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Old 07-12-05, 05:36 PM
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Default Favorite one-liner vs the table coach (low content)

"Poker's easy"

When i'm drawing in a big pot with a gutshot and bottom pair and hit the draw, some weak-tight weenie is always bustin' my chops.

I can sense the tirade, and I beat him to it with, "Poker's easy." Man does that piss 'em off!!!!

Or yesterday, I got in free from the BB. Hit two pair with K3 and he had KQ.
I was like, "Dude, it was my big blind."

He replies, "keep thinkin' that retard."

I split a gut laughin on that one.

Story time's over. That post was worthless.
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Old 07-15-05, 05:32 AM
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Yes, that post was worthless. With that said, in the past, I've thought about writing a Top Ten list of the one liners I use. I'm proud to say I have quite the arsenal
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Old 07-15-05, 12:47 PM
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Let's hear 'em.

(Damn, I keep forgetting you're in Vegas w/ lots of money. Post when you get back.)
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