Hey you! Before you post!!!!

[PShabi]

If you've got more hands posted in here than you do in the "How should I" section, you're being results oriented and not getting any better.

How about posting a hand that you misplayed instead of one where the deck didn't get shuffled to your liking?

People are focusing on the bad beats and not the hands they simply misplayed.

Let's go!

[Talking Poker]

On top of that.... keep in mind the reason this section exists isn't so you can show off your bad beats. It's because for some reason people like doing that, and I don't want to good sections getting cluttered up with crap.

So, when you feel the need to blow off steam, go for it. But there's no need to "show off" or post every hand you play that gets sucked out on, ya know?

[PShabi]

Sticky this bitch.

[eejit101]

ive said that before.....completely different context

[Reel Deal]

I could triple my post count if I did that!!

[adam13]

I think I'm guilty of that...........I have just about all of my posts in this section I think!!! LOL


Curious though, when you guys all post the hands, do you take the time to type up the summary's or is there somewhere on each site that will do that for you??????

If I could figure out how to do that I could partake a little more in the other threads.........Thanks,

[PShabi]

No way in hell anybody would do that. What you see are straight copy/pasted from the sites. Depending on where you play, you can access them in different ways. PokerTracker also allows access to text histories.

Let me know if you need help with a specific site.

[nflchad]

Or if wanna get real kinky you can throw the text histories that Pshabi was talking about here (use TC Poker as the format)
which will turn this:

***** Hand History for Game 3354486569 *****
$0.50/$1 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 11, 18:48:10 EDT 2006
Table Table 80031 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: jigs15 ( $79.88 )
Seat 8: Lancer2k2 ( $22.50 )
Seat 10: Hielko007 ( $25.79 )
Seat 7: Bloo6T ( $29.23 )
Seat 6: PRT020 ( $49 )
Seat 9: hakaug ( $38 )
Seat 5: smith8185 ( $12.50 )
Seat 3: hubiedoo ( $30.75 )
Seat 4: grumpi ( $12.25 )
Seat 2: LJM4321 ( $22.50 )
Bloo6T posts small blind [$0.25].
Lancer2k2 posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Lancer2k2 [ 3s 5s ]
hakaug folds.
Hielko007 folds.
>You have options at Table 79766 (No DP) Table!.
jigs15 calls [$0.50].
LJM4321 calls [$0.50].
hubiedoo folds.
grumpi folds.
smith8185 calls [$0.50].
PRT020 folds.
>You have options at Table 79766 (No DP) Table!.
Bloo6T folds.
Lancer2k2 checks.
>You have options at Table 81239 Table!.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 7s, 2s ]
>You have options at Table 81754 Table!.
>You have options at Table 81202 Table!.
Lancer2k2 bets [$0.50].
jigs15 calls [$0.50].
LJM4321 folds.
smith8185 raises [$1].
Lancer2k2 raises [$1].
jigs15 calls [$1].
smith8185 raises [$1].
Lancer2k2 calls [$0.50].
jigs15 calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
>You have options at Table 81754 Table!.
Lancer2k2 bets [$1].
jigs15 calls [$1].
smith8185 raises [$2].
Lancer2k2 calls [$1].
jigs15 calls [$1].
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
Lancer2k2 checks.
jigs15 checks.
smith8185 checks.
Lancer2k2 shows [ 3s, 5s ] a flush, nine high.
jigs15 doesn't show [ 5c, As ] high card ace.
smith8185 doesn't show [ 9h, Ad ] a pair of nines.
Lancer2k2 wins $13.50 from the main pot with a flush, nine high.

into the much more legible:


Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3s, 5s.
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, 2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 9s, 7s, 2s (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+2 calls, CO caps, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls.

Turn: (8.25 BB) 8h (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 calls, CO raises, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls.

River: (14.25 BB) Kh (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, CO checks.

Final Pot: 14.25 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 3s 5s (flush, nine high).
UTG+2 has 5c As (high card, ace).
CO has 9h Ad (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.25 BB.

[PShabi]

Very nice. We need to post this in the How Should I section!

[redbank09]

PokerStars Game #3616939860: Tournament #17676795, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/01/12 - 20:40:54 (ET)
Table '17676795 85' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: UniBomber23 (1945 in chips)
Seat 2: Lip-Cil (5685 in chips)
Seat 3: cupak (1825 in chips)
Seat 4: danimal123 (5310 in chips)
Seat 5: beck_AA (3405 in chips)
Seat 6: redbank09 (1595 in chips)
Seat 7: ninedeuce (2830 in chips)
Seat 8: iabbott (4305 in chips)
Seat 9: hueytx (2180 in chips)
ninedeuce: posts small blind 50
iabbott: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redbank09 [Qs Kc]
hueytx: folds
UniBomber23: folds
Lip-Cil: folds
cupak: calls 100
danimal123: folds
beck_AA: folds
redbank09: raises 300 to 400
ninedeuce: folds
iabbott: calls 300
cupak: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [6h 4s Qh]
iabbott: bets 100
cupak: calls 100
redbank09: raises 1095 to 1195 and is all-in
iabbott: calls 1095
cupak: calls 1095
*** TURN *** [6h 4s Qh] [8d]
iabbott: checks
cupak: checks
*** RIVER *** [6h 4s Qh 8d] [Ah]
iabbott: bets 500
cupak: calls 230 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
iabbott: shows [4h Kh] (a flush, Ace high)
cupak: shows [9h Th] (a flush, Ace high - lower cards)
iabbott collected 460 from side pot
redbank09: shows [Qs Kc] (a pair of Queens)
iabbott collected 4835 from main pot
QuickSilver is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5295 Main pot 4835. Side pot 460. | Rake 0
Board [6h 4s Qh 8d Ah]
Seat 1: UniBomber23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Lip-Cil folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: cupak showed [9h Th] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: danimal123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: beck_AA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: redbank09 (button) showed [Qs Kc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: ninedeuce (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: iabbott (big blind) showed [4h Kh] and won (5295) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: hueytx folded before Flop (didn't bet)

i didnt play slow at all and i get two callers on the same fuckin draw. it wasnt alot of money but it was 10 dollars
not that k q is a hand to slow play, but i raised preflop and they called with junk, then i go all in and they both call on draws.

[FatRufus]

read what pshabi wrote red he makes a lot of good points. I don't see why you would post that hear. It doesn't belong in this thread and that hand doesn't belong in the bad beat section either.

[redbank09]

ok im sorry i didnt realize that tp wasnt the admin. here you were and no if i feel like i had a bad beat im gonna post it here and if you have a problem with it pm me.

[redbank09]

btw, i thought a section like this would be to post a hand when you are pissed off and there is nothing to do about, didnt realize a bitch with 120 posts could tell me not too.

[Zybomb]

this is the section to do that, but this THREAD is not... start your own thread, and before you do read the original post in this one

[redbank09]

i will for now on. sorry for the miss understanding.

[Talking Poker]

Yes, what he said.

[redbank09]

and i said i would for now on.

[PShabi]

Show of hands. Who reads threads here? Bueller? Bueller?

[adam13]

Hey Pshabi sent you a PM as not to clog the thread.........thanks.

[Talking Poker]

This thread enjoyed it's stickiness here for over a year.

After a trip down memory lane, I think it's time to let it die (especially since we have renamed the section).

So long, old friend.