1 hour and 40 minutes that sums up my fucking life right now

[PShabi]

Just a selection from the evening session where I dropped $350. I won a ton of big hands too, so it felt like I was losing a lot more. Still fucking losing. If you read through this shit and see any misplays, I'll take that too.

1) 5 outer
***** Hand History for Game 4587025681 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:23:08 ET 2006
Table Table 109558 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: FXSTS420 ( $385 )
Seat 4: plmmr22 ( $351.65 )
Seat 6: TurkeySando ( $2586 )
Seat 1: ghestem_guru ( $653 )
Seat 5: KckItRootDwn ( $291.50 )
Seat 3: bobby19555 ( $100 )
plmmr22 posts small blind [$2].
KckItRootDwn posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Ac Tc ]
>You have options at Table 109566 Table!.
TurkeySando raises [$10].
ghestem_guru folds.
FXSTS420 folds.
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
plmmr22 folds.
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, Ah, 7s ]
KckItRootDwn bets [$5].
TurkeySando calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ]
KckItRootDwn checks.
TurkeySando bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ 3h ]
KckItRootDwn checks.
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
TurkeySando bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
TurkeySando shows [ Kh, Qs ] two pairs, kings and queens.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ Ac, Tc ] a pair of aces.
TurkeySando wins $70 from the main pot with two pairs, kings and queens.



2) Runner Runner Flush
***** Hand History for Game 4587147281 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:40:28 ET 2006
Table Table 109558 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 2: FXSTS420 ( $482 )
Seat 6: TurkeySando ( $2741 )
Seat 5: KckItRootDwn ( $197.50 )
Seat 4: Queen_Molly ( $240 )
Seat 1: smthcall ( $176 )
smthcall posts small blind [$2].
FXSTS420 posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ 9d 9s ]
>You have options at Table 109566 Table!.
Queen_Molly folds.
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
TurkeySando folds.
smthcall calls [$8].
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
>You have options at Table 109566 Table!.
FXSTS420 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, Td, 5s ]
smthcall checks.
riverpal has joined the table.
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
KckItRootDwn bets [$5].
smthcall calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3s ]
smthcall checks.
KckItRootDwn checks.
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
smthcall bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
smthcall shows [ 9h, As ] a flush, ace high.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ 9d, 9s ] a flush, jack high.
smthcall wins $53 from the main pot with a flush, ace high with ace kicker.



3) Runner Runner Flush
***** Hand History for Game 4587054782 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:27:21 ET 2006
Table Table 109566 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $447 )
Seat 6: Compete111 ( $44 )
Seat 4: reedmylips ( $261.50 )
Seat 1: mappill ( $204.50 )
Seat 2: SirPoopzAlot ( $278.02 )
Seat 5: actor ( $90 )
actor posts small blind [$2].
Compete111 posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Qh Ks ]
Compete111: vnh
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
actor: wow
mappill folds.
SirPoopzAlot raises [$10].
KckItRootDwn raises [$15].
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
reedmylips raises [$20].
actor folds.
Compete111 folds.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
SirPoopzAlot calls [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, Ts, Jd ]
mappill: my first ever
SirPoopzAlot bets [$5].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
reedmylips calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9d ]
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
SirPoopzAlot bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn raises [$20].
reedmylips calls [$20].
SirPoopzAlot calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
SirPoopzAlot checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
reedmylips raises [$20].
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
SirPoopzAlot folds.
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
reedmylips shows [ Kd, Ad ] a flush, ace high.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ Qh, Ks ] a straight, nine to king.
reedmylips wins $179 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.



4) 5-outer w/ river insult
***** Hand History for Game 4587199399 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:46:28 ET 2006
Table Table 109566 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $274 )
Seat 1: mappill ( $328.50 )
Seat 2: SirPoopzAlot ( $162.52 )
Seat 5: actor ( $185 )
Seat 6: East_Beast ( $135.50 )
Seat 4: laserbeamx ( $564 )
mappill posts small blind [$2].
SirPoopzAlot posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Qs Jd ]
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
laserbeamx raises [$15].
actor folds.
East_Beast folds.
mappill folds.
SirPoopzAlot calls [$10].
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, Th, Qd ]
SirPoopzAlot bets [$5].
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
laserbeamx calls [$10].
SirPoopzAlot calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]
SirPoopzAlot checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
laserbeamx calls [$10].
SirPoopzAlot raises [$20].
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
laserbeamx folds.
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
SirPoopzAlot bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
SirPoopzAlot shows [ 6h, 8c ] a full house, Eights full of sixes.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ Qs, Jd ] two pairs, queens and eights.
SirPoopzAlot wins $144 from the main pot with a full house, Eights full of sixes.



