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Old 03-11-06, 01:12 AM
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Default Quite possibly my best chat box moment ever

Okay, I used to do this shit all the time, like everytime at 2/4 and below. It was fun, and I could tilt a player into playing back at me too much. This guy sucked. Anyway, enjoy:
note: I leave the hand #s in the chat so you get a sense for how long this was going on.

LLUGNUTT: what a suckass table (right after he busted out)
KckItRootDwn: says the guy w/ no money
LLUGNUTT: are u blind or stupid
#3712541128: Cleocat2 wins $95 from the main pot with two pairs, queens and tens.
KckItRootDwn: well, that's a stupid question
KckItRootDwn: if I was blind, how would I be reading this?
#3712550349: Cleocat2 wins $31
LLUGNUTT: guess ur stupid
KckItRootDwn: guess your not buying back in
KckItRootDwn: need a loan?
#3712555905: CBshack wins $17
KckItRootDwn: Western Union near you?
LLUGNUTT: lol u cant aford my type of money
#3712559015: CBshack wins $19 from the main pot with two pairs, fours and threes.
KckItRootDwn: yeah, okay
KckItRootDwn: next (hand is taking a while to play out)
KckItRootDwn: When I say LLug
KckItRootDwn: you say Nutt
KckItRootDwn: LLUG!
#3712563895: CBshack wins $38.50
LLUGNUTT: u just sit there and enjoy sucking one like the rest......it suits u
KckItRootDwn: come on!!!!
KckItRootDwn: holla back!
Cleocat2: why don't you to get a room
LLUGNUTT: u probably are
KckItRootDwn: and you enjoy watching a poker game
#3712571826: IThrowCash wins $53 from the main pot with high card ace.
KckItRootDwn: cleo, why don't you spell "two" right
#3712582196: Cleocat2 wins $7
LLUGNUTT: sometimes ignorance is amusing
#3712585166: Cleocat2 wins $43.50
KckItRootDwn: yeah, it took you a while to come up with that
KckItRootDwn: that's sad
KckItRootDwn: broke and not funny
KckItRootDwn: ;(
KckItRootDwn: say bye bye lluggy
LLUGNUTT: wondering why u call yourself a holla back girl
#3712593147: CBshack wins $80 from the main pot with a pair of aces.
KckItRootDwn: once again proving me right
KckItRootDwn: not funny
LLUGNUTT: u said it....swifty
KckItRootDwn: you still there llug?
KckItRootDwn: where's your loot homey?
KckItRootDwn: where's the benjis?
KckItRootDwn: the ducketts?
#3712603007: allin8388 wins $98 from the main pot with three of a kind, jacks.
KckItRootDwn: cash homey?
#3712615056: allin8388 wins $98 from the main pot with two pairs, jacks and tens.
#3712621288: CBshack wins $20
KckItRootDwn: hey llug,
KckItRootDwn: shhhhhhh
LLUGNUTT: sit there and lose
KckItRootDwn: lol
#3712624973: Cleocat2 wins $33.50 from the main pot with a pair of queens.
LLUGNUTT: ur doing so well

(Now, I've got this nifty program that autobuys me in to a table when ever I click on an open seat. It also works if you rebuy, but it rebuys you in for the default amount. So, essentially, by clicking on the "buy more chips" icon, my chips increase pretty much instantly by $250. So, I do this taking my $200 stack up to $1200, in chunks of $250, in about 5 seconds.)

