Physical Beat

[Invigilator]

Beat:

So I am at Aikido today, and I am working on 2 on 1 attacks (I am the 1). I throw this guy pretty hard and he goes spastic as he flips through the air and hoofs me in the face. Yeah me!

My nose explodes and blood is just pouring everywhere. The blood was coming from so far back in my nose that pinching it off only made the blood flow free and plentifully down my throat. yummy.

Long story short, my nose isn't broken and I am still beautiful.

It took over 3 hours for the bleeding to really stop, and I spent the rest of my afternoon at the hospital.

Brag: I can't really talk because my sinus cavity is a giant blood clot, so I am going to stay home from work tomorrow and play poker.

[Talking Poker]

Damn..... life is rough for you bounty hunters.