Party Freeroll

[Dodoubled]

Good to see you finally made it onto the board, douchebag. It's about time.

Anyhow, welcome. TP's a good guy. He makes everyone feel like family -- except the occasional assholes. He just makes them feel like assholes.

As for the freeroll -- yeah, you're right, and shit like that certainly happens. That's why I've decided to quit poker and take up No-Limit Honeymoon Bridge instead.