KckItRootDwn: what lugg?
KckItRootDwn: did you say I was down 50 bucks at the 5/10 table
#3712631269: IThrowCash wins $115 from the main pot with two pairs, queens and sixes.
KckItRootDwn: while you're on the rail like a nancy?
KckItRootDwn: oh, okay
KckItRootDwn: thanks
LLUGNUTT: lets play one on one for 10,000.00
KckItRootDwn: lmao
KckItRootDwn: lmfao
KckItRootDwn: listen, if you're serious
LLUGNUTT: thought u would have to laugh
KckItRootDwn: I'll get backed by Monday and it's on (This is actually true somewhat. I've got to share a personal story from last week. In a nutshell, I was telling a very wealthy, business savvy, acquaintance of mine about my poker playing side gig. Immediately he was asking if I could do more if I was getting some backing, lol!!)
KckItRootDwn: seriously
LLUGNUTT: now
#3712641202: CBshack wins $38.50
LLUGNUTT: ur bragging about ur money.......lets go money
LLUGNUTT: why wait till monday
#3712651893: KckItRootDwn wins $78 from the main pot with three of a kind, sevens.
KckItRootDwn: hold on mouthy (private table time, although I know what's going to happen.)
LLUGNUTT: ur mother out of town
LLUGNUTT: lets go money.............
#3712659948: IThrowCash wins $45.50
LLUGNUTT: pick a table
KckItRootDwn: find me at a private 10/20 table
KckItRootDwn: pw is letsgo
LLUGNUTT: ur dumbass wont load the dough
KckItRootDwn: I've got 500 sitting in front of me
#3712665642: Cleocat2 wins $68 from the main pot with a pair of aces.
KckItRootDwn: and I guarantee you wont' sit with that
KckItRootDwn: and if you do
KckItRootDwn: it won't be there long
LLUGNUTT: youve got all the money
LLUGNUTT: right
#3712673566: CBshack wins $38 from the main pot with high card ace with king kicker.
KckItRootDwn: pathettic
KckItRootDwn: pathetttttttttic
LLUGNUTT: not enough ass to back up that mouth
KckItRootDwn: dude, sit down with $500 right now at 10/20 or stfu
LLUGNUTT: thats what I thought
KckItRootDwn: end of story
#3712678949: Cleocat2 wins $28.50 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and twos.
KckItRootDwn: you couldn't even buy into .25/.50 with your account
#3712687933: CBshack wins $43.50
#3712694531: CBshack wins $17
LLUGNUTT: ur bragging about all ur money.....put up
KckItRootDwn: hello?
LLUGNUTT: we will see who has what
KckItRootDwn: mcfly?
KckItRootDwn: the money is up
KckItRootDwn: I'm at kckitrootdwns private 10/20 table
KckItRootDwn: with 500 rotting in front of me
#3712697716: KckItRootDwn wins $35.50 from the main pot with a pair of nines.
LLUGNUTT: 10,000.00.......money, I thought u were bulletproof
#3712705878: allin8388 wins $58 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
KckItRootDwn: bye llug (the most classic part was Party booted him not 4secs after I said this for sitting too long w/ no money, lol.)
#3712712497: IThrowCash wins $15
KckItRootDwn: that was fun
KckItRootDwn: back to poker
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Old 03-11-06, 01:17 AM
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that is the best chatbox thing ive seen. So you sucked out on him or what? And i love it when people say they have $10k, and when they bust they dont rebuy. Classic!
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Old 03-11-06, 01:25 AM
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Lol, No!!! Truth be told, I was multitabling and this table was absolutely dead for me. Nothing to work with, but it was full of donkeys.

I hadn't even been paying attention to any action. I assume he got sucked out on, but I just saw a dude with weak ass stats and no money saying "what a suckass table."

I normally would've stopped after the first comment and played, but he wouldn't let me!
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Old 03-11-06, 01:31 AM
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That chatbox has to deserve SOME sort of award, what does TP offer for somethin like that? That should be a new contest, go around and argue with donkeys, heh, i got nothin better to do!

-John
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Old 03-11-06, 01:39 AM
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You see now why Shab has his own fan club?

Shab, you need to hunt that guy down each and every time you log on! Classic!
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Old 03-11-06, 01:55 AM
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Thanks for continuing to show the love RD. That's why I had to ask when you'd be in Miami. Immediately I thought, hmmm, what kind of trouble could I get into w/ RD if I drove 45 minutes south?

Would've done it too, but alas, I'll be in Vegas Baby!!! But let's not hijack the thread.
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Im sure this is the first "pshabi" post ive seen with no swear words in. This is more shocking than the chatbox.

What the fucks the matter man?
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Old 03-11-06, 02:13 AM
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I'm pretty sure w/me being on the company dime we could have found ourselves quite a bit of trouble...

Enjoy Vegas bud.
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