How can play this bad be rewarded?

[Zybomb]

PokerStars Game #4180842324: Tournament #20780279, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/03/05 - 02:19:34 (ET)
Table '20780279 1' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: badboy112 (2590 in chips)
Seat 2: whitespur (1285 in chips)
Seat 3: TheRockstar2 (1520 in chips)
Seat 6: falc23 (1615 in chips)
Seat 7: TheNextThing (1990 in chips)
TheNextThing: posts small blind 15
badboy112: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheNextThing [Kh Kc]
whitespur: raises 60 to 90
TheRockstar2: folds
falc23: calls 90
TheNextThing: raises 180 to 270
badboy112: folds
whitespur: raises 1015 to 1285 and is all-in
falc23: calls 1195
TheNextThing: raises 705 to 1990 and is all-in
falc23: calls 330 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5c Jd Qc]
TheNextThing said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [5c Jd Qc] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [5c Jd Qc 9s] [As]
TheNextThing said, "hahahaha"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheNextThing: shows [Kh Kc] (a pair of Kings)
falc23: shows [Ac Ts] (a pair of Aces)
falc23 collected 660 from side pot
whitespur: shows [Jc Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
whitespur collected 3885 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4545 Main pot 3885. Side pot 660. | Rake 0
Board [5c Jd Qc 9s As]
Seat 1: badboy112 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: whitespur showed [Jc Jh] and won (3885) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 3: TheRockstar2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: falc23 (button) showed [Ac Ts] and won (660) with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: TheNextThing (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings


I mean come on

375 left a few hands later

PokerStars Game #4180855232: Tournament #20780279, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/03/05 - 02:21:20 (ET)
Table '20780279 1' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: badboy112 (2545 in chips)
Seat 2: whitespur (3855 in chips)
Seat 3: TheRockstar2 (2225 in chips)
Seat 7: TheNextThing (375 in chips)
whitespur: posts small blind 15
TheRockstar2: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheNextThing [As Kc]
TheNextThing: raises 345 to 375 and is all-in
badboy112: folds
whitespur: folds
TheRockstar2: calls 345
*** FLOP *** [Qd 8d 9d]
TheNextThing said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [Qd 8d 9d] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 8d 9d 7d] [8h]
TheNextThing said, "10x bb with 45"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheRockstar2: shows [4d 5d] (a flush, Queen high)
TheNextThing: shows [As Kc] (a pair of Eights)

I remember why I like playing live so much better now...

[Boobie Lover]

Well, at least in the first hand he had 24% equity. Here's a recent hand that sent me out of the first hand of a tourney.

POKERSTARS GAME #4079167810: TOURNAMENT #20270693, HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL I (10/20) - 2006/02/24 - 01:25:47 (ET)
Table '20270693 2' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Sevyn AM (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: Boobie Lover (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: Venom007 (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: salmonmanak (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: Big Diamond (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: HDbeater (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: TJBoy (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Susp3nc3 (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: gberg1104 (1500 in chips)
Boobie Lover: posts small blind 10
Venom007: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Boobie Lover [Kc Ks]
salmonmanak: folds
Big Diamond: folds
HDbeater: folds
TJBoy: raises 20 to 40
Susp3nc3: raises 20 to 60
gberg1104: folds
Sevyn AM: folds
Boobie Lover: raises 240 to 300
Venom007: calls 280
TJBoy: folds
Susp3nc3: calls 240
*** FLOP *** [Js Ts 4s]
Boobie Lover: bets 1200 and is all-in
Venom007: calls 1200 and is all-in
Susp3nc3: folds
*** TURN *** [Js Ts 4s] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Js Ts 4s Td] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Boobie Lover: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Venom007: shows [Ac Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
Venom007 collected 3340 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3340 | Rake 0
Board [Js Ts 4s Td Jh]
Seat 1: Sevyn AM (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Boobie Lover (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 3: Venom007 (big blind) showed [Ac Jd] and won (3340) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Seat 4: salmonmanak folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Big Diamond folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HDbeater folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TJBoy folded before Flop
Seat 8: Susp3nc3 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: gberg1104 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Talking Poker]

It's like you guys just don't listen. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID IT???

"KK is the Kiss of Death."
-TP