5) 5-outer
***** Hand History for Game 4587160284 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:41:56 ET 2006
Table Table 109566 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $329 )
Seat 1: mappill ( $247.50 )
Seat 2: SirPoopzAlot ( $237.52 )
Seat 5: actor ( $235 )
Seat 6: East_Beast ( $138.50 )
Seat 4: laserbeamx ( $477 )
SirPoopzAlot posts small blind [$2].
KckItRootDwn posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ 9d 9c ]
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
laserbeamx raises [$10].
actor calls [$10].
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
East_Beast calls [$10].
mappill folds.
SirPoopzAlot folds.
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 4s, 6c ]
KckItRootDwn checks.
laserbeamx checks.
actor checks.
East_Beast bets [$5].
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
laserbeamx folds.
actor folds.
East_Beast raises [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ]
KckItRootDwn checks.
East_Beast bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
KckItRootDwn checks.
East_Beast bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
East_Beast shows [ 6d, Kd ] three of a kind, sixes.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ 9d, 9c ] two pairs, nines and sixes.
East_Beast wins $109 from the main pot with three of a kind, sixes.



6) Couldn't hit his legit outs could he?
***** Hand History for Game 4586819788 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 22:52:14 ET 2006
Table Table 109566 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: sumthnphishy ( $158.40 )
Seat 2: tylerjoey ( $251 )
Seat 5: bobby19555 ( $266.80 )
Seat 6: guklein ( $448 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $186 )
Seat 4: artski13 ( $254 )
artski13 posts small blind [$2].
bobby19555 posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Jc Ts ]
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
guklein: vnh
guklein calls [$5].
sumthnphishy calls [$5].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
artski13 calls [$3].
bobby19555 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, 4d, 7c ]
artski13 checks.
bobby19555 checks.
guklein checks.
tylerjoey has left the table.
sumthnphishy checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$5].
artski13 calls [$5].
bobby19555 folds.
guklein folds.
sumthnphishy calls [$5].
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ]
artski13 checks.
sumthnphishy checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
artski13 folds.
sumthnphishy calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
sumthnphishy checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
sumthnphishy raises [$20].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
sumthnphishy shows [ 5c, 6c ] three of a kind, sixes.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ Jc, Ts ] two pairs, jacks and sixes.
sumthnphishy wins $98 from the main pot with three of a kind, sixes.



7) Runner-Runner Flush
***** Hand History for Game 4586797862 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 22:48:14 ET 2006
Table Table 109566 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: sumthnphishy ( $153.40 )
Seat 2: tylerjoey ( $194 )
Seat 4: BlueTabasco ( $149 )
Seat 5: bobby19555 ( $277.80 )
Seat 6: guklein ( $450 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $250 )
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
tylerjoey posts small blind [$2].
>You have options at Table 109633 Table!.
KckItRootDwn posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ 9d Ks ]
BlueTabasco folds.
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
bobby19555 folds.
guklein calls [$5].
sumthnphishy calls [$5].
tylerjoey calls [$3].
KckItRootDwn checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, 5d, 2c ]
tylerjoey checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$5].
guklein calls [$5].
sumthnphishy folds.
tylerjoey calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
tylerjoey checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
guklein calls [$10].
tylerjoey calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ 4d ]
tylerjoey checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
guklein folds.
tylerjoey raises [$20].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
tylerjoey shows [ 8d, 7d ] a flush, jack high.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ 9d, Ks ] a pair of nines.
tylerjoey wins $102 from the main pot with a flush, jack high.
BlueTabasco has left the table.



