Soccer... I just don't get it

[Reel Deal]

I couldn't believe the stat they flashed up about Donovan having not scored in our last 17 national team games!! That's supposedly one of our star players??!?! Why should I care about these players if they only score a goal once every few years??

I respect the guys that play this sport b/c you obviously have to be in good shape, but as far as watching this goes?? Shit, I'd rather watch bowling, at least that can't be completely compromised by some wack official.

[PShabi]

Nike and the media hyped up these players for the Cup. The fact is, the US has no truly "world class" players.

[Boobie Lover]

For all that can be said about soccer being boring, it is made up for the fact that there is never any commercial breaks. With my short attention span, I can't stand watching any major US sport that has forced TV timeouts.

[lightfungus]

I actually got pissed off like the rest of you at this game today. But before this, I had started to understand why the world loves soccer. But todays game...oh man, I seriously wanted to slap all those players with my cock, and say "One more drama moment, and this might as well be in your mouth." I mean for fucks sake, your adrenaline is pumping on top of the fact that you just got brushed by someone, and you still feel the need to fall down and moan.

Please do. And then we can see how much faster I stand up than a world class athlete. They aren't necessarily pussies, more like PUSSIES.