OMG! everyone I quit

[JDMcNugent7]

i was seriously thinking about starting it, but didnt think any1 would post anything. mines pretty bad too and i look like a total jackass and horrible BF when i get caught with 2 chicks at a party my gf just happens to show up to. it was bad and i really wouldnt want to go into details anyway. - and a 3some did Not happen (un)fortunately so dont get ur hopes up.

and penguin id like to hear more...

[PShabi]

Ditto, minus the public defender.

[eejit101]

if i did that id be slated all over the shop!!

wtg you for ding it different i guess

[Talking Poker]

I understand doing stupid things when drunk - We've all been there. And yes, this was stupid. But when you woke up and "felt like a total jackass," you should have apologized right then. Lying more to try to cover it up only makes it worse, IMO.

Very eejity, indeed.

[JDMcNugent7]

we have extremely different history's on this site.
mines making me look worse rather than urs that make u look better
not that it makes it okay, but 1 drunken idiot thing vs like 10

[PShabi]

The funny thing is, JD can blame alcohol. For you, it's just defective genes.

Also:

1) It doesn't involve anyone else's money.
2) It wasn't malicious like the Radio thing.

[eejit101]

1. eh? what kind of dramatism have u put on that?
2. malicious?

[Talking Poker]

Oh right... cause you accidentally submitted a song to TP radio claiming it was you, when in fact... you know... it wasn't. Just a simple mix up!

You aren't honestly going to try to defend your dumbass actions, are you? I mean, are you STILL not able to take responsibility for your bullshit???

[Boobie Lover]

I know if I had the power of the ban stick, eejit definately would be on permaban.

[PShabi]

ditto

[Reel Deal]

Fuck, that's the Post of the Month right there.

[JDMcNugent7]

word.

[BrianSwa]

wonder if I would get that same ban stick? I can see in the past I would but now not sure what my talking poker image is.

[murkosk]

I can not even imagine how much money it is.
I have lost my temper when I lost connection during the Caribian adventure satelite, but now I see that it was nothing compering to your loss.
Good luck next time!

[MAYHEM45]

lol reading comprehension.

[bunny]

When I read your first post, the thing which stuck out the most, for me (after being shocked at your loss, ofcourse) was your spelling and grammer. For some reason, it had improved immensely. Did your friend type it out or do you type better when drunk?


OMG! everyone I quit

I lost a shit ton of money$ tonight on tilt.
First I lost it at 10/20 NL, then 25/50 NL vs. H@LLingol
Then I put $25,000 onto Full Tilt and played 50/100 vs Ozzy87 and lost it all.
In one night I lost $45,000
fuckin shit poker is horrible

*Caps on the 'I' and beginning sentences, periods at the end of sentences,(nice) only quotation missing is exclamation point at the end of $44k. I'm thinking you typed up the last line.

[Aequitas58]

LOL. Yea right.

[BrianSwa]

so whats wrong with her spelling of grammur?

[murkosk]

Im realy glad, that nobody is mentioning my grammar and spelling.

[Aequitas58]

I like how you make comments too. Like "grammur" isn't an improvement for you.

[Aequitas58]

You're from Slovakia - I'd really be an asshole to pick on you.

[Reel Deal]

Umm, but you really are an asshole. I'm confused.

[JDMcNugent7]

i typed it and i assume it was pretty badly written and made no sense cuz of drunkeness, my less drunk friend felt the need to fix it.

thats why i was so surprised TP said it looked exactly like my typing, when it actually wasn't lol.

[Talking Poker]

That's because you are using Level II thinking and I'm using Level III. You see, I knew that you typed it up and your friend fixed it, but the "flavor" of it is still 100% JD.

I'm glad it was a prank, but it was still a stupid one. Let's not make a habit of this crap around here, ok?

[JDMcNugent7]

ive got a few in the works. come to think of it, im just a gimmick account and have actually only won like 1k from poker.