Usual nonsense

[eejit101]

The whole of Alaska was pissed at you?

[Akverno]

Lol, no had issues with the entire state, just the permanent fund division. Nothing is better then being on hold for an hour.

[Akverno]

ug, made a move on the flop with a decent pair and the turn came a high card and a guy with a bigger stack pushed into me. I folded, probably should have called. Anyway, here's the hand that knocked me out of the tourney. Don't blame the guy at all for the call, he just picked up half of the deck for outs on the turn.

PokerStars Game #4991502682: Tournament #25034097, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (1000/2000) - 2006/05/20 - 00:46:46 (ET)
Table '25034097 11' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: nsd4eva (78392 in chips)
Seat 3: dpb_75 (105718 in chips)
Seat 5: ChrisHall626 (38812 in chips)
Seat 7: Burnmoila (30364 in chips)
Seat 9: akverno2 (16714 in chips)
nsd4eva: posts the ante 100
dpb_75: posts the ante 100
ChrisHall626: posts the ante 100
Burnmoila: posts the ante 100
akverno2: posts the ante 100
akverno2: posts small blind 1000
nsd4eva: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to akverno2 [Ah 9s]
dpb_75: folds
ChrisHall626: folds
Burnmoila: folds
akverno2: raises 14614 to 16614 and is all-in
nsd4eva: calls 14614
*** FLOP *** [9h 2s 6s]
*** TURN *** [9h 2s 6s] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [9h 2s 6s 8s] [Qh]
akverno2 said, "nh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
akverno2: shows [Ah 9s] (a pair of Nines)
nsd4eva: shows [Ts Jc] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
dpb_75 said, "gg"
nsd4eva said, "gg"
nsd4eva collected 33728 from pot
ChrisHall626 said, "gg"
nsd4eva said, "gratz on 5th"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 33728 | Rake 0
Board [9h 2s 6s 8s Qh]
Seat 2: nsd4eva (big blind) showed [Ts Jc] and won (33728) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 3: dpb_75 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ChrisHall626 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Burnmoila (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: akverno2 (small blind) showed [Ah 9s] and lost with a pair of Nines

[Akverno]

Ok, this one was me laying down one on another guy. I'm not sure how bad of a beat it was, but the 5-1 pot odds with suited connectors on the big blind. I was healthy enough I figured I'd take a shot at the flop and I got real lucky. Don't know what to say, looks like my luck might be turning around.

PokerStars Game #4997268264: Tournament #24673721, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/05/20 - 16:03:16 (ET)
Table '24673721 96' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Sbur101 (9310 in chips)
Seat 2: Alley Cat 7 (2725 in chips)
Seat 3: rdnkjuggalo (5510 in chips)
Seat 4: goseihappa (1010 in chips)
Seat 5: akverno2 (3200 in chips)
Seat 6: slimshady300 (3250 in chips)
Seat 7: SILKY SLIM (3045 in chips)
Seat 8: Kellyta (600 in chips)
Seat 9: cs0544 (3645 in chips)
goseihappa: posts small blind 50
akverno2: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to akverno2 [3s 2s]
slimshady300: folds
SILKY SLIM: raises 200 to 300
Kellyta: folds
cs0544: calls 300
Sbur101: folds
Alley Cat 7: calls 300
rdnkjuggalo: folds
goseihappa: folds
akverno2: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [6h 4s 5c]
akverno2: checks
SILKY SLIM: checks
cs0544: checks
Alley Cat 7: bets 1300
akverno2: raises 1600 to 2900 and is all-in
SILKY SLIM: folds
cs0544: folds
Alley Cat 7: calls 1125 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6h 4s 5c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [6h 4s 5c Ah] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
akverno2: shows [3s 2s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Alley Cat 7: shows [Jd Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
akverno2 collected 6100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6100 | Rake 0
Board [6h 4s 5c Ah 5h]
Seat 1: Sbur101 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Alley Cat 7 showed [Jd Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 3: rdnkjuggalo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: goseihappa (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: akverno2 (big blind) showed [3s 2s] and won (6100) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 6: slimshady300 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: SILKY SLIM folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Kellyta folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: cs0544 folded on the Flop

[Akverno]

Ahh, busted out of a Double Shootout on at 6th place, one before I would have at least gotten decent money. Anyway, decided to play a mtt afterwards and didn't get dealt anything. And I mean anything, I finally got a hand and pushed and this is how good my table imagine was. Honestly AT offsuit.