8) Just fucking filthy

***** Hand History for Game 4587020056 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:22:19 ET 2006
Table Table 109566 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: bobby19555 ( $590.30 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $375 )
Seat 6: Compete111 ( $101 )
Seat 4: reedmylips ( $173 )
Seat 1: mappill ( $190.50 )
Seat 2: SirPoopzAlot ( $378.02 )
mappill posts small blind [$2].
SirPoopzAlot posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ 9c 9h ]
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
reedmylips folds.
bobby19555 folds.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
Compete111 folds.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
mappill calls [$8].
SirPoopzAlot calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, 7s, 2s ]
mappill checks.
SirPoopzAlot checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$5].
mappill calls [$5].
SirPoopzAlot folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6d ]
mappill bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
mappill bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
mappill shows [ 6h, As ] two pairs, aces and sixes.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ 9c, 9h ] a pair of nines.
mappill wins $77 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and sixes.
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
bobby19555 has left the table.



9) Runner-Runner Gutshot (enjoy his river play)
***** Hand History for Game 4587020056 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:22:19 ET 2006
Table Table 109566 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: bobby19555 ( $590.30 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $375 )
Seat 6: Compete111 ( $101 )
Seat 4: reedmylips ( $173 )
Seat 1: mappill ( $190.50 )
Seat 2: SirPoopzAlot ( $378.02 )
mappill posts small blind [$2].
SirPoopzAlot posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ 9c 9h ]
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
reedmylips folds.
bobby19555 folds.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
Compete111 folds.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
mappill calls [$8].
SirPoopzAlot calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, 7s, 2s ]
mappill checks.
SirPoopzAlot checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$5].
mappill calls [$5].
SirPoopzAlot folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6d ]
mappill bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
mappill bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
mappill shows [ 6h, As ] two pairs, aces and sixes.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ 9c, 9h ] a pair of nines.
mappill wins $77 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and sixes.
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
bobby19555 has left the table.



10) 3-outer with admittedly tilty call-down where I spew even more chips
***** Hand History for Game 4587178312 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:43:58 ET 2006
Table Table 109570 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: flame_88 ( $77.37 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $349.50 )
Seat 2: cam24 ( $313.50 )
Seat 6: pablo150 ( $0 )
Seat 1: garthcrooks ( $626 )
Seat 4: waising88 ( $146 )
KckItRootDwn posts small blind [$2].
waising88 posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Js Jc ]
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
flame_88 calls [$5].
garthcrooks folds.
cam24 calls [$5].
>You have options at Table 109566 Table!.
KckItRootDwn raises [$8].
waising88 calls [$5].
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
flame_88 calls [$5].
cam24 calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5s, Tc, Th ]
KckItRootDwn bets [$5].
waising88 folds.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
flame_88 calls [$5].
cam24 folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ad ]
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
flame_88 raises [$20].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
KckItRootDwn checks.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
flame_88 bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10].
flame_88 shows [ Ac, 6s ] two pairs, aces and tens.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ Js, Jc ] two pairs, jacks and tens.
flame_88 wins $108 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and tens.



11) Okay, not a suckout, but frustrating nonetheless
***** Hand History for Game 4587188149 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:45:08 ET 2006
Table Table 109570 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: flame_88 ( $140.37 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $304.50 )
Seat 2: cam24 ( $303.50 )
Seat 6: pablo150 ( $150 )
Seat 1: garthcrooks ( $626 )
Seat 4: waising88 ( $136 )
waising88 posts small blind [$2].
flame_88 posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Kd Kh ]
pablo150 folds.
garthcrooks folds.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
cam24 calls [$5].
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
waising88 calls [$8].
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
flame_88 calls [$5].
cam24 calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 4d, 6c ]
waising88 checks.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
flame_88 bets [$5].
cam24 raises [$10].
KckItRootDwn raises [$15].
waising88 calls [$15].
waising88: zzzzzzzzzz
flame_88 calls [$10].
cam24 raises [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
waising88 calls [$5].
flame_88 calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9c ]
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
waising88 checks.
flame_88 checks.
cam24 bets [$10].
KckItRootDwn folds.
waising88 calls [$10].
flame_88 calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
waising88 checks.
>You have options at Table 109566 Table!.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
flame_88 checks.
cam24 checks.
waising88 shows [ 8h, 5h ] a pair of fours.
flame_88 shows [ Ks, 6s ] two pairs, sixes and fours.
cam24 shows [ 4h, Ad ] three of a kind, fours.
cam24 wins $147 from the main pot with three of a kind, fours.



