Holiday Poker is the best poker!

sjay2k · #1 05-26-07, 05:18 PM

I won more before i started savings HHs

Woooooooooooooo

Wonder how long I can sustain 20+PTBB/100 for

Talking Poker · #2 05-26-07, 06:31 PM

My God that's sexy.

sjay2k · #3 05-26-07, 07:26 PM

unexpected bad beat of the day

Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kh Ad]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
MUMIN calls $8
*** FLOP *** [6h 5h Ac]
MUMIN bets $24
MyPetTurtle raises to $70
MUMIN calls $46
*** TURN *** [6h 5h Ac] [7s]
MUMIN checks
MyPetTurtle bets $164
MUMIN calls $85.05, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Kh Ad]
MUMIN shows [9c 8c]
Uncalled bet of $78.95 returned to MyPetTurtle
MyPetTurtle: what
*** RIVER *** [6h 5h Ac 7s] [Jc]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Aces
MUMIN shows a straight, Nine high
MUMIN wins the pot ($333.60) with a straight, Nine high

sjay2k · #4 05-26-07, 07:44 PM

up to 23.57 bb/100 now

going to game 3 of Jazz / Spurs

go Jazz!!! stop the duncan robot!

sjay2k · #5 06-01-07, 12:33 AM

wr back to 19 ... this hand is excellent however

Full Tilt Poker Game #2555603580: Table Hunt (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:25:38 ET - 2007/05/31
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($1,221.60)
Seat 2: ldmd ($139.60)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
ldmd posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kc 3c]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
ldmd calls $8
*** FLOP *** [6s Ts 2d]
ldmd bets $4
MyPetTurtle raises to $36
ldmd calls $32
*** TURN *** [6s Ts 2d] [8c]
ldmd checks
MyPetTurtle bets $96
ldmd calls $91.60, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Kc 3c]
ldmd shows [7s 3s]
Uncalled bet of $4.40 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** RIVER *** [6s Ts 2d 8c] [Td]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Tens
ldmd shows a pair of Tens
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($278.70) with a pair of Tens
ldmd is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $279.20 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6s Ts 2d 8c Td]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (small blind) showed [Kc 3c] and won ($278.70) with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: ldmd (big blind) showed [7s 3s] and lost with a pair of Tens

Robbr25 · #6 06-01-07, 01:14 AM

wow

sjay2k · #7 06-13-07, 07:28 AM

just had an absolutely soul-crushing session, decided to take this screenshot to cheer myself up a little.

lightfungus · #8 06-13-07, 07:47 AM

Good god man. Thats impressive.

sjay2k · #9 06-16-07, 03:52 AM

this guy bad beat me sooo many times it's not funny, please enjoy this hand, so sososoosos sexy

Full Tilt Poker Game #2679720853: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:49:48 ET - 2007/06/16
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($1,333.75)
Seat 2: IneverwinAA ($1,305.25)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $3
IneverwinAA has 5 seconds left to act
IneverwinAA posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [2d 5d]
MyPetTurtle raises to $18
IneverwinAA raises to $54
MyPetTurtle calls $36
*** FLOP *** [4h Qs Ad]
IneverwinAA checks
MyPetTurtle checks
*** TURN *** [4h Qs Ad] [3d]
IneverwinAA bets $270
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle raises to $540
IneverwinAA raises to $1,251.25, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $711.25
IneverwinAA shows [Qh Qd]
MyPetTurtle shows [2d 5d]
*** RIVER *** [4h Qs Ad 3d] [Ts]
IneverwinAA shows three of a kind, Queens
MyPetTurtle shows a straight, Five high
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($2,610) with a straight, Five high
IneverwinAA is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,610.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4h Qs Ad 3d Ts]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (small blind) showed [2d 5d] and won ($2,610) with a straight, Five high
Seat 2: IneverwinAA (big blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with three of a kind, Queens

IneverwinAA: gross
IneverwinAA: god you are terrible
MyPetTurtle: im the worst
MyPetTurtle: hahaha

sjay2k · #10 06-16-07, 04:08 AM

still not sure about this one

Full Tilt Poker Game #2679803412: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:03:07 ET - 2007/06/16
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($2,751)
Seat 2: bap90210 ($485.50)
bap90210 posts the small blind of $3
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Qd 3h]
bap90210 calls $3
MyPetTurtle checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc Ts 4s]
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle bets $12
bap90210 raises to $48
MyPetTurtle calls $36
*** TURN *** [Qc Ts 4s] [3d]
MyPetTurtle bets $80
bap90210 raises to $348
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle: what do u have
MyPetTurtle is sitting out
MyPetTurtle has timed out
MyPetTurtle folds
Uncalled bet of $268 returned to bap90210
bap90210 shows [Kd Kh] a pair of Kings
bap90210 wins the pot ($267.50)
MyPetTurtle has returned
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $268 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc Ts 4s 3d]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: bap90210 (small blind) collected ($267.50)

JDMcNugent7 · #11 06-16-07, 04:56 AM

id defff call that.

