Brag: "Have fun on tv"

[Talking Poker]

So, I sit down at this table in time to hear this retard going off about how the worst hand always wins at Stars, and the beats are so much worse here than at Full Tilt (funny how I hear the exact opposite on FT). Of course, instead of, you know, NOT PLAYING (or at least playing on FT), he's decided to try to get it all in with the worst hand, since the worst hand always wins.

Um, ok.

I'm not converting these, because even though I am telling the converter to leave the chat in, it doesn't want to for some reason.

Note chat.


PokerStars Game #10441486891: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/06/15 - 00:14:06 (ET)
Table 'Kajam II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: IceMan26xx ($114 in chips)
Seat 2: gonpostal ($440 in chips)
Seat 4: CoDbUa07 ($46 in chips) <-- With this stack, this guy MUST be good, right?
Seat 5: mdom ($227.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Rogue23 ($217.95 in chips)
gonpostal: posts small blind $1
CoDbUa07: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [5s 5c]
CoDbUa07 said, "bad hands win big hands good hands lose big ones"
gonpostal said, "unfortunately, when your ahead, you can definitely see it coming"
mdom: folds
Rogue23: raises $5 to $7
IceMan26xx: folds
gonpostal: folds
CoDbUa07 said, "thats why im gonna call this"
CoDbUa07: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [4c 4h 4s]
gonpostal said, "the unreal beats"
CoDbUa07: checks
Rogue23: bets $11
CoDbUa07: raises $28 to $39 and is all-in
Rogue23 said, "thanks for giving your hand away " <-- I typed this before he shoved like the retard he is.
Rogue23: calls $28
*** TURN *** [4c 4h 4s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [4c 4h 4s 8h] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CoDbUa07: shows [As 7c] (a full house, Fours full of Aces)
Rogue23: mucks hand
CoDbUa07 collected $91 from pot
Rogue23 said, "lol"
Rogue23 said, "nh hand ******" <-- What, I can't type "moron?"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $93 | Rake $2
Board [4c 4h 4s 8h Ah]
Seat 1: IceMan26xx (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gonpostal (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: CoDbUa07 (big blind) showed [As 7c] and won ($91) with a full house, Fours full of Aces
Seat 5: mdom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Rogue23 mucked [5s 5c]


After that hand, he said he was going to start playing well, and we all better watch out. He said we know him from tv. LOL. I of course asked if he meant from an erectile dysfunction commercial, but he said it was from the WSOP. Sadly, before we had a chance to find out more details..........

PokerStars Game #10441558638: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/06/15 - 00:19:58 (ET)
Table 'Kajam II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: IceMan26xx ($108.35 in chips)
Seat 2: gonpostal ($414.45 in chips)
Seat 4: CoDbUa07 ($81 in chips)
Seat 5: mdom ($223.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Rogue23 ($242.85 in chips)
IceMan26xx: posts small blind $1
gonpostal: posts big blind $2
kapellbrucke: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Jd Qh]
CoDbUa07: calls $2
mdom: folds
Rogue23: raises $7 to $9
IceMan26xx: folds
gonpostal: calls $7
CoDbUa07: calls $7
*** FLOP *** [Kd 9h Td] <--Pretty good flop for my hand.
gonpostal: bets $10
CoDbUa07: calls $10
Rogue23: raises $22 to $32
CoDbUa07 said, "k you got me"
gonpostal: folds
Rogue23 said, "ship it" <--BEFORE he called - err, I mean donk-shoved.
CoDbUa07: raises $40 to $72 and is all-in
Rogue23: calls $40
*** TURN *** [Kd 9h Td] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 9h Td 9c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CoDbUa07: shows [Ks 8s] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Rogue23: shows [Jd Qh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Rogue23 collected $180 from pot
Rogue23 said, "ty"
CoDbUa07 leaves the table
Rogue23 said, "have fun on tv"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $182 | Rake $2
Board [Kd 9h Td 9c Ac]
Seat 1: IceMan26xx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: gonpostal (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: CoDbUa07 showed [Ks 8s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 5: mdom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Rogue23 (button) showed [Jd Qh] and won ($180) with a straight, Ten to Ace

[Kurn]

He said we know him from tv. LOL. I of course asked if he meant from an erectile dysfunction commercial

You were playing against Rafael Palmeiro?

[Reel Deal]

Bob Dole?

[sjay2k]

nice hand hand moron?

lol

also it's probably not a good idea to insult fish

[Invigilator]

Fish? no, Jerks, sure!