Me vs. the Table Idiot...

Talking Poker · #1 10-24-06, 03:21 AM

I take bad beats every day - some more than others. I understand that's a part of the game (and indicitive of getting your money in against weaker players with the best hand, etc, etc - all good things), and I usually can shake them off pretty well.

I think the thing that pisses me off is when I find not just the table idiot, but I track down the SITE IDIOT... and they kick my ass. This tool, for example - her PT numbers are:

97% VPIP

3% PFR

29% WtSD

These are REAL numbers, mind you. I'm looking at PT right now.

So anyway, when I hgave KK against her K4 - well, what else should I expect???

And yes, I paid her off like an idiot, but you have to understand she makes this river bet EVERY TIME she's checked to, with missed draws, made hands, whatever.

It's just really fucking annoying sometimes.

Full Tilt Poker Game #1141568570: Table Ruby (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:56:39 ET - 2006/10/24
Seat 1: Troll Pie ($956.80)
Seat 2: advisor2006 ($1,526.35)
Seat 3: FlopAddict2112 ($483.45)
Seat 4: chicagobear311 ($122.30)
Seat 5: This_Nut ($968.30)
Seat 6: O FOOLED U O ($495.15)
O FOOLED U O posts the small blind of $3
Troll Pie posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Ks Kh]
advisor2006 calls $6
FlopAddict2112 folds
chicagobear311 folds
This_Nut folds
O FOOLED U O calls $3
Troll Pie raises to $27
advisor2006 calls $21
O FOOLED U O folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 7s 7d]
Troll Pie bets $44
advisor2006 calls $44
*** TURN *** [5s 7s 7d] [6h]
Troll Pie bets $124
advisor2006 calls $124
*** RIVER *** [5s 7s 7d 6h] [3c]
Troll Pie checks
advisor2006 bets $396
Troll Pie calls $396
*** SHOW DOWN ***
advisor2006 shows [Kc 4s] (a straight, Seven high)
Troll Pie mucks
advisor2006 wins the pot ($1,185) with a straight, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,188 | Rake $3
Board: [5s 7s 7d 6h 3c]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (big blind) mucked [Ks Kh] - two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 2: advisor2006 showed [Kc 4s] and won ($1,185) with a straight, Seven high
Seat 3: FlopAddict2112 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: chicagobear311 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: This_Nut (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: O FOOLED U O (small blind) folded before the Flop

Boobie Lover · #2 10-24-06, 03:31 AM

He knew you'd pay off on the river if he caught runner runner. That's just expert right there.

lightfungus · #3 10-24-06, 04:04 AM

I'm impressed.

Talking Poker · #4 10-25-06, 03:31 AM

Here was my favorite hand from tonight, which was quit a night. I got stacked THREE TIMES in about 6 minutes (at the same table!) all with overpairs that were ONE LESS than my opponents overpair. That sucked. I could have gotten off at least one of them, and probably two.

This hand, against the table idiot was by far my favorite of the night. Count his outs.... go ahead, count them. I think this is probably the biggest favorite I've EVER been holding Queen high!

Full Tilt Poker Game #1145407116: Table Megan (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:31:24 ET - 2006/10/24
Seat 1: loub ($363.15)
Seat 2: Alex511 ($315.65)
Seat 3: SensesTied ($701.25)
Seat 4: Troll Pie ($608.40)
Seat 5: boogjr ($464.40)
Seat 6: budco33 ($254)
Alex511 posts the small blind of $3
SensesTied posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Qd Js]
Troll Pie raises to $21
boogjr folds
budco33 calls $21
loub folds
Alex511 calls $18
SensesTied folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Ts 9s]
Alex511 bets $69
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie raises to $320
budco33 folds
Alex511 has 15 seconds left to act
Alex511 calls $225.65, and is all in <-- Call of the night, right there.
Troll Pie shows [Qd Js]
Alex511 shows [7s Jc]
Uncalled bet of $25.35 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [6h Ts 9s] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [6h Ts 9s 2s] [7d]
Troll Pie shows Queen Jack high
Alex511 shows a pair of Sevens
Alex511 wins the pot ($655.30) with a pair of Sevens
Troll Pie: lol
Troll Pie adds $307.25
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $658.30 | Rake $3
Board: [6h Ts 9s 2s 7d]
Seat 1: loub (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Alex511 (small blind) showed [7s Jc] and won ($655.30) with a pair of Sevens
So long, money!!!
Seat 3: SensesTied (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Troll Pie showed [Qd Js] and lost with Queen Jack high
Seat 5: boogjr didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: budco33 folded on the Flop

JDMcNugent7 · #5 10-25-06, 03:33 AM

obviously ur the table idiot.

Talking Poker · #6 10-25-06, 03:38 AM

If there was a contest in this thread, you would have just won it.

Tony Cheval · #7 10-27-06, 02:26 AM

It's a bit late, but just the 7s right? You have him outkicked on every other possible draw.

Talking Poker · #8 10-27-06, 03:01 AM

You got it. He called all in drawing to a 3 outer.