LOL Can't-Fold-aments

[Reel Deal]

Yeah, looks like TP-crap kicker is good, I'll just stack off...

Stage #790253537: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2007-10-14 22:30:21 (ET)
Table: COLDSPRING CT (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - IMAKEYAHUMP ($99.25 in chips)
Seat 4 - GOLFCOFFEY ($3.45 in chips)
Seat 5 - DIGGERDAVE ($29.83 in chips)
Seat 6 - MELBSHARK1 ($48.97 in chips)
Seat 2 - ABSOLUTEREEL ($155.55 in chips)
GOLFCOFFEY - Posts small blind $0.25
DIGGERDAVE - Posts big blind $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ABSOLUTEREEL [As Ac]
MELBSHARK1 - Raises $2.50 to $2.50
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $6 to $6
IMAKEYAHUMP - Folds
GOLFCOFFEY - Folds
DIGGERDAVE - Folds
MELBSHARK1 - Calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Jc 8h 7d]
MELBSHARK1 - Bets $8
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $24 to $24
MELBSHARK1 - Calls $16
*** TURN *** [Jc 8h 7d] [10s]
MELBSHARK1 - Bets $8
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $19 to $19
MELBSHARK1 - All-In $10.97
ABSOLUTEREEL - returned ($0.03) : not called
*** RIVER *** [Jc 8h 7d 10s] [Jh] <------------ standard
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ABSOLUTEREEL - Shows [As Ac] (Two Pair, aces and jacks)
MELBSHARK1 - Shows [Js Qc] (Three of a kind, jacks)
MELBSHARK1 Collects $95.19 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($98.69) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Jc 8h 7d 10s Jh]
Seat 2: ABSOLUTEREEL HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and jacks [As Ac - P:As,P:Ac,B:Jh,B:Jc,B:10s]
Seat 3: IMAKEYAHUMP (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: GOLFCOFFEY (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: DIGGERDAVE (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: MELBSHARK1 won Total ($95.19) All-In HI$95.19) with Three of a kind, jacks [Js Qc - P:Js,B:Jh,B:Jc,P:Qc,B:10s]

[Aequitas58]

Yummy.

[Reel Deal]

LMAO... let's do it twice tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stage #790413585: Holdem No Limit $1 - 2007-10-15 01:37:34 (ET)
Table: ANTELOPE LN (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - TOMMYK9200 ($227 in chips)
Seat 5 - IMAHACKER ($26 in chips)
Seat 6 - JUSTTHETIP ($50.73 in chips)
Seat 1 - DJWINK73 ($31.70 in chips)
Seat 2 - ABSOLUTEREEL ($198 in chips)
IMAHACKER - Posts small blind $0.50
JUSTTHETIP - Posts big blind $1
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ABSOLUTEREEL [Ah Ad]
DJWINK73 - Folds
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $4 to $4
TOMMYK9200 - Folds
IMAHACKER - Calls $3.50
JUSTTHETIP - Calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Qh 3h 7s]
IMAHACKER - Bets $5
JUSTTHETIP - Folds
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $15 to $15
IMAHACKER - All-In(Raise) $17 to $22
ABSOLUTEREEL - Calls $7
*** TURN *** [Qh 3h 7s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 3h 7s 5c] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ABSOLUTEREEL - Shows [Ah Ad] (Two Pair, aces and queens)
IMAHACKER - Shows [Qs Jd] (Three of a kind, queens)
IMAHACKER Collects $52.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($56) | Rake ($2.80) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Qh 3h 7s 5c Qc]
Seat 1: DJWINK73 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: ABSOLUTEREEL HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and queens [Ah Ad - P:Ah,P:Ad,B:Qh,B:Qc,B:7s]
Seat 4: TOMMYK9200 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: IMAHACKER (small blind) won Total ($52.70) All-In HI$52.70) with Three of a kind, queens [Qs Jd - P:Qs,B:Qh,B:Qc,P:Jd,B:7s]
Seat 6: JUSTTHETIP (big blind) Folded on the FLOP

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[Ando05]

I got 99 problems but AA ain't one

[Reel Deal]

Apparently I didn't get the memo that JQo is the nuts. Silly me.

[melioris]

cake has turned on you

[Reel Deal]

These were at Absolute... chasing a bonus there.

I need to just go back to Cake.

[Ando05]

Are you the only one here that still plays at absolute?

[Reel Deal]

I think herschelw plays there a bit. I've actually found some very juicy cash games at the $100NL and $200NL levels, the play is actually worse there than at the $50NL tables. If I could just keep my hands from getting run down I'd be making some nice $ there.

[Ando05]

I used to play there about a year ago, and back then I had no bankroll management, and I made like about $800 in like 3-4 days, but then I put all of it in a cash game and lost it all in like an hr and a half, I never returned to that site again and I started to read about bankroll management, which has been great for me...

I remember I called like a $1000 pot preflop with like AJ or something, I was such a

Even though I hate absolute now cuz of what happen, it actually thought me a big lesson lol

[Talking Poker]

Beleive it or not, someday you'll look back on your current skill level of and think you were a . It may take you a while, but I guarantee you will feel like an idiot for making that "I'm on of the best tourney players in this forum" comment you made a couple of weeks ago.

You're not nearly as good as you think you are. No one is. I wrote a semi-interesting article on this once.... I should look it up.

[Ando05]

I have said a lot of stuff in this forum that I do regret actually saying, like the comment you mentioned, I realized this after that hand I posted in a cash game and I think all of you said that it was the wrong play, and I was thinking I was right only because I won the pot and wouldn't listen to any of the comments, but then when I thought about it, the only way to get better is to hear what other people have to say about you're play, I realized that there was some things that was said by me that should have not at all have been said, just like the tourney comment, I mean just because I made a couple final tables, I thought I was someone, but I realize all of that means nothing unless you admit your mistakes. I am just happy that at least I'm headed in a good direction because I really made a huge mistake on understanding the difference between having confidence and having an ego, I take back on those stuff that I said, and after that "I'm sorry post" to melioris and storm, I have been more about about listening to other peoples opinions instead of just thiniking that my opinion on anything is right, sorry RD for messing up your bad beat thread but I guess I just wanted to say this and this was the place that it came up in.

[Reel Deal]

No problem, because it reminded me that it has been awhile since I mention the fact that I am the best tournament and cash game player here. Bar none. Ship it.

Dats da way I roll right der... booya!!!

[Ando05]

- This just makes your posts so hard to read
- Ban please
- Learn English

LOL thats the kind of responses I would get

[Reel Deal]

i dn't no wat u r talkin bout.

[hc422709]

AA is a bitch