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06-10-05, 05:48 PM
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2nd place again
you know what im getting sick of this...
2nd place 2nd place disqualifed for urinating on the table another 2nd place in these 2 player tornaments my reverse impled odds where 500,000 to 300 and this skinny little internet kid hit runner runner twos to beat me. I dont know how I could play poker any better then this. |
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06-10-05, 07:38 PM
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Mr. Helmuth is that you??????
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#3
06-10-05, 07:43 PM
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What
Hellmuth...hellmuth my name is Bill Fillmaff, that hellmuth guy is a pretender and not a contender like me. I eat poker players like that for lunch, I am a world poker champion and dont pretend to play poker like him in this stupid televised WSOP thing. Im a real player and sick of these skinny internet kids trying to pretend like they know how to play poker like a real champion like me. Buy my book and watch my videos and you will totally find out how to play poker. I came to this site to show you pretending like bitches how to play poker. I make 6 grand a day, you all should watch me and learn how to play. |
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06-11-05, 12:17 AM
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I think this may be the single most readable, least typo'd, best grammatical post you have ever made on this site.
You should run with this 3rd personality of yours more often!!! |
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06-11-05, 02:52 PM
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Look
look you pretending ass want to be poker player. Im too busy winning millions of dollars to care about my grammer with you all want to be poker players. I'am the best poster on this site and thats why you should read my book because then maybe you could be 1/100th of the player I'am and maybe you could make some money playing poker. If it wasnt for these stupid internet skinny losers sucking out on me and giving me a bad beat I would be a trillionare. I could beat any so called poker pro out there, I can see right into their soul with my glasses....which by the way cost more then any of you could ever earn in a lifetime. Well my time is valuable and need to go make 100 times what you will make in a lifetime. I will wave to you from yet another final table I make it to. Furthermore I decided to bust out of our little mini bankroll challenge thing on purpose. Only a player with my skill can make that kina money so fast, I know this dont make sence to you but thats because your little brain's cant comprehend what I say to you. I busted out fast so I had time to read all the posts and laugh at them!!!!!!! Last edited by BrianSwa; 06-11-05 at 02:58 PM. |
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#6
06-11-05, 04:17 PM
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Yep, thats more like the Brian we know. Thanks for letting us know you still had it in you....
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