It's enough to make you want to cash out for good...

[Talking Poker]

I hadn't played any cash game for a while, and decided to play for a bit today, just for kicks. Stupid stupid stupid!

I've certainly taken many "beats" worse than these before, and you could definitely make a case for playing Hand #1 differently too. But still... come on already. I mean, COME ON.

Note timestamps and villain's name/stack. Villain is NOT a good player, btw. I've seen worse, but he's just not good.

Just got stacked with KK vs my QQ (all in with overpairs on the flop) as I was typing this. I seriously hate poker right now.

Intentionally left unconverted:


Full Tilt Poker Game #2538680952: Table Megan (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:01:51 ET - 2007/05/29
Seat 1: Troll Pie ($600)
Seat 2: sdpadrefan ($145)
Seat 3: chillyah ($646.05)
Seat 4: Irv Gotti ($454.20)
Seat 5: peace train ($777.75)
Seat 6: arisa ($585)
sdpadrefan posts the small blind of $3
chillyah posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Qh As]
Irv Gotti calls $6
peace train folds
arisa folds
Troll Pie raises to $27
sdpadrefan folds
chillyah raises to $90
Irv Gotti folds
Troll Pie calls $63 <-- Mistake. I should have let this go right here, even against this tard.
*** FLOP *** [8s 5d Ac]
chillyah checks
Troll Pie bets $135
chillyah calls $135
*** TURN *** [8s 5d Ac] [2h]
chillyah checks
Troll Pie checks
*** RIVER *** [8s 5d Ac 2h] [4c]
chillyah bets $421.05, and is all in
Troll Pie calls $375, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $46.05 returned to chillyah
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chillyah shows [Kd Ad] (a pair of Aces)
Troll Pie mucks
chillyah wins the pot ($1,206) with a pair of Aces
Troll Pie adds $600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,209 | Rake $3
Board: [8s 5d Ac 2h 4c]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (button) mucked [Qh As] - a pair of Aces
Seat 2: sdpadrefan (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: chillyah (big blind) showed [Kd Ad] and won ($1,206) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Irv Gotti folded before the Flop
Seat 5: peace train didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: arisa didn't bet (folded)


Full Tilt Poker Game #2538700128: Table Megan (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:04:38 ET - 2007/05/29
Seat 1: Troll Pie ($594)
Seat 2: sdpadrefan ($121)
Seat 3: chillyah ($1,294.05)
Seat 4: Irv Gotti ($448.20)
Seat 5: peace train ($774.75)
Seat 6: arisa ($594)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of $3
sdpadrefan posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Ad As]
chillyah raises to $21
Irv Gotti folds
peace train folds
arisa folds
Troll Pie raises to $69
sdpadrefan folds
chillyah calls $48
*** FLOP *** [9d Jc 3h]
Troll Pie bets $111
chillyah raises to $222
Troll Pie raises to $525, and is all in
chillyah calls $303
Troll Pie shows [Ad As]
chillyah shows [9s 9h]
*** TURN *** [9d Jc 3h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [9d Jc 3h 6s] [4d]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Aces
chillyah shows three of a kind, Nines
chillyah wins the pot ($1,191) with three of a kind, Nines
sdpadrefan: that is a tough beat buddy!!
Troll Pie adds $600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,194 | Rake $3
Board: [9d Jc 3h 6s 4d]
Seat 1: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: sdpadrefan (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: chillyah showed [9s 9h] and won ($1,191) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 4: Irv Gotti didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: peace train didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: arisa (button) didn't bet (folded)


Full Tilt Poker Game #2538733102: Table Megan (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:09:23 ET - 2007/05/29
Seat 1: Troll Pie ($600)
Seat 2: sdpadrefan ($130.15)
Seat 3: chillyah ($1,969.05)
Seat 4: Irv Gotti ($433.20)
Seat 5: peace train ($756.75)
Seat 6: arisa ($597)
Irv Gotti posts the small blind of $3
peace train posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [3c 3h]
arisa folds
Troll Pie raises to $21
sdpadrefan calls $21
chillyah calls $21
Irv Gotti folds
peace train folds
*** FLOP *** [As 3d 4s]
Troll Pie bets $54
sdpadrefan raises to $109.15, and is all in
chillyah raises to $1,948.05, and is all in
Troll Pie calls $525, and is all in
chillyah shows [4c 4h]
Troll Pie shows [3c 3h]
sdpadrefan shows [Ad 8d]
Uncalled bet of $1,369.05 returned to chillyah
*** TURN *** [As 3d 4s] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [As 3d 4s 6s] [6c]
chillyah shows a full house, Fours full of Sixes
Troll Pie shows a full house, Threes full of Sixes
chillyah wins the side pot ($939.70) with a full house, Fours full of Sixes
sdpadrefan shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
chillyah wins the main pot ($396.45) with a full house, Fours full of Sixes
Troll Pie adds $600
sdpadrefan is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,339.15 Main pot $399.45. Side pot $939.70. | Rake $3
Board: [As 3d 4s 6s 6c]
Seat 1: Troll Pie showed [3c 3h] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Sixes
Seat 2: sdpadrefan showed [Ad 8d] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 3: chillyah (button) showed [4c 4h] and won ($1,336.15) with a full house, Fours full of Sixes
Seat 4: Irv Gotti (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: peace train (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: arisa didn't bet (folded)

Well, that was fun. Glad I didn't go buy a new HDTV or something indstead of playing poker for the last hour.

[Reel Deal]

Sick, just sick.

[Invigilator]

just nasty.

[Spuddy]

That's so dirty....... I want to take a shower