Beat: Running Well

[Zybomb]

10/25 NL Villain has $3800 I cover.

6 way limped pot pre and I check with K8 in the BB

Flop: K78. SB checks, I check, some donkey bets $75, 3 calls, I raise to $525, Donkey calls others fold.

Turn: K. I bet $650 Donkey raises to $2150, I shove he tanks (with $1125 behind) saying you got K8 or K7.....I glance at him and ask why you have King Ten? Donks says I call. I tell him I have K8 he says oh shit I need a Queen in a hurry.....river queen

NO I MADE A $150 POT INTO A $7800+ ONE IN TWO STREETS OF BETTING AND I DONT HAVE THE NUTS YOU FUCKIN WHALE

6-7 hands later I raise AK to $150 one call and short stack shoves his last $750 in, I isolate and allin player has KJ, Flop: KJx nothing special on the turn and river

Thats nice

I steam around with $1500 in my stack for an hour and then pick up 88 and limp early. Short stack who just lost over $2200 the very last hand shoves his last $275 in (hes obviously tiltting). Some other donk calls and I call with $1225 remaining.

Flop: 765 rainbow.

Donk bets $300 and I shove $925 more (i dont care what he has at this point i figure to have 10 outs plus fold equity if im behind)

Donk thinks a little and ponders some idiotic math and finally calls with T9o, yea that's right T9o

Turn: Jack (ship the main pot to the all in player with AJ)

River: T (Sure ship the side pot to douchebag B)

I for the 2nd time in my life rip up the cards (there was a 3 hand sequence in like 30 min the first time i did a few years ago and i know i posted it here somewhere it was just as sick) and ponder how I lost $2500 in this game that I should be up 5 fuckin figures in



Edit: The other gem I forgot was the table talk after hands #1 and #3

After I moved all in in hand one villain while debating a call or not tells dealer to pull in the 1500......After the monkey sucks out for $7800+ on me and i pay him the remaining 1125 the next hand is goin on and hes still stacking chips and he has the fuckin nerve to look around and be like "did you pull in that $1000 or does he he still owe me?" Go fuck urself douchebag

In between hands 2 and 3 and conversation about asking to seeing players cards if called down came up and i explained its technically allowed but its supposed to be used for collusion purposes only and it's bad poker etiquette to do so. After the douchebag with T9 beats me in the hand and i rip the cards up, he mutters to his neighbors "that's not good poker etiquette is it?". I'll show you some fuckin etiquette you fuckin douchebag