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Old 12-28-06, 01:17 AM
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wacky river call:

Full Tilt Poker Game #1485351835: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:36:00 ET - 2006/12/27
Seat 1: Maylie ($696)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($739.50)
Maylie posts the small blind of $3
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Qs 9s]
Maylie raises to $24
MyPetTurtle calls $18
*** FLOP *** [Qc Ks 6d]
MyPetTurtle checks
Maylie bets $44
MyPetTurtle calls $44
*** TURN *** [Qc Ks 6d] [Ad]
MyPetTurtle checks
Maylie checks
*** RIVER *** [Qc Ks 6d Ad] [5d]
MyPetTurtle checks
Maylie bets $199
MyPetTurtle: wtf
MyPetTurtle: ????
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle calls $199
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Maylie shows [7s Th] (Ace King high)
MyPetTurtle shows [Qs 9s] (a pair of Queens)
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($533.50) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $534 | Rake $0.50


bad beat:

Full Tilt Poker Game #1485364149: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:38:02 ET - 2006/12/27
Seat 1: Maylie ($438)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($997)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $3
Maylie posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [As 9d]
MyPetTurtle raises to $18
Maylie calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Ad 9c 8s]
Maylie checks
MyPetTurtle bets $36
Maylie calls $36
*** TURN *** [Ad 9c 8s] [4c]
Maylie checks
MyPetTurtle bets $105
Maylie raises to $384, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $279
Maylie shows [Kc 8c]
MyPetTurtle shows [As 9d]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 9c 8s 4c] [7c]
Maylie shows a flush, King high
MyPetTurtle shows two pair, Aces and Nines
Maylie wins the pot ($875.50) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $876 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ad 9c 8s 4c 7c]
Seat 1: Maylie (big blind) showed [Kc 8c] and won ($875.50) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (small blind) showed [As 9d] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines



tilted $1500 shot at kerpowski (i hate him) at 25/50nl:

Full Tilt Poker Game #1485418223: Table Manor (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:46:59 ET - 2006/12/27
Seat 1: kerpowski ($7,561.50)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,962.25)
kerpowski posts the small blind of $25
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [9c Kc]
kerpowski raises to $150
MyPetTurtle calls $100
*** FLOP *** [7h 6c 5c]
MyPetTurtle checks
kerpowski bets $300
MyPetTurtle raises to $1,812.25, and is all in
kerpowski calls $1,512.25
MyPetTurtle shows [9c Kc]
kerpowski shows [Qc 8c]
*** TURN *** [7h 6c 5c] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [7h 6c 5c 2c] [8s]
MyPetTurtle shows a flush, King high
kerpowski shows a flush, Queen high
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($3,924) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,924.50 | Rake $0.50
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Old 12-28-06, 01:20 AM
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kerpowski is definately not someone you want to be playing HU.
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Old 12-28-06, 01:50 AM
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i've played him a fair bit at 5/10, with some success, but it's definitely silly for me to be playing him HU at 25/50
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another thin calldown brag:

Full Tilt Poker Game #1487661665: Table Pomerado (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:16:33 ET - 2006/12/28
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($742)
Seat 3: keith409 ($207.80)
Seat 4: ALL ThiZZeD OUT ($457)
Seat 6: 1969 Super Bee ($341.10)
1969 Super Bee posts the small blind of $3
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Ad Ks]
213 7th sits down
keith409 folds
ALL ThiZZeD OUT raises to $21
213 7th adds $600
1969 Super Bee folds
MyPetTurtle raises to $66
ALL ThiZZeD OUT calls $45
*** FLOP *** [8c 4s Ts]
MyPetTurtle bets $115
ALL ThiZZeD OUT raises to $391, and is all in
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle calls $276
ALL ThiZZeD OUT shows [Qs Jc]
MyPetTurtle shows [Ad Ks]
*** TURN *** [8c 4s Ts] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 4s Ts 5h] [3h]
ALL ThiZZeD OUT shows Queen Jack high
MyPetTurtle shows Ace King high
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($915) with Ace King high
ALL ThiZZeD OUT is sitting out
class0f1999 (Observer): vnc
ALL ThiZZeD OUT: how did you call that
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $917 | Rake $2
Board: [8c 4s Ts 5h 3h]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [Ad Ks] and won ($915) with Ace King high
Seat 3: keith409 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: ALL ThiZZeD OUT (button) showed [Qs Jc] and lost with Queen Jack high
Seat 6: 1969 Super Bee (small blind) folded before the Flop
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Old 12-28-06, 10:26 PM
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I'm willing to admit that my take on this hand may be because I'm not a good enough player to undertstand everything going on here, but when I look at this, I just can't think that playing like this is +EV in the long run. Maybe you had a read on your opponent or maybe you made this same play 20 times today and this is the only time it worked out, but I really don't like it.

If you want to explain your logic here, step by step, I'd love to read it. Or... if you were just throwing your stack around and happend to get lucky here, that's fine too.
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Old 12-28-06, 10:43 PM
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The last orbit, this guy opened on the button and I 3-bet with KK. I bet the flop and he folded.

