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The nominations for "Worst Poker Player in the WORLD" are.... Ah, screw it. I'm not even going to post the other guys' HHs. They were only 65% and 80% VPIP players (the 75% PFR was 45%) and I only saw one of them cold call with 72 ONCE preflop AND it was soooooooooooted. So let's forget about them and move on to the winner (90% VPIP (any two will do!), bets with nothing, checks when he has something).
May I have thge envelope please? *Opens envelope - Reads through HH below* In the category of Worst Poker Player in the World, the award goes to....... syscodrummer!!! Raaaahhh, rahhhh (*applause*) - The crowd goes wild. ----- 10/20 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Sat Sep 24 00:12:07 EDT 2005 Table Table 11798 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button Total number of players : 6 Seat 1: syscodrummer ( $395.50) Seat 2: Rogue_23 ( $797.50) Seat 3: bayoubetty ( $500) Seat 4: CASSIE19 ( $393.36) Seat 5: PrimeTimeDD1 ( $1608.10) Seat 6: thingumbob ( $858.88) Rogue_23 posts small blind (5) bayoubetty posts big blind (10) ** Dealing down cards ** Dealt to Rogue_23 [ Ad, 5s ] CASSIE19 folds. PrimeTimeDD1 folds. thingumbob folds. syscodrummer raises (20) to 20 Rogue_23 calls (15) Terrible call, right? Ah, you haven't been playing with this lunatic long enough my friends. I called because I thought my hand was good. bayoubetty calls (10) ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 5h, Jd, Js ] Now I know my hand is good. Time to get the other guy out with a check raise. Rogue_23 checks. bayoubetty checks. syscodrummer bets (10) Rogue_23 raises (20) to 20 bayoubetty folds. Mission accomplished. syscodrummer calls (10) ** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ac ] Sweet. Now I am 100% sure my hand is good (I was only 98% sure on the flop). Rogue_23 bets (20) syscodrummer calls (20) ** Dealing River ** : [ 7d ] Rogue_23 bets (20) syscodrummer calls (20) ** Summary ** Main Pot: $177 | Rake: $3 Board: [ 5h Jd Js Ac 7d ] And now for the moment you'vve all been waiting for................. syscodrummer balance $315.50, lost $80 [ 7s 2c ] [ two pairs, jacks and sevens -- Ac,Jd,Js,7s,7d ] Rogue_23 balance $894.50, bet $80, collected $177, net +$97 [ Ad 5s ] [ two pairs, aces and jacks -- Ad,Ac,Jd,Js,7d ] bayoubetty balance $480, lost $20 (folded) CASSIE19 balance $393.36, didn't bet (folded) PrimeTimeDD1 balance $1608.10, didn't bet (folded) thingumbob balance $858.88, didn't bet (folded) What... the....?????????? So which call did you guys like the best out of all of those? Me? I'm leaning towards the turn. That was just beautiful. |
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I was playing a 38.00 sit n go on Stars last night and EVERY player at the table was absolutely terrible. Raise min. with nothing in first position. Bet min. (20 or 30) into a 700 chip pot. Then fold when someone would raise another 30. One guy had AA, then couple hands later had KK. Didn't raise either time, then bitched about being sucked out on. Another guy was pissing and moaning the whole time, stuff like "how many three outers can I lose to in one night" and "you called my raise with a seven. what an idiot" even though he raised thirty and the guy that called was in the BB with 30 already in. My point is that it is hard not to wonder why these people play at all. I'm glad they do, but still wonder.
Card Player had an article that was talking about how many people are winning only because the games are so soft, and eventually they will become much tougher games again when the boom dies down. I fully agree. These guys will only lose so much before they figure out they suck. |
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I dont understand how these guys sit down with so much money, and then do that stuff. WHen do they get rewarded for plays like that so that they think they can keep making them??
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Maybe I should have posted the hand where the other guy called my preflop raise with 72s, flopped a weak flush draw on a scary board (I had two pair with AQ) and called me all the way down, hitting his flush on the river.
It happens all the time. Well, at least often enough to keep them coming back for more. |
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lmao..
Even if i had accidently clicked the raise button preflop, my me spilling my been on my lap, and jumping up with the cold and clicking frantically, i would have checked the flop, and raised triple to your bet, making you fold hopfully. I mean he cant play hands, he cant even bluff! Tell me you took the whole of his stack in the end?? |
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