I qualifed to something fun today.

[eejit101]

theres a CAP convention in London in january on the 27th-29th i believe.

CAP = an affiliate site for people who are affiliates of poker sites and stuff.

I have a few links and help run a poker site, not one you know about , and also own my own poker room, something else you didnt know. (nothing huge just small, like a share scheme for someone, long story)

So i found this website - , and saw that at london is a 36man tourney, winner gets $5k and a bracelet with a billions diamonds in, also top 6 free flight and accomodation in the bahamas.

So i played the first qualfier, and won!!!

sweet

[PShabi]

I'm going to assume you meant "billiton" diamond, but with as stupid as you are, I'm not positive.

[New Guy]

Do tell....What poker site and what poker room.We here at talkingpoker.com need to know!!

[eejit101]

it was called exaggeration, theres actually 140 diamonds

[juiCe[3x]]

Thats really cool, Good luck , hope you win it

[Talking Poker]

No we don't.

LEarn from experience and assume this is just another complete lie... just like the poker forum that eejit used to own and the band that he sang in and so on and so forth.

Just thinking about that crap makes me want to ban him again.

[eejit101]

the words "out of all proportion" come to mind.

more info then -

The poker site i "technically own", like i said its a long story. A guy that runs the first forum i joined when i started playing freerolls and whatever is diversifying and wanted to join a new network with his own room. Problem is this is a few weeks before the US laws became total bullshit, so all the domain and ownership is in my name as in in the UK e.t.c, like i said long story. Basically i did him a big favour.

See, nothing exciting.

[Talking Poker]

Great plan. Now you'll be the one to go down when he cheats his customers, doesn't pay his taxes, is wanted for illegal activity in the U.S. and so on and so forth. Brilliant.

[eejit101]

he isnt in charge of the payouts e.t.c, thats done by the guys who run the network, he just gets a bigger rake % than referring them as he wons a skin of the site. make sense?

[Talking Poker]

No, but I honestly don't care.

At all.

[eejit101]

[blahdy]

Shut...cant you just stop fucking eejit everytime without single reason? Sometimes it looks eejit isnt the big donkey on this forum, but someone else

[bunny]

Melle toi de tes oignons, s'il te plait.

[Reel Deal]

You need to know the history of his behavior here before making a statement like that.

[Talking Poker]

Yeah, sorry... but you're wrong here. Go read through his other 3900 posts and you should be able to piece it all together.

[PShabi]

"a bracelet with a billions diamonds in"

When I read this poorly constructed phrase, I thought, he can't mean with a "billion diamonds in it" because even if he is exaggerating, he wouldn't use that poor of wording. He can't be that stupid, can he?

So, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and googled to see what he possibly could have been trying to spell and the phrase "billiton diamond" came up. I thought it could've possibly been what he meant, but I wasn't sure, because well, it's eejit.

Sure enough he meant to type "a billions diamonds in," ignoring all facets of coherent posting, and as usual, making me need an idiot interpreter to understand his ramblings.

[eejit101]

he may not be exactly right, but he has a point (maybe not a big one, but still a point)

Miss you of your opinions, please? WTF?

[bunny]

meaning..... Please mind your own business.

[eejit101]

ahhhh, tyvm

[murkosk]

Good luck at the tournament.

[eejit101]

ty, not as exciting as the bahamas, but thats after!