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05-09-05, 05:17 PM
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Funniest Poker Bloopers
I've been inspired by a recent incident to start a new thread.
I was working off more of Noble's bonus today, tried to sneak in a quick bathroom break after folding a hand. Heard the 'your action' sound, so zipped back to the computer, to find QQ. Now here's the fun part: while standing over the desk, I put in a raise to $8 (the usual 3xBB stuff), but then...my hand slipped, and I heard 'I'm ALLLLL-IN!'  For $136. Luckily no one caught AA/KK and/or had the guts to call me out. 
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05-09-05, 07:50 PM
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I was playing on Full Tilt last night.... 2/4 NL. Went to make a $12 stone cold bluff (this was on the river) and somehow left the 4 there by mistake.... $124 stone cold bluff.
He thought and thought and though and finally folded. Jack high takes down the pot. Whew! |
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05-09-05, 09:54 PM
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You intended a $12 bluff on the river at $2/4 NL? What was the pot size at this point?
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05-09-05, 10:23 PM
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Not much - That was the problem. The table was breaking up, and it was just us blinds. The hand was pretty much checked down and I decided to take a shot at it. I'm thinking it was maybe a $16 pot or something.
My bet must have looked ridiculous. |
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05-10-05, 03:19 AM
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tried to steal the blinds in a cash game, and instead of raising to $8 i raised to $80 with A4s. someone with KK called what was left of his stack (about $73) and my heart exploded out of my chest until 3 diamonds came off and shoved me the $160 pot
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05-10-05, 08:18 AM
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My wife insisted on getting a dog for Christmas. A few days after, I'm playing 3/6 and I'm in a really bad run. I look at JJ on the button. MP open raises and CO cold calls. I 3-bet and as the other two guys are calling as my wife yells out my name from the front room.
I jump up to find the dog having massive diarreah explosions all over the living room. I'm cussing my ass off, running for some soapy water and a few towels to clean this shit up. I'm scrubbing and I realize, "my hand!" I had timed out of course and they were on the river, capping the pot. My trip Jacks would've taken both of them with overpairs of KK and AA. Damn dog. Damn wife.
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05-10-05, 11:56 AM
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I'll always have this lovely story too, of course:
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