Just f*cking stupid

[Penguinfan]

First of all, you have to find a retard big enough to play it like this, then.....




Full Tilt Poker Game #8020990744: $8 + $0.80 Tournament (60987651), Table 17 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:55:32 ET - 2008/09/10
Seat 2: One-Eye (8,884)
Seat 3: krihag (2,715)
Seat 4: Penguinfan (6,460)
Seat 5: ibrox1873 (6,740)
Seat 6: CrazyCarlitos (3,385), is sitting out
Seat 7: The Bams (3,324)
Seat 8: Trilby (6,985)
Seat 9: N3gus (11,802)
Trilby posts the small blind of 100
N3gus posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Penguinfan [5d 5h]
One-Eye folds
krihag folds
Penguinfan calls 200
ibrox1873 folds
CrazyCarlitos folds
The Bams folds
Trilby calls 100
N3gus checks
*** FLOP *** [8d 5c Qd]
Trilby checks
N3gus bets 400
Penguinfan raises to 800
Trilby folds
N3gus raises to 1,600
Penguinfan has 15 seconds left to act
Penguinfan raises to 6,260, and is all in
N3gus calls 4,660
Penguinfan shows [5d 5h]
N3gus shows [2h Qc]
*** TURN *** [8d 5c Qd] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [8d 5c Qd Qs] [2c]
Penguinfan shows a full house, Fives full of Queens
N3gus shows a full house, Queens full of Twos
N3gus wins the pot (13,120) with a full house, Queens full of Twos
Penguinfan stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,120 | Rake 0
Board: [8d 5c Qd Qs 2c]
Seat 2: One-Eye didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: krihag didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Penguinfan showed [5d 5h] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Queens
Seat 5: ibrox1873 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: CrazyCarlitos didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: The Bams (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Trilby (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: N3gus (big blind) showed [2h Qc] and won (13,120) with a full house, Queens full of Twos

[Invigilator]

you're gonna need more foil after that one.

[Nikita]

That one definitely sucks.

[Talking Poker]

Owwie.

[Reel Deal]

And didn't you say it was Stars that was rigged????

[AceEleven]

That sucks