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Old 12-04-06, 07:42 PM
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One of my friends wrote this. I found it pretty funny and a little informative. Hope you enjoy.


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Old 12-04-06, 07:56 PM
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some of that aint donkey play, some of it is basic shortstack play.
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Old 12-05-06, 11:51 AM
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Oohhhhh eeeeejit !!!!
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Old 12-05-06, 02:07 PM
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What is this? It sucks.
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Old 12-05-06, 03:27 PM
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Agreed. It lends credence to the "I can't beat the $5 SNGs, I need to move up to the $50's" idiocy.
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Sarcasm.

But yeah, it sucks.
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Old 12-05-06, 04:15 PM
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That is unless the OP is friends with a writer for Bluff magazine, which wasn't mentioned ...

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Old 12-05-06, 05:27 PM
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Why does this not surprise me?
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That's even worse. Has that magazine gotten any better in the last year and a half?
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Old 12-05-06, 07:18 PM
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Add another user I would yield my banstick to if I had the power to.
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I think some of it was clever and usefull.
(unfortunately I saw also myself in it )
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Old 12-05-06, 09:32 PM
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Who? The friend? How do we know his "friend" didn't pass that off as his own?
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I love when people say to move up in limits bc that way people won't chase gutshots for pot sized bets, calls PFRs with 74s and call all the way with their baby aces if they hit top pair



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Old 12-05-06, 10:53 PM
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I wouldn't need extricate explanations for the ban stick.
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Old 12-05-06, 11:08 PM
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LOL. Fair enough.
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Ight I feel like a douche bag. My friend tried to pass it off as his own. I didn't know until I looked at that link.
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You and JD need to make better friends.

BTW - I assume all you ban-happy folks out there would have banned JD after his little stunt this weekend, right? Uh huh.
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