September Thread:Goals, Winrates, Updates

[Reel Deal]

I need to "take the month off" more often... thanks to my 2nd in a Stars $20 180 this has been my most profitable month. LMAO.

[Boobie Lover]

This month started off with me thinking I was God's gift to poker starting off with a nice little 8K in the first four days, basically continuing how hot I was running from August. Then, I broke even for the next twenty days or so which was disapointing. I don't think I can blame it on variance, I was just playing badly. The last five days I finally started to win again. The total winnings from poker for September is $16K.

[melioris]

worst month of poker i have ever played, results-wise.

1). Got in around 8K hands, 3.5K came when the kids were napping, and so were ‘distraction free’. The rest came late night, usually holding my little guy as this month he was either sick, teething, and/or spoiled. Whatever, the end result is that the little bastard didn’t sleep for shit.

2). I tried this like a motherfucker, but a typical HH looks something like this:
Melioris- AA
retarded monkey playing $25 or $50 NL 6-max -97o

Melioris makes huge overbet preflop. Retarded monkey calls. Flop comes A 8 2 rainbow.

Level 1 thinking –TOP SET!!!
Level 2 thinking- opponent is a retarded monkey, so his range is xx, as long as x is less than a ten. If one or more cards is a face/ace, retarded monkey pushes.
Level 3 thinking- since I just typed in I HAVE TOP SET and I bet the pot, he should think I have the top set.
Retarded monkey call, turn come 5. Repeat thinking above, except I shove to be called.
River comes 6.

Retard monkey types in chat “I love it when noobs overplay AA”

Reload and repeat.
3). This is probably the one goal I accomplished, as I am pretty immune to results these days.

4). Didn’t finish it yet, I am working my way through the last section.

[Talking Poker]

I didn't accomplish everything, but all in all, I'll consder it a successful month.

Oh, as for the cash games that I've been focusing on... I started off on a SICK run, definitely on the good side of variance. Since then, I've been mostly breakeven but also had a number of disgusting losing sessions. Overall, I'm still up for the month, and my "luck" has definitely been on the bad side overall. I guess that should be encouraging.

[JDMcNugent7]

Worst.Month.Ever.

i seriously am Right around the breakeven point.
a whole month of poker and Nothing to show. Solid.

oh- and i now have $600 online and refuse to deposit $.