Event #5: Bounty Poll

[Invigilator]

Vote early kids.

[Talking Poker]

Pretty sure bigdonk quit the forum after I wouldn't do some crazy money transfer for him.

[melioris]

I'm not playing event 5, maybe sometime in the middle of Jan.

[Invigilator]

Sigh. Assuming VMF is playing event #5 it will likely be him then. Cast your votes where you please everyone.

I'll be doing 4-5 options from now on.

[VeryMoonFunk]

I voted for myself because I know I'll be playing and think it will be fun to be the target.

[Invigilator]

LOL. You rock.

[juiCe[3x]]

Oh now he's a donkey just because he left your amazing forum? I'm sure he had a good excuse since no one really listened to him... Just my opinion though.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure he could beat you too, but again just my opinion.

[Talking Poker]

He's a donkey for earning himself the all time lowest rep on the forum. That doesn't happen by accident. I guess you are the only one who saw those two bars of red rep and thought, "Wow, that's someone I should really listen to. I bet he's the best player here!" Somehow, this doesn't surprise me.

And what are you talking about, with my "amazing forum" and being "pretty sure he could beat me" and such? Trying to start up random shit on Christmas??? Nice.

If he wants to take me not doing a money transfer for him and his all time lowest rep personally, that's fine. He didn't even post it - he just PM'd me about it (breaking two rules at once) multiple times. So fine, be a baby and leave. I don't care. This forum is better off without people like that anyway.

P.S. Does the "d" in bigd not stand for donk? Cause I always assumed it did. Sorry if my assumption about your boyfriend upset you.

[juiCe[3x]]

uh oh, watch out the man with 5% cashing in tourneys is coming after me, I'm scared.

Don't assume, it makes an ass out of you and me.

And oh yeah, he never did one thing wrong to get the bad rep, except fuck around and annoy you, which I guess since its YOUR forum its against the rules, my bad.

[Talking Poker]

LOL... you're such a tard. People get (+ and -) Rep for a reason, and I'm certain his wasn't all from just me - not even close.

If this forum is so lame and if I'm such an idiot and a bad player and whatever else you are suggesting, feel free to leave. I mean, I know you were banned before and that didn't keep you away very long, so it's kind of out of my hands. But maybe you could have the self control and discipline to just close your browser and not come back, rather than stay here and make useless posts trying to stir up shit.

Then again, maybe you have nothing better to do.

[juiCe[3x]]

I don't mind this forum in a whole but you do take pointless shots at people which are unnecessary especially when someone does it back to you and you freak out.

[Talking Poker]

Speaking of you leaving, I was curious, so I just glanced through your recent posts trying to find the last time you posted something poker related (beyond "GL" comments and such). I went back 2 months and then gave up.

Don't get me wrong, I quite enjoy most of the people that are a part of this community who don't post much poker stuff... but then there are the random idiots like you and bigd, that I don't think would really be missed.

Harsh. But true.

[Talking Poker]

What shot did I take? You mean because I said "bigdonk?" LOL... come on. I was explaining why he shouldn't be in the poll, since I don't think anyone else even noticed he was gone.

I think it's funny how you take things like that personally, but fail to appreciate how I never banned you (the second time) even after - I don't know - half a dozen or so requests/suggestions that I do. You've been given EVERY opportunity to clean up your image and contribute to the community, and every time I think you may finally be making progress, you go all SWA on us (usually me, more specifically).

Whoops - I just took a shot at another forum crazy! My apologies to anyone that offends.

[Robbie Robb]

I miss Rookette....

[juiCe[3x]]

I try to "clear my status" but whenever I post anything poker related or not I get turned down or just plain ignored. When I post advice no one replies to me if I'm wrong or not and when I post hands I get like 3 replies. And when I post poker advice I just get random bad rep saying wow, you suck or something like that and no advice why.

I used to care what you guys thought of me but since no one changes their opionon on me, why should I try?

[Talking Poker]

Excellent attitude! GL with that.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go stake Fildy or something................... (I guess some people try harder than others, eh?)

[juiCe[3x]]

I don't want to be staked, neither do I need to.

TP don't get me wrong, I really do respect you its just somethings you do I disagree with. And I'm still working on my gift back to the forum, I'm about 1/5th the way there.

[de-coder]

got him

Full Tilt Poker Game #4682549828: TalkingPoker #5 - NLHE (33525901), Table 2 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:06:36 ET - 2007/12/30
Seat 1: CalifNaughti (2,423)
Seat 2: Robbie Robb (1,465)
Seat 3: PokerRef (2,042)
Seat 5: phoenix_again (3,230)
Seat 6: verymoonfunk (790)
PokerRef posts the small blind of 30
phoenix_again posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to phoenix_again [8s 8c]
verymoonfunk raises to 180
CalifNaughti folds
Robbie Robb folds
PokerRef folds
phoenix_again raises to 2,000
verymoonfunk calls 610, and is all in
phoenix_again shows [8s 8c]
verymoonfunk shows [2h 2d]
Uncalled bet of 1,210 returned to phoenix_again
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3c As]
*** TURN *** [Jh 3c As] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 3c As 6h] [5h]
verymoonfunk: later yall
phoenix_again shows a pair of Eights
verymoonfunk shows a pair of Twos
phoenix_again wins the pot (1,610) with a pair of Eights
verymoonfunk stands up
CalifNaughti stands up
Robbie Robb stands up
PokerRef stands up
phoenix_again stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,610 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 3c As 6h 5h]
Seat 1: CalifNaughti didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Robbie Robb (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: PokerRef (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: phoenix_again (big blind) showed [8s 8c] and won (1,610) with a pair of Eights
Seat 6: verymoonfunk showed [2h 2d] and lost with a pair of Twos

[Invigilator]

shipping 10

EDIT: Shipped

[de-coder]

Got it thx!