OK, I'm on tilt...

[Talking Poker]

-This is BY FAR the worst I have ever run.
-I think I'm still playing well, but I'm not even sure any more.
-I miss almost every flop.
-No one will fold anything.
-They hit every draw, no matter how slim.
-I miss every draw, no matter how great of odds they give me (or I'm doing the betting)
-REPEAT. Over and over and over.

It really is quite a sight. I seriously wouldn't even believe it if I wasn't living it.

I'm down for the month now, and by a good bit too. I've very close to actually needing a poker break.... haven't needed one of those in a LONG time.

I'm not going to post dozens of bullshit hands, but I will post this one that just happened, because it's the Kiss of Death and it was just SO MUCH FUN!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #1264875337: Table Bradfox (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:36:17 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: CoachV63 ($452.20)
Seat 2: Troll Pie ($673)
Seat 3: jcash00 ($394.20)
Seat 4: McShove ($638.60)
Seat 5: NMDynasty ($719.40)
Seat 6: sangaman ($578.25)
CoachV63 posts the small blind of $3
Troll Pie posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Ks]
jcash00 raises to $21
McShove calls $21
NMDynasty folds
sangaman folds
CoachV63 folds
Troll Pie raises to $90
jcash00 calls $69
McShove folds
*** FLOP *** [2c 8c Ts]
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie bets $144
jcash00 raises to $300
Troll Pie raises to $456
jcash00 calls $4.20, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Kc Ks]
jcash00 shows [9s 6s]
Uncalled bet of $151.80 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [2c 8c Ts] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [2c 8c Ts Jc] [7d]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Kings
jcash00 shows a straight, Jack high
jcash00 wins the pot ($809.40) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $812.40 | Rake $3
Board: [2c 8c Ts Jc 7d]
Seat 1: CoachV63 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: jcash00 showed [9s 6s] and won ($809.40) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 4: McShove folded before the Flop
Seat 5: NMDynasty didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: sangaman (button) didn't bet (folded)

[Windbreaker]

but they were sooted

[Talking Poker]

I'm pretty sure I've doubled this idiot up about 3 or 4 times now.... He has been nice neough to spread my money around the table and then come back to me when he needs more.

Naturally, I am always more than happy to give it to him. I'm a nice guy like that.


Full Tilt Poker Game #1265050299: Table Bradfox (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:29:12 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: CoachV63 ($347.65)
Seat 2: Troll Pie ($942.75)
Seat 3: ANDREX ($602.10)
Seat 4: Consigliarie ($401.85)
Seat 5: P0KERPR0 ($320)
Seat 6: sangaman ($1,056.35)
CoachV63 posts the small blind of $3
Troll Pie posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Qh Qd]
ANDREX has 15 seconds left to act
ANDREX calls $6
Consigliarie folds
P0KERPR0 folds
sangaman has 15 seconds left to act
sangaman folds
CoachV63 calls $3
Troll Pie raises to $24
ANDREX calls $18
CoachV63 calls $18
*** FLOP *** [5h Tc 9d]
CoachV63 bets $54
Troll Pie raises to $164
ANDREX folds
CoachV63 raises to $274
Troll Pie raises to $384
CoachV63 calls $49.65, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Qh Qd]
CoachV63 shows [5c Kd]
Uncalled bet of $60.35 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [5h Tc 9d] [5d]
Big fucking shock that was. I mean, FOUR outs with one card to come is PLENTY against me lately, and this guy had FIVE outs twice!!!
*** RIVER *** [5h Tc 9d 5d] [3h]
Troll Pie shows two pair, Queens and Fives
CoachV63 shows three of a kind, Fives
CoachV63 wins the pot ($716.30) with three of a kind, Fives
Troll Pie adds $4.90
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $719.30 | Rake $3
Board: [5h Tc 9d 5d 3h]
Seat 1: CoachV63 (small blind) showed [5c Kd] and won ($716.30) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 3: ANDREX folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Consigliarie didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: P0KERPR0 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: sangaman (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seriously... will it stop?

[Penguinfan]

And they way there is no doom switch, bullshit.


I seriously start to wonder sometimes, I mean you run pretty normal, winning the percentages you should for a month/6 weeks and then all of the sudden you wake up one day and can't hold a 60/40 for your life, and forger about a coin-flip, it just ain't gonna happen.

[thrash1294]

BRUTAL

I find on full tilt If I loses three buyins in rng games (R river N ever G good) if
change it up and play a cheap sng to blow off steam it helps

[Reel Deal]

I'd been getting run down at Tilt on those types of beats with alarming regularity and have decided to just play at Stars for a while. I know Tilt's not "rigged" but my mind-set there was getting to the point where I was expecting to get run down and I think it was afecting my play. Moving down a level and playing at Stars seems to be helping. Besides I was getting tired of looking at those stupid avatars at Tilt.

[thrash1294]

play no avatars and midnight background

[thrash1294]

I think its a virus
I just called up a4suited on 8x bet then called up 33 on 9x bet
I suck

[New Guy]

Damn Tp thats harsh.But continue to remember you'll get thru it and these jokers that are calling with this trash will get theirs all in due time .drop a level and even out mentally and you'll be fine no doubt!!!

