What a cruel, bitter world ...

[Dodoubled]

Somebody wants me out of this game, or dead ... or both.

***** Hand History for Game 3560064494 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 15, 17:47:27 EDT 2006
Table Table 66390 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: Dodoubled ( $13.55 )
Seat 3: emptyspace0 ( $21.95 )
Seat 6: fiddski ( $25.70 )
Seat 1: STaje9 ( $16.70 )
Seat 5: Chaud697 ( $17.80 )
Seat 4: mjf76 ( $34.80 )
STaje9 posts small blind [$0.10].
Dodoubled posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Dodoubled [ Kd Th ]
emptyspace0 folds.
mjf76 calls [$0.25].
Chaud697 calls [$0.25].
fiddski folds.
STaje9 calls [$0.15].
Dodoubled checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, Qd, Jc ]
STaje9 checks.
Dodoubled checks.
mjf76 checks.
Chaud697 bets [$0.95].
STaje9 folds.
Dodoubled raises [$1.90].
mjf76 raises [$4].
Chaud697 calls [$3.05].
Dodoubled is all-In [$11.40]
mjf76 raises [$18.60].
Chaud697 folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
Dodoubled: hmm ... i flopped the nuts .. so you know what that means ... Now, for the record, I typed this in before the turn hit, but i wanted to make sure the other guy folded before I pushed enter. I thought I actually pushed it before the turn.
** Dealing River ** [ 5c ]
mjf76 shows [ Ks, Tc ] a flush, jack high.
Dodoubled doesn't show [ Kd, Th ] a straight, nine to king.
mjf76 wins $9.30 from side pot #1 with a flush, jack high.
mjf76 wins $30.05 from the main pot with a flush, jack high.

[Dodoubled]

Now, just to clarify, I knew it would be a risk to push in because I figured someone was on a flush draw. And when the 6 hit, I thought I was dead. I wasn't. Nope .. that didn't come until Old Man River.

Bastards.

[greenbuckets]

Bad luck, but not necessarily a bad beat.

[Talking Poker]

Oh come on.... the both flop the nuts and the other guy runner runners him foar a flush? That's pretty bad.

[redbank09]

probably the top two things that piss me off the most is when i push kings and get called by aces and when you both go all in with the same hand and the other guy hits the flush. thats sucks man. good hand.

[Dodoubled]

Something similar actually happened to me the other day. I was dealt kings, raised preflop, got reraised, reraised back and got reraised again all-in. Now, a good poker player would have probably put his opponent on Aces here, which I did. Yet, the similarities between me and a good poker player ended right there. Instead of making the tough fold, I shoved my chips in angrily -- to paraphrase the greatest dialogue in Seinfeld history -- "like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!"

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!
(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)
George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a
quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!
(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)
(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)
Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.

[GTDawg]

How many times have people here dropped KK before the flop?

I've only seen one person do it and that was at a local tourney.

He raised, there was a re-raise, another re-raise, and an all-in before it got back to him.

AK AA QQ

[Zybomb]

I've folded it once. Here was the action, as I recall

Donkey in EP: Raise to 8 (i believbe I was playing 1/2 NL)
ME: KK Reraise $24
Player to my left: All in $198
SB: CALL

I knew that the donkey could have anything, the player who pushed in IMO had AT LEAST JJ, but more likely QQ KK (unlikely) or AA

For the SB to call all this action he has to have at least KK (unlikely) otherwise AA

I folded (oh yea the donkey called too but that wasnt a concern)

Donkey: AJo
Player to my Left: KK
SB: AA

now thats some interesting deal pokerstars....

[Dodoubled]

After the flop, he was a 4.55 percent favorite to win. The turn made him a 20.45 percent favorite. The *(&(^#* river made him a 100 percent favorite.