I got Punk'd.

[Reel Deal]

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

[PShabi]

The lawyer smells worse?

OMG, I hope Lou gets his money, but I just want to shout to the high heavens who the fucking rat is! Fuck!

[eejit101]

ummmmmmmmmmmm? now im lost

[PShabi]

What's to be lost about? You've been in this thread from day one.

RECAP FOR THOSE WHO DON'T READ WELL:

1. Lou's yahoo, stars, neteller accounts get hijacked.

2. Lou investigates, finds out it's forum member.

3. Lou confronts forum member who is like, "Dude, I messed up." Which basically means, "Dude, I got caught, this sucks, don't fuck my butthole Mr. Lawyer."

4. Low-life douchebag agrees to send payment for the $300 he lost in Lou's Stars account. It's supposedly on the way, but hasn't been received yet.

5. A handful of board member, including me, know who it was already. We've decided to not disclose at this time for various reasons.

[Akverno]

As in Real Deal being "banned"

[eejit101]

RD is only banned cos he typed it under his name. It isnt reel deel.

[PShabi]

I had him axed for discreetly poking fun at me in too many threads.

I'm EF Hutton you know.

[Talking Poker]

Clearing up some confusion (I've been getting PMs and emails now):

1. This thread is legit. Lou is not joking.
2. RD was joking when he said it was him. I know this because I know who the real thief is.
3. I was joking when I said I banned RD and when I changed his user title.

[Reel Deal]

Nice try, but no.

Answer: skid marks in front of the skunk.