Short match

[Talking Poker]

It certainly wouldn't be my standard play, and I probably wouldn't play it like this on the second hand of a match with no history, but sometimes I like playing hands "weird" - especially at the beginning of a match. Generally here, you want to build the pot on the flop and turn so you can get it in on the river, but sometimes, I think going with the donkey line is ok and will tempt a good player to try to push you off your draw.

This guy is obviously a complete tard though.

If anything, I like your river line least. Be glad this guy is really, really bad.