Biggest Pet Peeve

[johnbaker]

Ok where shall we start?

first of all, fuck you CF. You really are a stupid ass, i just wanted to get that out there. Not only from this post, but other ones you did that make little, if any sense.

moving on, let's see how you repeatedly contradict yourself here:

wow.... how about you GIVE an example of something you described well in this sentence. you write like a clumsy old man sitting at home by himself fumbling with his keyboard, not sure if he should commit himself to one idea or another. You say that capping with a nut flush draw is 'usually a good idea', but you dont explain why. Then you say that 'capping on the turn is a bad play', even though he made the flush on the turn (if i remember the post correctly)..... oh no, capping with the nuts. WHAT A BAD PLAY!

ok, how about your first post in this topic:

you're implying that you can teach us something more than we already know, according to what we posted already. The poster played the hand correctly, i dont know why else you would be offering him poker advice unless you thought that he misplayed the hand.

I think he's referring to when I said this:

"in every 2/4 limit game ive ever played in i get a family pot about 2 out of 3 hands. even if i tighten up and play only premium hands, i would be at BEST a 33% favorite (with AA) when entering a pot."

See, I still know that my math is right and that my statistics are right... in a family pot, ANY HAND IS AN UNDERDOG. The odds of one of 8 other hands not flopping 2 pair, a set, or a draw, is fairly unlikely. I seriously dont get why you refuse to understand this; until you see a flop, you cant tell if you're up against a draw or a set or a made hand, because the cards come COMPLETELY RANDOMLY. 66% of the flops you see (in your best case scenario) will give at least one other player a legitimate shot at cracking your aces, even if everyone holds trash hands like J2o. You know why? Chances are that one of those 8 hands up against you will get a 2 and a J on the flop. Its simply a rule of statistics. I'm not even talking about gameplay here, just the statistics. I'm right. You aren't. Get over it.




Oh no, the thought of not having your poker advice is just too much to bear... (I'd sarcastically ask for forgiveness but he'd take me seriously, like he did in the PP cracked joke post)

I'm well aware of the beats that happen in O8B, and if you've ever been 'driven bonkers' by a beat at that game, you should try this new thing, its what all the cool kids are doing.... its something called LAYING DOWN BOTTOM SET TO A RE-RERAISE ON 4TH, idiot.

I also dont know where you're coming from telling me I dont know what I'm talking about in limit holdem... you've never played with me, Ive never told you any of my strategies or theories, and the only part of my game you even know a tiny bit about is that I know my statistics.

(This just occurred to me, you might be dumb enough to think that earlier i was suggesting folding AA in a family pot because you only have a 33% shot at winning. This isnt what I meant you jackass, I was just describing what a crapshoot low limit is)

I think the civilized thing here would be to kick you in the balls and keep you out of the gene pool, but I'll settle for a nice fuck you, you shitty ignorant bastard.


sincerely,
-jB

[Talking Poker]

You girls are funny.