some days I hate poker

[Wes]

I'm sure other people enjoyed it though.


PokerStars Cash game, $10/$20 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by

HERO (BB): $2983
Button: $6169.10

Button postsHERO posts Big Blind $20

Pre-flop: A A ($20)
Button raises to $80
HERO raises to $320
Button calls $240

Flop: 5 Q 8 ($640)
HERO bets $510
Button calls $510

Turn: 5 Q 8 8 ($1660)
HERO checks
Button bets $120
HERO raises to $2153
Button calls $2033 NO ODDS SURE WHY NOT IT'S ONLY $2000. I WIPE MY ASS WITH 2K.

River: 5 Q 8 8 7 ($5966)

Button shows K 3 OOO I'M SO GOOD AT POKER
wins $5965 with a flush King high


PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by

SB: $2937.75
BB: $360
UTG: $1204
CO: $1284
HERO (Button): $1000

SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: A K ($15)
UTG folds
CO folds
HERO raises to $25
SB raises to $95
BB folds
HERO raises to $245
SB raises to $2932.7 FUCK THAT NOTALENT ASSHOLE
HERO calls $750

Flop: Q 9 T ($3937.7)

Turn: Q 9 T 4 ($3937.7)

River: Q 9 T 4 5 ($3937.7)

SB shows A Q YEAH BOY
SB wins $2008 with a pair of Queens


meh hand was probably misplayed but dude is complete maniac.


PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by

SB: $1105
BB: $1766
UTG: $1535
HERO (MP): $2309
CO: $175
Button: $1095

SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: 3 3 ($15)
UTG folds
HERO raises to $30
CO folds
Button calls $35
SB folds
BB folds

Flop: J 3 A ($80)
HERO checks
Button bets $60
HERO calls $60

Turn: J 3 A 4 ($200)
HERO checks
Button bets $135
HERO calls $135

River: J 3 A 4 A ($470)
HERO checks
Button bets $410
HERO raises to $1700
Button calls $455

Button shows A 3
Button wins $2202 with a full house Aces full of Threes



PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by

SB: $1127
BB: $292.75
UTG: $899.05
CO: $1072
HERO (Button): $3705

SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: A K ($15)
UTG raises to $30
CO folds
HERO raises to $105
SB folds
BB folds
UTG calls $75

Flop: A A J ($225)
UTG checks
HERO bets $145
UTG calls $145

Turn: A A J 9 ($515)
UTG checks
HERO bets $210
UTG calls $210

River: A A J 9 8 ($935)
UTG checks
HERO bets $2970
UTG calls $434.0

UTG shows A 8
UTG wins $1811.10 with a full house Aces full of Eights SWEET I JUST WON 1K. I WILL LEAVE NEXT HAND AND CELEBRATE

PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by

BB: $621.80
HERO (Button): $920

HERO postsBB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: 9 K ($10)
HERO raises to $25
BB calls $20

Flop: 2 9 5 ($55)
BB checks
HERO bets $40
BB raises to $100
HERO calls $60

Turn: 2 9 5 3 ($255)
BB bets $100
HERO raises to $790
BB calls $391.8

River: 2 9 5 3 J ($1536.8)

BB shows 9 T
BB wins $1242.60 with a flush Jack high


PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by

SB: $1219
BB: $599.15
UTG: $2202.75
MP: $995
CO: $1010
HERO (Button): $2115

SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: K A ($15)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO folds
HERO raises to $25
SB folds
BB raises to $65
HERO raises to $1605
BB calls $529.1 DURRRR I CALL

Flop: J 5 Q ($2204.1)

Turn: J 5 Q J ($2204.1)

River: J 5 Q J 5 ($2204.1)

BB shows J A
BB wins $1200.30 with a full house Jacks full of Fives


Actually, it is more than that since I didn't import Bodog hands. Like where I lost AA to KK all-in preflop for 1k or where I got AA all-in vs. JT on T62 flop in 3bet pot.



OH YEAH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET HIGH ON 420. WHAT A FUCKING BAD BEAT OF A DAY

[Talking Poker]

That is a seriously rough day right there.

[Reel Deal]

That first hand made me sick to my stomach. Wow. I think if that happened live I'd be tempted to wait in the parking lot (AC stlye) for that jackass.

[lightfungus]

Does that shit happen at AC? The waiting in the parking lot thing I mean....

[sjay2k]

lol at bold

[Talking Poker]

Miss the thread last week (maybe 2 weeks ago) where the one dude was beating the other dude with his own cane, until the now caneless dude pulled out a knife and slashed the first dude's throat, killing him on the spot? Because of an argument about who's seat it was at the poker table...

[lightfungus]

Woh. Apparently.