This orbit it's the exact same thing. I figure he's probably pissed off about getting 3bet again. I also figure that since he's tried to steal my BB twice in a row, he's got a massive range. He didn't 4-bet me which he'd almost certainly do with JJ+.

Based on his flop push, he probably doesn't have a set (usually they'd smooth call). If he doesn't have a set or an overpair, what could he have? Middle pairs, JT/KT/A8, a flush draw, a straight draw or air.

I thought that he had a draw or air enough of the time to call. Mostly because I thought I'd really pissed him off and he wanted to bluff me.
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Old 12-29-06, 01:23 AM
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Fair enough. The history helps.
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HOW TO STACK SOMEONE FOUR TIMES IN THREE MINUTES:


Full Tilt Poker Game #1497086140: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:23:24 ET - 2006/12/29
Seat 1: MrMatrix ($426)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($700.25)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
MrMatrix posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [5h 5d]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
MrMatrix calls $8
*** FLOP *** [8c 2s 5c]
MrMatrix checks
MyPetTurtle bets $24
MrMatrix calls $24
*** TURN *** [8c 2s 5c] [Qs]
MrMatrix checks
MyPetTurtle bets $64
MrMatrix raises to $220
MyPetTurtle raises to $664.25, and is all in
MrMatrix calls $170, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [5h 5d]
MrMatrix shows [Qd Kc]
Uncalled bet of $274.25 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** RIVER *** [8c 2s 5c Qs] [4h]
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Fives
MrMatrix shows a pair of Queens
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($851.50) with three of a kind, Fives
MrMatrix adds $400


Full Tilt Poker Game #1497093575: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:24:40 ET - 2006/12/29
Seat 1: MrMatrix ($406)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,119.75)
MrMatrix posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [As Qh]
MrMatrix raises to $12
MyPetTurtle calls $8
*** FLOP *** [5h Qs 4s]
MyPetTurtle checks
MrMatrix bets $24
MyPetTurtle raises to $68
MrMatrix raises to $228
MyPetTurtle raises to $708
MrMatrix calls $166, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [As Qh]
MrMatrix shows [8h Ah]
Uncalled bet of $314 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** TURN *** [5h Qs 4s] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [5h Qs 4s 5d] [7s]
MyPetTurtle shows two pair, Queens and Fives
MrMatrix shows a pair of Fives
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($811.50) with two pair, Queens and Fives
MrMatrix is sitting out



Full Tilt Poker Game #1497098001: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:25:25 ET - 2006/12/29
Seat 1: MrMatrix ($400)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,525.25)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
MrMatrix posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Qd Jd]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
MrMatrix calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Jc 2d 9h]
MrMatrix checks
MyPetTurtle bets $16
MrMatrix raises to $72
MyPetTurtle calls $56
*** TURN *** [Jc 2d 9h] [6s]
MrMatrix bets $168
MyPetTurtle raises to $1,441.25, and is all in
MrMatrix calls $148, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Qd Jd]
MrMatrix shows [8h Js]
Uncalled bet of $1,125.25 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** RIVER *** [Jc 2d 9h 6s] [Td]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Jacks
MrMatrix shows a pair of Jacks
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($799.50) with a pair of Jacks
MrMatrix is sitting out
MrMatrix adds $57.50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $800 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jc 2d 9h 6s Td]
Seat 1: MrMatrix (big blind) showed [8h Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (small blind) showed [Qd Jd] and won ($799.50) with a pair of Jacks


Full Tilt Poker Game #1497102768: Table Sail (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:26:14 ET - 2006/12/29
Seat 1: MrMatrix ($59.50)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,922.75)
MrMatrix posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [5c 5s]
MrMatrix raises to $59.50, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $55.50
MrMatrix shows [9s Js]
MyPetTurtle shows [5c 5s]
MyPetTurtle: gg
*** FLOP *** [6d 3h 2s]
*** TURN *** [6d 3h 2s] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 3h 2s 4c] [Qh]
MrMatrix shows Queen Jack high
MyPetTurtle shows a straight, Six high
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($118.50) with a straight, Six high
MrMatrix stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $119 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6d 3h 2s 4c Qh]
Seat 1: MrMatrix (small blind) showed [9s Js] and lost with Queen Jack high
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [5c 5s] and won ($118.50) with a straight, Six high
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Old 12-29-06, 08:41 PM
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holy crap.

he was either on a monster tilting session or just sucks, or both.
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Dude that is freakin great.
That guy was making some quality plays with nothin.
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Omaha hi/lo fun:

wookie overlord: ship it
wookie overlord: i own u muthafkkr
[ i have 300 chips to his 2700 ]
wookie overlord: lmfao
wookie overlord: ownage
wookie overlord: ur my be-hatch
wookie overlord: ugly calling
wookie overlord: allu got is pure luck
wookie overlord: luck box
wookie overlord: no understanding
wookie overlord: u shud go find a slot macvhine
wookie overlord: gambling luck fool
MyPetTurtle: u should go find a rope
[ i win ]
MyPetTurtle: gg
wookie overlord: gg
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