker Game #7599379425: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (57807308), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:18:22 ET - 2008/08/11
Seat 1: theovries87 (1,370)
Seat 2: Troll Pie (1,630)
theovries87 posts the small blind of 20
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Ks]
theovries87 calls 20
Troll Pie raises to 140
theovries87 calls 100
*** FLOP *** [8d 3d Kh]
Troll Pie bets 200
theovries87 calls 200
*** TURN *** [8d 3d Kh] [6h]
Troll Pie bets 540
theovries87 calls 540
*** RIVER *** [8d 3d Kh 6h] [Jd]
Troll Pie bets 750, and is all in
theovries87 calls 490, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 260 returned to Troll Pie
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Troll Pie shows [Kc Ks] three of a kind, Kings
theovries87 shows [6d 4d] a flush, Jack high
theovries87 wins the pot (2,740) with a flush, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,740 | Rake 0
Board: [8d 3d Kh 6h Jd]
Seat 1: theovries87 (small blind) showed [6d 4d] and won (2,740) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with three of a kind, Kings

[JDMcNugent7]

TP ur clearly playing superusers / run worse than any1 ever. plz freak out way more. thx