I got Punk'd.

[melioris]

If Canadians swore like the Brits, Canadians would be a whole lot cooler.

[bunny]

We're already 'cool', no need to swear to be cooler.

Where are you from Mel?

[jimmym]

What a load of Fuckinn bollocks you Canadians swear much more than us motherfuckin stupid wankin twatin brits, all bastarding day you Candaians use shit Ass Monkey Blow Job words. The Fuckin French learned you lot how to talk butthole c0ck launguage and they teach their kids words such as Carpet Muncher, Clit and even cum just to describe food.

The twatin Turks though well fuck me they really know how to cock-suck with their mouths just to talk to someone, dyke is a commonplace word and even faggot has a second meaning.Scotish people cant even talk to us English on the phone without swearing Lesbian masterbater Motha Fuckers is just what they call their sisters and penis-breath pr1ck is what a girl would say to her boyfriend on many a time after kissing.

So how can you even suggest that we Brits swear its just not pussy retard right. sluts yes thats right son-of-a-bitch tit, vagina there the only words us brits use wh0re perhaps now and again.

[GeoffM]

Jimmy, I think when I'm drunk I can pretty much swear with the best of them.

[Tony Cheval]

Personally, I find it amusing how some people think they know better how to handle this than the actual victim WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE A LAWYER.

Chill, he's got this.

[Talking Poker]

Thank you. Have a little faith, people.

[Aequitas58]

When talking to the "accused," I asked him something like: "What's wrong with you, don't you know I'm a lawyer?" He replied: "I didn't know." LOL.

Saying that I got this is an understatement. With the amount of information I have, and the willingness of my sources to cooperate, it's merely a question of whether or not I wanna play ping pong w/ a tennis racket paddle.

[Aequitas58]

Come on man, save it for another thread - I don't think anyone wants to sift through this shit.

[Talking Poker]

I read almost 2 sentences of it before skipping to the next post.

Consider it his contribution to your longest thread of the month chances.