Best insult?

[Talking Poker]

Melioris' "may comets of fire rain down on you" thread made me wonder...

What's the best or most outrageous insult you've ever had directed at you at the poker table?

[bdawg31]

you are worse than bdawg

[Talking Poker]

Wait... someone told YOU that YOU are worse than bdawg.

Youch!!!

[bdawg31]

Nah, i was sitting between them and they talked like i wasnt even sitting there. After the guy to my left said that to the guy to my right- they almost came to blows.

[drewjax]

JC......that if f'n hilarious

[Reel Deal]

smartcrotch

{not at a poker table, but on a certain poker forum}

[bdawg31]

I have to admit, i just made that up as part of my self-deprecating humor. But, i am sure people have at least THOUGHT this!

[Talking Poker]

This thread didn't really go in the direction I was expecting... you know, now that we are in bdawg fantasyland.

I think the worst insluts I have ever received have been them telling me they hope certain family members of mine get cancer. I've been told to go die, to get AIDS, and so on and so forth...

Some people really don't like losing, eh?

I think the biggest insults I give other people are me telling them I will play them all day long. Oh, and in those HU SNGs, if you insta-click the "Yes" button when it asks you if you want a rematch, some people REALLY take offence to that. So I do it often.

[melioris]

once at a table mayhem told the fish "I will eat your babies".

Mayhem is a jerk.

[buakawgirl]

Who do your kids take after more, you or your cousin?

[Wes]

I've had a couple death threats.

[Windbreaker]

In a tourney a while ago, I made a huge suckout...getting runner runner to make broadway after getting huge pot odds with my continuation bet. The guy I knocked out blew up and basically said he would kill himself if I went on to win the tourney (with about 200ppl left). I told him I was sorry to hear that, and to send my condolences to his family....of course I went on to win. =P.

[drewjax]

Best (worst) I have ever heard.................

Fildy playing a donkament, getting sucked out on by some chick with her kid as an avatar...."I hope your kid dies a horrible death"
lol...................tiltaments..........I 'made' him apologise.


Worst that has been said to me..........its not really that awful......but it was funny to me....

When I lived in MD we used to play every week. I consistently did better than this one young kid, who always bitched and moaned about everything. One year we had a player of the year thing, and everyone put an extra $1 a week for POY....of course after like spring, when he realized he had no chance at all, he started not putting a dollar in (weak), and playing it off as it he 'wasnt trying' because he had no chance in POY. Lame.

Anyway, one time after he busted out, he proclaimed that the only reason I ever did well was because I "just come and fold every hand and wait for aces or kings" that was the only reason. My comeback to him was simply "and yet you donkeys keep calling me??"

Just keep playing KTo like its the nuts............you little twit!

[PShabi]

I had this one guy go on and on (forever), telling me he was a psychic police informant in LA. He even through around a couple of "detective" names that he was working with/for. Started telling me my kids were gonna die in a car accident and shit. I asked him if there was any he could make it the wife instead.

[bunny]

I've received a few of these "hope your mom gets cancer" insults, myself. They feel bad afterwards when I tell them my mom already had cancer and survived it.

I've also been called a porn star, stripper, b, etc... which is insulting but since I'm not any of those, I simply reply saying *I wish I could be so lucky as to have such fame and fortune, ty so much for the compliment!"... which in turn eases the insult and calms things down at the tables. (sometimes, not always). Other times they'll be drooling and asking me for my email or im address.

Although I must admit, French Canadian haters are the worse. Mostly saying they wish all French players to die a horrible death or this one person once said if a Frenchman were on fire, they wouldn't even waste their spit to save them. meh...

[Daomonk]

Once i was in a tourney and won like 5 big flips to become chip leader in 2 orbits.

The last guy said don't be surprised if your car flips over in the next few days.

monk chuckled

[Kurn]

Must've been English. I remember drinking in a pub in London in Oct 2001. We were discussing 9/11 and the history of terrorism etc. I mentioned that at least in '86 we had gone after Libya. To a man, the Englishmen in the pub stood up, raised their glasses to me and said in unison "and you bombed the French."

[bdawg31]

I always enjoyed your 'Pot, meet kettle' line. For some reason, asking a bad player if they are intoxicated seemed to set them off (unless they really were intoxicated).

[Govman6767]