and im just wondering, do u play shortstacks HU alot, like if they sit with 25 BI's, will you play them? I'm sure their +EV cuz they all suck but i dn if its worth the time and frustration and lately i havent been playin them. Plus if they double up they leave right away. j/w what you do

PShabi · #12 06-16-07, 05:02 AM

Do you ever fold to a 3-bet preflop? I'm being serious, not funny.

sjay2k · #13 06-16-07, 05:04 AM

yeah that hand confused the crap out of me, i really thought he had QT or Q4, oh well...

yeah i'll play shortstacks these days, 25bb or more. I'm willing to get it in really, really light against them because they are almost always horrible.

i'm totally used to being hit and run. just expect it.

sjay2k · #14 06-16-07, 05:12 AM

yes

in fact i fold relatively strong hands like ATo or KTo to 3-bets some times because they play so horribly postflop. suited connectors and pairs are easier to play and so i rarely fold them if i'm 100+bb deep.

in this hand we're both over 200bb deep, i have suited gappers and i have a massive postflop advantage over my opponent (i mean just look at the flop/turn play). i would probably fold (maybe 50% of the time?) to the same opponent if we were only 100bb deep.

i've become much more liberal with calling 3-bets as i've got more competent postflop HU.

Talking Poker · #15 06-16-07, 12:27 PM

Good explanation. I was about to ask the same question.

Instinctively, I would have wanted to pitch the 52 in the first hand when he 3 bet, but your explanation makes good sense. I would have called (quickly) the second hand - Like you said, there guys are terrible.

And I'm glad it's possible to get used to and not bothered by the shortstack hit and run... cause I'm not there yet. I hate those pricks.

sjay2k · #16 06-18-07, 07:26 PM

value 3bet shove of the day

Full Tilt Poker Game #2702945497: Table Echo (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:24:36 ET - 2007/06/18
Seat 1: Shady Marlin ($291.10)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($507.50)
Shady Marlin posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Ah 8s]
Shady Marlin raises to $12
MyPetTurtle raises to $44
Shady Marlin calls $32
*** FLOP *** [7s Kc Kh]
MyPetTurtle bets $60
Shady Marlin raises to $172
MyPetTurtle raises to $463.50, and is all in
Shady Marlin has 15 seconds left to act
Shady Marlin calls $75.10, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Ah 8s]
Shady Marlin shows [6s Qs]
Uncalled bet of $216.40 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** TURN *** [7s Kc Kh] [As]
*** RIVER *** [7s Kc Kh As] [Kd]
MyPetTurtle shows a full house, Kings full of Aces
Shady Marlin shows three of a kind, Kings
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($581.70) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Shady Marlin is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $582.20 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7s Kc Kh As Kd]
Seat 1: Shady Marlin (small blind) showed [6s Qs] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [Ah 8s] and won ($581.70) with a full house, Kings full of Aces

then this wtf???

Full Tilt Poker Game #2702963695: Table Echo (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:26:39 ET - 2007/06/18
Seat 1: Shady Marlin ($408)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($790.10)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
Shady Marlin posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Ah Kd]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
Shady Marlin raises to $36
MyPetTurtle calls $24
*** FLOP *** [5s Td Ks]
Shady Marlin bets $48
MyPetTurtle calls $48
*** TURN *** [5s Td Ks] [Kc]
Shady Marlin checks
MyPetTurtle bets $80
Shady Marlin has 15 seconds left to act
Shady Marlin calls $80
*** RIVER *** [5s Td Ks Kc] [Jh]
Shady Marlin checks
MyPetTurtle bets $266
Shady Marlin calls $244, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $22 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [Ah Kd] three of a kind, Kings
Shady Marlin shows [5c Kh] a full house, Kings full of Fives
Shady Marlin wins the pot ($815.50) with a full house, Kings full of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $816 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5s Td Ks Kc Jh]
Seat 1: Shady Marlin (big blind) showed [5c Kh] and won ($815.50) with a full house, Kings full of Fives
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (small blind) showed [Ah Kd] and lost with three of a kind, Kings

Van_Broked · #17 06-19-07, 08:15 PM

My god you are one sick fuck heads up. Great job, thats killer.

sjay2k · #18 06-22-07, 03:35 AM

yesss of course that's what you have

Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($451.75)
Seat 2: I NEED A WIN 77 ($302.85)
I NEED A WIN 77 posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Qh Qd]
I NEED A WIN 77 raises to $12
MyPetTurtle raises to $36
I NEED A WIN 77 calls $24
*** FLOP *** [6d 4c 5s]
MyPetTurtle bets $60
I NEED A WIN 77 calls $60
*** TURN *** [6d 4c 5s] [4d]
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle bets $355.75, and is all in
I NEED A WIN 77 calls $206.85, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Qh Qd]
I NEED A WIN 77 shows [Tc 4s]
*** RIVER *** [6d 4c 5s 4d] [Js]
MyPetTurtle shows two pair, Queens and Fours
I NEED A WIN 77 shows three of a kind, Fours
I NEED A WIN 77 wins the pot ($605.20) with three of a kind, Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $605.70 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6d 4c 5s 4d Js]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 2: I NEED A WIN 77 (small blind) showed [Tc 4s] and won ($605.20) with three of a kind, Fours

