3 Stupid Hands in 11 Minutes

sjay2k · #1 05-21-07, 08:38 PM

Let's see, we have 2nd nuts vs nuts with our opponent check-calling on the river, a spastic committing himself preflop with JT76 and a standard NL 2-outter.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2478883652: Table Pert (heads up) - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha - 19:27:25 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($641)
Seat 2: cardhouser ($680.40)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $3
cardhouser posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7c 8c Ah Ac]
MyPetTurtle raises to $18
cardhouser calls $12
*** FLOP *** [9d 7s 9c]
cardhouser checks
MyPetTurtle bets $18
cardhouser calls $18
*** TURN *** [9d 7s 9c] [9h]
cardhouser checks
MyPetTurtle bets $40
cardhouser calls $40
*** RIVER *** [9d 7s 9c 9h] [2c]
cardhouser checks
MyPetTurtle bets $120
cardhouser calls $120
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [7c 8c Ah Ac] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
cardhouser shows [9s 8s Th Kc] (four of a kind, Nines)
cardhouser wins the pot ($391.50) with four of a kind, Nines
MyPetTurtle: nh

Full Tilt Poker Game #2478804063: Table Brat (heads up) - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha - 19:16:36 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: talv ($605.50)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,875)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $3
talv posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7s Ad Ac 2h]
MyPetTurtle raises to $18
talv raises to $54
MyPetTurtle raises to $162
talv calls $108
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3c 7d]
talv checks
MyPetTurtle bets $324
talv raises to $443.50, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $119.50
talv shows [Td 6s Jh 7h]
MyPetTurtle shows [7s Ad Ac 2h]
*** TURN *** [Jd 3c 7d] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3c 7d 7c] [Tc]
talv shows a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Sevens
talv wins the pot ($1,210.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks

Full Tilt Poker Game #2478862704: Table Hollow Pine - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:24:36 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: dankworth10 ($213.40)
Seat 2: Phallusy ($403.60)
Seat 3: MyPetTurtle ($417.30)
Seat 4: PkrSnk ($408.90)
Seat 5: boykee ($433)
Seat 6: mcw23 ($100.40)
Seat 7: pocketdeuces1 ($237)
Seat 8: gr00vyd0 ($388.80)
Seat 9: Aces_Busted ($37.30)
dankworth10 posts the small blind of $2
Phallusy posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [5h 5d]
MyPetTurtle raises to $14
PkrSnk raises to $24
boykee folds
mcw23 folds
pocketdeuces1 folds
gr00vyd0 folds
Aces_Busted folds
dankworth10 folds
Phallusy folds
MyPetTurtle calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kh 5c]
MyPetTurtle checks
PkrSnk bets $54
MyPetTurtle raises to $125
PkrSnk has 15 seconds left to act
PkrSnk raises to $384.90, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $259.90
PkrSnk shows [Ad Ac]
MyPetTurtle shows [5h 5d]
*** TURN *** [Jd Kh 5c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Kh 5c 6s] [As]
PkrSnk shows three of a kind, Aces
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Fives
PkrSnk wins the pot ($820.80) with three of a kind, Aces
MyPetTurtle: aebkj;gtrksj;lbnfklbmfbdfs
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $823.80 | Rake $3

Ando05 · #2 05-21-07, 10:07 PM

dam, speechless, but thats poker

Invigilator · #3 05-21-07, 10:39 PM

ow. That's painful.

Talking Poker · #4 05-21-07, 10:43 PM

I'm no Omaha expert, but I'm guessing CALLING with the nuts is still not advised, yes?

W T F ? ? ?

sjay2k · #5 05-22-07, 12:02 AM

and just then.... WOW

Full Tilt Poker Game #2480648656: Table Gull (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:00:44 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($657.50)
Seat 2: ANGELALLIN ($449.65)
ANGELALLIN posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7s 5c]
ANGELALLIN calls $2
MyPetTurtle checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 6c 4s]
MyPetTurtle bets $12
ANGELALLIN calls $12
*** TURN *** [3d 6c 4s] [Tc]
MyPetTurtle bets $32
ANGELALLIN calls $32
*** RIVER *** [3d 6c 4s Tc] [5h]
MyPetTurtle bets $96
ANGELALLIN calls $96
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [7s 5c] (a straight, Seven high)
ANGELALLIN shows [8s 7d] (a straight, Eight high)
ANGELALLIN wins the pot ($287.50) with a straight, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $288 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3d 6c 4s Tc 5h]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [7s 5c] and lost with a straight, Seven high
Seat 2: ANGELALLIN (small blind) showed [8s 7d] and won ($287.50) with a straight, Eight high

Ando05 · #6 05-22-07, 12:05 AM

wtf. wow

Talking Poker · #7 05-22-07, 12:22 AM

What in the hell is going on here? I's expect to see this maybe once every 50,000 hands.

