Comedy Hour at the Stars 180

[Reel Deal]

Check out this string of hands (for some good laughs).

Of course you'd never play these first few hands but it's funny when the poker gods tempt you...

PokerStars Game #3837899622: Tournament #19060865, Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/02/02 - 12:57:33 (ET)
Table '19060865 16' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: BankerBob (1150 in chips)
Seat 2: TheSonOfGod (3310 in chips)
Seat 3: gypsy_135 (1430 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush69 (1070 in chips)
Seat 5: ..$ampi.. (1130 in chips)
Seat 6: LrgMarg (1430 in chips)
Seat 7: jackthewack (2700 in chips)
Seat 8: miken7801 (1540 in chips)
Seat 9: ReelDeal-Jax (1300 in chips)
jackthewack: posts small blind 10
miken7801: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ReelDeal-Jax [4d Ac]
ReelDeal-Jax: folds
BankerBob: folds
TheSonOfGod: folds
gypsy_135: folds
nutflush69: folds
..$ampi..: calls 20
LrgMarg: calls 20
jackthewack: folds
miken7801: checks
*** FLOP *** [2s As 4h]
miken7801: checks
..$ampi..: checks
LrgMarg: checks
*** TURN *** [2s As 4h] [4c]
miken7801: checks
..$ampi..: checks
LrgMarg: checks
*** RIVER *** [2s As 4h 4c] [Qs]
miken7801: checks
..$ampi..: checks
LrgMarg: bets 40
miken7801: folds
..$ampi..: folds
LrgMarg collected 70 from pot
LrgMarg: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 70 | Rake 0
Board [2s As 4h 4c Qs]
Seat 1: BankerBob folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: TheSonOfGod folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gypsy_135 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: nutflush69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ..$ampi.. folded on the River
Seat 6: LrgMarg (button) collected (70)
Seat 7: jackthewack (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: miken7801 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 9: ReelDeal-Jax folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #3837996161: Tournament #19060865, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/02/02 - 13:13:09 (ET)
Table '19060865 16' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: BankerBob (730 in chips)
Seat 2: Cruel_TeK (2525 in chips)
Seat 3: gypsy_135 (1640 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush69 (1345 in chips)
Seat 5: ..$ampi.. (1110 in chips)
Seat 7: jackthewack (6775 in chips)
Seat 8: miken7801 (2270 in chips)
Seat 9: ReelDeal-Jax (895 in chips)
ReelDeal-Jax: posts small blind 15
BankerBob: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ReelDeal-Jax [Jh 5c]
Cruel_TeK: folds
gypsy_135: calls 30
nutflush69: raises 90 to 120
..$ampi..: folds
jackthewack: folds
miken7801: folds
ReelDeal-Jax: folds
BankerBob: folds
gypsy_135: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [5h 4s Js]
gypsy_135: checks
nutflush69: bets 100
gypsy_135: calls 100
*** TURN *** [5h 4s Js] [5d]
gypsy_135: checks
nutflush69: checks
*** RIVER *** [5h 4s Js 5d] [3s]
gypsy_135: bets 180
nutflush69: folds
gypsy_135 collected 485 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 485 | Rake 0
Board [5h 4s Js 5d 3s]
Seat 1: BankerBob (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Cruel_TeK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gypsy_135 collected (485)
Seat 4: nutflush69 folded on the River
Seat 5: ..$ampi.. folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jackthewack folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: miken7801 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ReelDeal-Jax (small blind) folded before Flop

And then to put me out of my missery...

PokerStars Game #3838001073: Tournament #19060865, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/02/02 - 13:13:54 (ET)
Table '19060865 16' Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: BankerBob (700 in chips)
Seat 2: Cruel_TeK (2525 in chips)
Seat 3: gypsy_135 (1905 in chips)
Seat 4: nutflush69 (1125 in chips)
Seat 5: ..$ampi.. (1110 in chips)
Seat 7: jackthewack (6775 in chips)
Seat 8: miken7801 (2270 in chips)
Seat 9: ReelDeal-Jax (880 in chips)
BankerBob: posts small blind 15
Cruel_TeK: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ReelDeal-Jax [9h Qd]
gypsy_135: folds
nutflush69: folds
..$ampi..: folds
jackthewack: folds
Olavo1 is connected
miken7801: calls 30
ReelDeal-Jax: calls 30
BankerBob: calls 15
Cruel_TeK: checks
*** FLOP *** [9c 3c 8h]
BankerBob: bets 90
Cruel_TeK: folds
miken7801: folds
ReelDeal-Jax: raises 760 to 850 and is all-in
BankerBob: calls 580 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [9c 3c 8h] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [9c 3c 8h Ah] [3h]
ReelDeal-Jax said, "of course"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BankerBob: shows [Ad 8d] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
ReelDeal-Jax: shows [9h Qd] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
BankerBob collected 1460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1460 | Rake 0
Board [9c 3c 8h Ah 3h]
Seat 1: BankerBob (small blind) showed [Ad 8d] and won (1460) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 2: Cruel_TeK (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: gypsy_135 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: nutflush69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ..$ampi.. folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jackthewack folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: miken7801 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: ReelDeal-Jax (button) showed [9h Qd] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes

[rookette22]

Oh ...I got so many of those. Here's one I saved just for you .... :

***** Hand History for Game 3483902858 *****
$0.50/$1 Texas Hold'em - Thursday, February 02, 20:40:38 EDT 2006
Table Table 66079 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: judgemenot1 ( $17.25 )
Seat 2: djson_28 ( $30.25 )
Seat 4: phenom987 ( $12.75 )
Seat 5: t0good2b4got ( $25 )
Seat 6: KEN505 ( $42.75 )
Seat 3: jskoz ( $22 )
KEN505 posts small blind [$0.25].
judgemenot1 posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to t0good2b4got [ Kh 4h ]
djson_28 folds.
phenom987 folds.
judgemenot1: damn flush drw
t0good2b4got folds.
KEN505 calls [$0.25].
judgemenot1 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4d, Qh, 4s ]
KEN505 checks.
judgemenot1 checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ] DAMN!
KEN505 bets [$1].
judgemenot1 folds.
KEN505 does not show cards.
KEN505 wins $2