Tell me why I can't go pro

[PShabi]

Jizz-mopper!!! That's a career path!!!!

Actually, if I move up there my options are:

1) Find a tasty coaching job (when I say coaching, always imply teaching as well) that fits EXACTLY what I want.

or

2) Poker

If things hit the fan, I'd substitute teach on the side a little. But, the thing is, it's not going to go bad.

I'm a pretty good decision maker, and I'm definitely taking some time with this one. I'm weighing all the factors (cost of living, taxes, etc). It's a little scary.

And yes, if I did make the move, I'd definitely blog it.