Reel Deal · #8 05-22-07, 01:01 AM

LOL... you mean this doesn't happen to some of you on a regular basis?

Talking Poker · #9 05-22-07, 01:27 AM

I honestly can't remember the last time someone showed me the nuts after calling on the river. I'd seriously guess it's been over a year.

Robbr25 · #10 05-22-07, 01:40 AM

I have seen this a bunch of times.
I can't figure it except for a misclick or failure to realize that they have the nuts.

Reel Deal · #11 05-22-07, 01:45 AM

LOL... initially I was talking about a run of bad beats. But, I actually had a guy call me with the stone cold nuts in the AP tourney tonight. Let me go see if I can find it...

sjay2k · #12 05-22-07, 01:46 AM

There's something in the water today

Moving_To posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [As Ac]
Moving_To raises to $299.90, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $295.90
Moving_To shows [8s Td]
MyPetTurtle shows [As Ac]
*** FLOP *** [9c 9s 6d]
*** TURN *** [9c 9s 6d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [9c 9s 6d 5c] [3h]
Moving_To shows a pair of Nines
MyPetTurtle shows two pair, Aces and Nines
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($599.30) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Moving_To is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $599.80 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9c 9s 6d 5c 3h]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [As Ac] and won ($599.30) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 2: Moving_To (small blind) showed [8s Td] and lost with a pair of Nines

sjay2k · #13 05-22-07, 01:48 AM

Seat 1: iloserentmoney ($686.50)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($390)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
iloserentmoney posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Tc 2c]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
iloserentmoney calls $8
*** FLOP *** [2d 6c 2s]
iloserentmoney bets $24
MyPetTurtle raises to $66
iloserentmoney raises to $168
MyPetTurtle raises to $378, and is all in
iloserentmoney calls $210
MyPetTurtle shows [Tc 2c]
iloserentmoney shows [Ah 8d]
*** TURN *** [2d 6c 2s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [2d 6c 2s 8h] [Kd]
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Twos
iloserentmoney shows two pair, Eights and Twos
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($779.50) with three of a kind, Twos
iloserentmoney adds $103.50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $780 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2d 6c 2s 8h Kd]
Seat 1: iloserentmoney (big blind) showed [Ah 8d] and lost with two pair, Eights and Twos
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (small blind) showed [Tc 2c] and won ($779.50) with three of a kind, Twos

sjay2k · #14 05-22-07, 04:03 AM

good night i'm off to LA in the morn

Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($617.60)
Seat 2: riverluck24 ($890.40)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
riverluck24 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [6s 5s]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
riverluck24 calls $8
*** FLOP *** [7d 7h 3s]
riverluck24 checks
MyPetTurtle bets $16
riverluck24 raises to $32
MyPetTurtle calls $16
*** TURN *** [7d 7h 3s] [Ts]
riverluck24 bets $44
MyPetTurtle raises to $144
riverluck24 calls $100
*** RIVER *** [7d 7h 3s Ts] [8c]
riverluck24 checks
MyPetTurtle bets $429.60, and is all in
riverluck24 has 15 seconds left to act
riverluck24 folds
Uncalled bet of $429.60 returned to MyPetTurtle
MyPetTurtle shows [6s 5s] (a pair of Sevens)
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($375.50)

New Guy · #15 05-22-07, 04:10 AM

wow all the way around some crazy shit. Horrible beats but a great play on that last hand!! What are you comming to LA for?

Reel Deal · #16 05-22-07, 10:32 AM

To steal your women...

herschelw · #17 05-22-07, 10:58 AM

AP players are loony, crazy etc......
I love them most days.

eejit101 · #18 05-22-07, 01:51 PM

no wonder you win. makes me sad. i miss poker.

sjay2k · #19 05-24-07, 09:09 PM

yes eej because i never get sucked out on

Full Tilt Poker Game #2501542266: Table Nido (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:05:32 ET - 2007/05/24
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($327)
Seat 2: 55livers ($104.40)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
55livers posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Ah Qd]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
55livers raises to $20
MyPetTurtle raises to $327, and is all in
55livers calls $84.40, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Ah Qd]
55livers shows [4d Qh]
Uncalled bet of $222.60 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** FLOP *** [3d 6s 3c]
*** TURN *** [3d 6s 3c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [3d 6s 3c 8h] [4h]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Threes
55livers shows two pair, Fours and Threes
55livers wins the pot ($208.30) with two pair, Fours and Threes