PokerStars Game #5026070410: Tournament #25060809, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/05/23 - 04:01:51 (ET)
Table '25060809 30' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bigdan787 (7515 in chips)
Seat 2: guitmatt (3475 in chips)
Seat 3: akverno2 (745 in chips)
Seat 4: Ortyone (5135 in chips)
Seat 6: milk714 (4145 in chips)
Seat 7: IrishLust (1445 in chips)
Seat 8: elms007 (2370 in chips)
Seat 9: Raeven (1880 in chips)
akverno2: posts small blind 50
Ortyone: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to akverno2 [Kd Kc]
milk714: folds
IrishLust: folds
elms007: folds
Raeven: calls 100
bigdan787: calls 100
guitmatt: folds
akverno2: raises 645 to 745 and is all-in
Ortyone: calls 645
Raeven: folds
bigdan787: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c Th 9s]
*** TURN *** [8c Th 9s] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [8c Th 9s 6s] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
akverno2: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
Ortyone: shows [Ts Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Ortyone collected 1690 from pot
hammer6pack is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1690 | Rake 0
Board [8c Th 9s 6s As]
Seat 1: bigdan787 folded before Flop
Seat 2: guitmatt (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: akverno2 (small blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: Ortyone (big blind) showed [Ts Ac] and won (1690) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 6: milk714 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: IrishLust folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: elms007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Raeven folded before Flop

[Akverno]

Just flat out unbelievable, i know it was technically a race, but what the hell was this guy thinking?

PokerStars Game #5046042985: Tournament #25332261, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2006/05/25 - 04:55:25 (ET)
Table '25332261 13' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: P3t3r22 (22618 in chips)
Seat 2: chaja (9322 in chips)
Seat 3: 8Snowmans8 (39135 in chips)
Seat 5: Zao777 (25243 in chips)
Seat 6: ARABIAN45 (19576 in chips)
Seat 7: akverno2 (6261 in chips)
Seat 8: Nakor02 (37189 in chips)
P3t3r22: posts the ante 75
chaja: posts the ante 75
8Snowmans8: posts the ante 75
Zao777: posts the ante 75
ARABIAN45: posts the ante 75
akverno2: posts the ante 75
Nakor02: posts the ante 75
Nakor02: posts small blind 600
P3t3r22: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to akverno2 [5d 5s]
chaja: folds
8Snowmans8: calls 1200
Zao777: calls 1200
ARABIAN45: folds
akverno2: raises 4986 to 6186 and is all-in
Nakor02: folds
P3t3r22: folds
8Snowmans8: calls 4986
Zao777: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks 7c 4d]
P3t3r22 said, "i had 88"
*** TURN *** [Ks 7c 4d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 7c 4d 6d] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
8Snowmans8: shows [8h 6c] (a pair of Sixes)
akverno2: shows [5d 5s] (a pair of Fives)
akverno2 said, "unbelievable"
8Snowmans8 collected 15897 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15897 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 7c 4d 6d Tc]
Seat 1: P3t3r22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: chaja folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: 8Snowmans8 showed [8h 6c] and won (15897) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: Zao777 folded before Flop
Seat 6: ARABIAN45 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: akverno2 (button) showed [5d 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 8: Nakor02 (small blind) folded before Flop

[Akverno]

WTF? Why oh why can't I win a crucial hand?

PokerStars Game #5051508763: Tournament #25366048, $1.50+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/05/25 - 20:20:37 (ET)
Table '25366048 2' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: akverno2 (1065 in chips)
Seat 2: Irishgirl63 (860 in chips)
Seat 3: wildcat1963 (1650 in chips)
Seat 5: denis1956 (9550 in chips)
Seat 7: snappaheed (13875 in chips)
akverno2: posts the ante 25
Irishgirl63: posts the ante 25
wildcat1963: posts the ante 25
denis1956: posts the ante 25
snappaheed: posts the ante 25
snappaheed: posts small blind 200
akverno2: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to akverno2 [Qh 5d]
Irishgirl63: folds
wildcat1963: folds
denis1956: calls 400
snappaheed: folds
akverno2: checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 8s Qd]
akverno2: bets 640 and is all-in
denis1956: calls 640
*** TURN *** [8c 8s Qd] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8c 8s Qd Ah] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
akverno2: shows [Qh 5d] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
denis1956: shows [7h As] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
denis1956 collected 2405 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2405 | Rake 0
Board [8c 8s Qd Ah Kd]
Seat 1: akverno2 (big blind) showed [Qh 5d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: Irishgirl63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: wildcat1963 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: denis1956 (button) showed [7h As] and won (2405) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 7: snappaheed (small blind) folded before Flop

edit: my original first line was quite insensetive, and I felt bad for it so I changed it.