12) LMFAO, he 3-bet me pf with J7o!!!!
***** Hand History for Game 4587231355 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 23:50:29 ET 2006
Table Table 109570 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: flame_88 ( $252.37 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $247.50 )
Seat 2: cam24 ( $400.50 )
Seat 6: pablo150 ( $53 )
Seat 1: garthcrooks ( $584 )
Seat 4: GRINKT ( $515.50 )
GRINKT posts small blind [$2].
flame_88 posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Tc Ac ]
pablo150 calls [$5].
garthcrooks folds.
cam24 folds.
>You have options at Table 109566 Table!.
KckItRootDwn raises [$10].
GRINKT folds.
flame_88 raises [$10].
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.
pablo150 calls [$10].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ As, 5s, 7c ]
flame_88 bets [$5].
pablo150 calls [$5].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ks ]
>You have options at Table 109566 Table!.
flame_88 checks.
pablo150 checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
flame_88 calls [$10].
pablo150 calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
flame_88 checks.
pablo150 checks.
KckItRootDwn checks.
flame_88 shows [ 7s, Jd ] a flush, ace high.
pablo150 doesn't show [ Th, 7d ] two pairs, tens and sevens.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ Tc, Ac ] two pairs, aces and tens.
flame_88 wins $89 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.
>You have options at Table 109558 Table!.



13) I also folded top pair/wk twice in pots I would've won with mad 3-way aggression. A 3rd pot I folded, where I didn't have a read against a retard who probably bluffed me.

I want to die.

Right now.

[Boobie Lover]

I understand the thin value bets on the end, but I don't understand the calling of the check/raises there unless these guys like to make strange bluffs.

[PShabi]

Hand #s please

[Boobie Lover]

6) Couldn't hit his legit outs could he?
***** Hand History for Game 4586819788 *****
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em - Saturday, June 24, 22:52:14 ET 2006
Table Table 109566 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: sumthnphishy ( $158.40 )
Seat 2: tylerjoey ( $251 )
Seat 5: bobby19555 ( $266.80 )
Seat 6: guklein ( $448 )
Seat 3: KckItRootDwn ( $186 )
Seat 4: artski13 ( $254 )
artski13 posts small blind [$2].
bobby19555 posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to KckItRootDwn [ Jc Ts ]
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
guklein: vnh
guklein calls [$5].
sumthnphishy calls [$5].
KckItRootDwn calls [$5].
artski13 calls [$3].
bobby19555 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, 4d, 7c ]
artski13 checks.
bobby19555 checks.
guklein checks.
tylerjoey has left the table.
sumthnphishy checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$5].
artski13 calls [$5].
bobby19555 folds.
guklein folds.
sumthnphishy calls [$5].
>You have options at Table 109570 Table!.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ]
artski13 checks.
sumthnphishy checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
artski13 folds.
sumthnphishy calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
sumthnphishy checks.
KckItRootDwn bets [$10].
sumthnphishy raises [$20].
KckItRootDwn calls [$10]. Ahead here 0.00001% of the time. Fold
sumthnphishy shows [ 5c, 6c ] three of a kind, sixes.
KckItRootDwn doesn't show [ Jc, Ts ] two pairs, jacks and sixes.
sumthnphishy wins $98 from the main pot with three of a kind, sixes.

[PShabi]

Yeah, you're probably right, but if you lead the whole way and start folding to river check/raises, even retards are going to start taking shots at you.

I just think you pick up a retarded bluff enough to make folding a mistake. Maybe I'm wrong.

[Talking Poker]

I'm with shabi. You only need to win this a little more than 10% of the time for it to be break even. Will you win it that much? Maybe not quite, but its close.

[Penguinfan]

Well, enough of the runner-runner flush for a while.

Honestly this is how every single cash game session I play goes, all of them, every single one. It got to the point where I was afraid to look down and see AA anymore because I knew something would go horribly wrong, and it did.