Nice flop retard

[Reel Deal]

PokerStars Game #10200082090: Tournament #51168700, 500FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/05/31 - 14:25:54 (ET)
Table '51168700 30' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: AmTrAk1 (1425 in chips)
Seat 2: transl8r (735 in chips)
Seat 3: marcusdog (3265 in chips)
Seat 4: LeftHookLen (1730 in chips)
Seat 5: LanceHoward (1555 in chips)
Seat 6: Zirbelnuss (1670 in chips)
Seat 7: ReelDeal-Jax (1040 in chips)
Seat 8: julee619 (4455 in chips)
Seat 9: raulbcn (2355 in chips)
marcusdog: posts small blind 15
LeftHookLen: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ReelDeal-Jax [Ad Ah]
LanceHoward: folds
Zirbelnuss: calls 30
ReelDeal-Jax: raises 90 to 120
julee619: folds
raulbcn: folds
AmTrAk1: folds
transl8r: calls 120
marcusdog: folds
LeftHookLen: folds
Zirbelnuss: raises 1550 to 1670 and is all-in
ReelDeal-Jax: calls 920 and is all-in
transl8r: calls 615 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5s 6s 7s]
*** TURN *** [5s 6s 7s] [9c]
ReelDeal-Jax said, "so standard"
*** RIVER *** [5s 6s 7s 9c] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Zirbelnuss: shows [Th Ks] (a pair of Sixes)
ReelDeal-Jax: shows [Ad Ah] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
ReelDeal-Jax collected 610 from side pot
transl8r: shows [Ts Qs] (a flush, Queen high)
transl8r collected 2250 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2860 Main pot 2250. Side pot 610. | Rake 0
Board [5s 6s 7s 9c 6h]
Seat 1: AmTrAk1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: transl8r (button) showed [Ts Qs] and won (2250) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 3: marcusdog (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: LeftHookLen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: LanceHoward folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Zirbelnuss showed [Th Ks] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 7: ReelDeal-Jax showed [Ad Ah] and won (610) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 8: julee619 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: raulbcn folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Reel Deal]

And if it's not a suck out it's a cooler...


PokerStars Game #10201310570: Tournament #51168700, 500FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/05/31 - 15:47:25 (ET)
Table '51168700 3' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: maratana (11196 in chips)
Seat 2: (Ger)Scar (10356 in chips)
Seat 3: Nefertiti_69 (7435 in chips)
Seat 5: mddgfc (5820 in chips)
Seat 6: ReelDeal-Jax (6040 in chips)
Seat 7: bagglife (6420 in chips)
Seat 8: TrIpPiN_bDc (5435 in chips)
Seat 9: Shug2005 (3500 in chips)
maratana: posts the ante 25
(Ger)Scar: posts the ante 25
Nefertiti_69: posts the ante 25
mddgfc: posts the ante 25
ReelDeal-Jax: posts the ante 25
bagglife: posts the ante 25
TrIpPiN_bDc: posts the ante 25
Shug2005: posts the ante 25
(Ger)Scar: posts small blind 100
Nefertiti_69: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ReelDeal-Jax [Kc Ad]
mddgfc: folds
ReelDeal-Jax: raises 500 to 700
bagglife: folds
TrIpPiN_bDc: folds
Shug2005: folds
maratana: folds
(Ger)Scar: calls 600
Nefertiti_69: folds
*** FLOP *** [9s Kd 3d]
(Ger)Scar: checks
ReelDeal-Jax: bets 1400
(Ger)Scar: raises 1400 to 2800
ReelDeal-Jax: raises 2515 to 5315 and is all-in
(Ger)Scar: calls 2515
*** TURN *** [9s Kd 3d] [8c]
ReelDeal-Jax said, "nh"
*** RIVER *** [9s Kd 3d 8c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
(Ger)Scar: shows [9c 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
ReelDeal-Jax: shows [Kc Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
(Ger)Scar collected 12430 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12430 | Rake 0
Board [9s Kd 3d 8c Ac]
Seat 1: maratana (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: (Ger)Scar (small blind) showed [9c 9h] and won (12430) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 3: Nefertiti_69 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: mddgfc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ReelDeal-Jax showed [Kc Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 7: bagglife folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TrIpPiN_bDc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Shug2005 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I honestly don't know how guys like hersch avoid this crap.