sjay2k · #19 06-22-07, 03:38 AM

within 60 seconds of

Seat 1: Nortster1 ($688.30)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($722.25)
Nortster1 posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kc Qs]
Nortster1 raises to $8
MyPetTurtle calls $4
*** FLOP *** [5d 5c Ks]
MyPetTurtle checks
Nortster1 bets $4
MyPetTurtle raises to $16
Nortster1 has 15 seconds left to act
Nortster1 raises to $64
MyPetTurtle calls $48
*** TURN *** [5d 5c Ks] [7c]
MyPetTurtle checks
Nortster1 checks
*** RIVER *** [5d 5c Ks 7c] [6c]
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle bets $60
Nortster1 calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [Kc Qs] two pair, Kings and Fives
Nortster1 shows [6h 5s] a full house, Fives full of Sixes
Nortster1 wins the pot ($263.50) with a full house, Fives full of Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $264 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5d 5c Ks 7c 6c]
Seat 1: Nortster1 (small blind) showed [6h 5s] and won ($263.50) with a full house, Fives full of Sixes
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [Kc Qs] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives

????

sjay2k · #20 06-22-07, 07:08 PM

Full Tilt Poker Game #2740022953: Table Reed (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:06:57 ET - 2007/06/22
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($470.60)
Seat 2: badtimin ($511.50)
badtimin posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [6c 2s]
badtimin calls $2
MyPetTurtle raises to $16
badtimin calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Qs Js 9s]
MyPetTurtle bets $32
badtimin calls $32
*** TURN *** [Qs Js 9s] [8h]
MyPetTurtle bets $96
badtimin calls $96
*** RIVER *** [Qs Js 9s 8h] [Qh]
MyPetTurtle bets $326.60, and is all in
badtimin folds
Uncalled bet of $326.60 returned to MyPetTurtle
MyPetTurtle shows [6c 2s] a pair of Queens
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($287.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $288 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs Js 9s 8h Qh]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) collected ($287.50)
Seat 2: badtimin (small blind) folded on the River

sjay2k · #21 06-22-07, 07:12 PM

fking shortstacks

Full Tilt Poker Game #2739977896: Table Jobe (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:01:35 ET - 2007/06/22
Seat 1: Ilovelamp1 ($70)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($392)
Ilovelamp1 posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Qs Qc]
Ilovelamp1 raises to $8
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle raises to $20
Ilovelamp1 raises to $70, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $50
Ilovelamp1 shows [4h 4c]
MyPetTurtle shows [Qs Qc]
*** FLOP *** [Kh Jc Jd]
*** TURN *** [Kh Jc Jd] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Jc Jd 4s] [9h]

Seat 1: Ilovelamp1 ($139.50)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($400)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
Ilovelamp1 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7s 3c]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
Ilovelamp1 raises to $20
MyPetTurtle calls $8
*** FLOP *** [8c 3h 4h]
Ilovelamp1 bets $28
MyPetTurtle raises to $380, and is all in
Ilovelamp1 folds

sjay2k · #22 06-25-07, 09:02 PM

Full Tilt Poker Game #2769363556: Table Hunt (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:58:50 ET - 2007/06/25
Seat 1: IBetYouLost ($574.10)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,018.80)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
IBetYouLost posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7d 6s]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
IBetYouLost calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Qs Qh Tc]
IBetYouLost bets $4
MyPetTurtle raises to $24
IBetYouLost raises to $44
MyPetTurtle calls $20
*** TURN *** [Qs Qh Tc] [Jc]
IBetYouLost bets $112
MyPetTurtle raises to $270
IBetYouLost has 15 seconds left to act
IBetYouLost folds
Uncalled bet of $158 returned to MyPetTurtle
MyPetTurtle:

MyPetTurtle shows [7d 6s] a pair of Queens
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($335.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $336 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs Qh Tc Jc]
Seat 1: IBetYouLost (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (small blind) collected ($335.50)

sjay2k · #23 06-25-07, 09:08 PM

Full Tilt Poker Game #2769260106: Table Hunt (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:48:01 ET - 2007/06/25
Seat 1: IBetYouLost ($343.45)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($854.85)
IBetYouLost posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kh Kd]
IBetYouLost calls $2
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
IBetYouLost calls $8
*** FLOP *** [6c Ad Td]
MyPetTurtle checks
IBetYouLost bets $24
MyPetTurtle calls $24
*** TURN *** [6c Ad Td] [3s]
MyPetTurtle checks
IBetYouLost bets $307.45, and is all in
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle has requested TIME
MyPetTurtle calls $307.45
IBetYouLost shows [5d 8d]
MyPetTurtle shows [Kh Kd]
*** RIVER *** [6c Ad Td 3s] [Jc]
IBetYouLost shows Ace Jack high
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Kings
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($686.40) with a pair of Kings