Stupidest thing you've heard in player chat

[FatRufus]

yesterday i hate a 10min arguement with some idiot who thinks a,k is better then k,k pre-flop
and i think he was serious

[wdson01]

yesterday some dudewas bitchign about how on a limit table someone called his bet on the flop (just 2 people on flop, SS,BB) with nothing and backdoored 2 pair. the bad thing was that he wouldn't stop whining
obv he didn't know what PS meant

[holdemstewart]

Ive had two really great ones.

Someone started yelling at me in chat because I reffered to AK as "Over-Cards"

I also argued with a person for about 30 minutes that AA had an advantage over 22. He was sayin that it was a 50/50 chance the 2's would win preflop.

[Luubert]

I was short-stacked in a final table of a tourney..went all in with KQ and BB call with AA..know i manged to get lucky n win..and the guy tried to tell me AA was impossible to lose with pre flop..and he wass serious..he said he was going to email support because something was wrong with the system!

[boatracer]

The stupidest thing I've heard in chat is a guy that called a big bet with nothing and said I knew my card was coming!!!. lol

[kben1028]

You're kidding, right?? Anyone who knows anything about the game of poker knows that ANY pre-flop hand can lose.

[Dodoubled]

Apparently, this thread is for those with 10 posts or less, so I figured I'd contribute, since I qualify.

Anyhow, I can't pinpoint any one exact thing, but I personally can't stand it when people bitch and moan in general. We've all sucked out, and we've all been sucked out. It's one thing to sit there and seethe; it's quite another to write "I can't xxxxxxx believe that" on a chat board.

What can't you believe? That you suffered a bad beat? That your cards, for once, weren't the best in the hand? That someone with a bigger chip stack than you was willing to push you all in on a draw -- and hit?

Assholes.

[kdekl]

one time someone was bitching about how long it was taking someone to respond and the person replied that they had add. the person responded by saying then take some meds and play your damn hand! i was like, wow.

[nflchad]

Don't tap the glass, seriously. People who are so retarded are good for you.

[FatRufus]

yah your right NFL, i just hate idiots like that, makes poker less enjoyable