[JDMcNugent7]

that sucks.
if its not fun dont play anymore.
if its still fun and decent $ keep playing, dont take a break only b/c you are running poorly if you are still playing well.
rememer how long the long run is.

[Talking Poker]

I know man, belive me... but I also know that you know how hard that is...

Didn't you say you actually broke even for all of last month? And I think you had a losing month before that? If so, I find that sort of thing encouraging. It happens to everyone.

[JDMcNugent7]

ya.
i am not sure if i had a losing month before my break even one, but either way for 2 months i pretty much didnt win any $.
for me, it was entirely b/c I was playing over my head way too often.

Edit: ya for the last 2 months I lost money overall.
if i somehow manage to end up losing $ this month overall, I would seriously quit poker.

[Talking Poker]

Picking up right where I left off last night.

Awesome!


Full Tilt Poker Game #1267110762: Table Pomerado (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:17:54 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: Troll Pie ($600)
Seat 2: MoMnyMoPrblms ($667.15)
Seat 3: Gamblindude ($1,116.15)
Seat 4: Neudachnik ($231)
Seat 6: URfocked ($591)
Gamblindude posts the small blind of $3
Neudachnik posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Qd Qc]
URfocked folds
Troll Pie raises to $21
MoMnyMoPrblms folds
Gamblindude folds
Neudachnik calls $15
*** FLOP *** [8d Jh Ks]
Neudachnik checks
Troll Pie bets $34
Neudachnik raises to $68
Lagard_ sits down
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Lagard_ adds $600
Troll Pie raises to $225
Neudachnik calls $142, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Qd Qc]
Neudachnik shows [Jc 4c]
Uncalled bet of $15 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [8d Jh Ks] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [8d Jh Ks Js] [Kd]
Troll Pie shows two pair, Kings and Queens
Neudachnik shows a full house, Jacks full of Kings
Neudachnik wins the pot ($462) with a full house, Jacks full of Kings
Troll Pie adds $231
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $465 | Rake $3
Board: [8d Jh Ks Js Kd]
Seat 1: Troll Pie showed [Qd Qc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 2: MoMnyMoPrblms (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Gamblindude (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Neudachnik (big blind) showed [Jc 4c] and won ($462) with a full house, Jacks full of Kings
Seat 6: URfocked didn't bet (folded)

[Talking Poker]

Wheeeeeeee.

Yes, he had tons of outs (on the turn).

The point is, I can't win anything against these short stacked morons lately.


Full Tilt Poker Game #1267125196: Table Beeline (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:21:13 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: lpopp404 ($373.25)
Seat 2: Bortzork ($609), is sitting out
Seat 3: omnix ($372.45)
Seat 4: Troll Pie ($730.75)
Seat 5: Emperor13 ($262.05)
Seat 6: MoMnyMoPrblms ($1,554.90)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of $3
Emperor13 posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [9c Tc]
Bortzork has returned
MoMnyMoPrblms folds
lpopp404 folds
omnix folds
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
MoMnyMoPrblms stands up
Troll Pie raises to $18
Emperor13 calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Td 7c 5h]
Troll Pie bets $24
Emperor13 calls $24
*** TURN *** [Td 7c 5h] [3d]
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie bets $64
Emperor13 raises to $220.05, and is all in
Lagard_ sits down
Troll Pie calls $156.05
Emperor13 shows [Qd 7d]
Troll Pie shows [9c Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Td 7c 5h 3d] [6d]
Lagard_ adds $425.65
Emperor13 shows a flush, Queen high
Troll Pie shows a pair of Tens
Emperor13 wins the pot ($521.10) with a flush, Queen high
Troll Pie adds $131.30
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $524.10 | Rake $3
Board: [Td 7c 5h 3d 6d]
Seat 1: lpopp404 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Bortzork is sitting out
Seat 3: omnix (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [9c Tc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: Emperor13 (big blind) showed [Qd 7d] and won ($521.10) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: MoMnyMoPrblms didn't bet (folded)

[Talking Poker]

Careful thinking like that.... cause it's not that hard to have a losing monet, you know.

Unless you are already up tons and tons or something.

[JDMcNugent7]

ya, the only reason i said that is b/c im up a pretty decent amount this month already, and theres no way I should lose it all in less than 2 weeks.

tho my pokertracker proves that both losing months would have actually been significant winners if I hadn't been taking so many shots.

its just hard for me not to take shots because the fact is, most the players playing 25/50 and up got there by taking shots and running well, then upping their game based off their new level that they must learn to play at.

[Talking Poker]

Is that your goal? Do you want to be a regular in the 25/50 game?

I suppose this could change for me (if I ran really well for a long period of time), but right now, I don't see my wanting/needing to play about 5/10.

[JDMcNugent7]

no thats not my goal at all, tho i certainly wouldnt it.

[Talking Poker]

You certainly wouldn't WHAT it? MIND it, maybe?

You're Mr. Leave Out Important Words lately... Are the drugs too readily available there at Mizzou?

[JDMcNugent7]

yes MIND it.
i dn wuts goin on.

[Reel Deal]

Evidently English is not part of the core curriculum at Mizzou.

[JDMcNugent7]

it is, i just dont go, because i got kicked out for excessive abscences. just last week too , after alot of work went into the class.