Find Fish, Move Up, Get Fuckin Destroyed.

[JDMcNugent7]

playing 3/6 NL. i bluff AI (a good nicely timed bluff I'd do again) he calls with 3rd pair without thinking, cuz he sucks at life.

i talk shit, he says shit, i say HU? and he says sure.
we move to new table and play HU. i end up taking 2 buy ins in abour 25 min., put him on tilt, and he says 5/10? Hell ya - i leave the 3/6 HU up 1,200

I'm pumped to play this fish higher. we play at 5/10...
I have J7 and raise to 35 he calls.
279 flop, i bet like 70 he raises to 200. i call.
turn J i check he pushes I call.
River 2.
retard boy flips 24o and i lose.

then i say 10/20? he says sure fish. i laugh and we go
i only have 2.6k online. i cashed out alittle too much and ran a little too bad lately apparently.

anyway we play for awhile. i pick up 77.
he raises to 80 i call.
flop 678
he bets 150, i make it 390, he pushes AI. i call
turn A
River 9
fuckindumbass flips TJ.

i suck at winning and say this is how my whole month has gone, and suck more when i realize i have $600 left and want to play the $2.6k ME WCOOP tomorrow with no way of getting $ here that fast.

[Talking Poker]

Youch.

Those are some sick beats, considering the "Let's whip them out and see whose is bigger" circumstances.

Sounds to me like it's time to redeposit. You cashed out too much.

[Tony Cheval]

If it weren't for the clear evidence that the villain is just a dumbass, I'd say you fell for one of the classic scams.

But no, he's an idiot who just caught lucky.