need to vent

[Talking Poker]

I think it's funny when people need to be banned in order to stop posting here. I mean, seriously, how little self control can someone have to NEED to be banned in order to stop going to a site and posting there??? LOL...

But, if that's what you NEED, Brian... I'll gladly honor your request. Just like last time ( and ), simply tell me how long you'd like to be banned for and I'll make it happen. We have the technology.

So... 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 6 months, or 1 year - the choice is yours. I know you're going to want to throw a fit and ask to be banned permanently (again), but I don't really feel like going through (again) when you realize you are an idiot for the 15th time and beg to come back (again).... So the permaban is off the table. You'll just have to pick whatever amount of time you think it will take for you to learn how to stop coming here all by your lonesome - max of one year.

Personally, I think you should go for the one month, because it's not often that you go a full 6 months before realizing how big of a retard you are. But that's just my opinion... you do what you need to do.

So: 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 6 months, or 1 year. Choose your poison, and once you do, please realize that I will be auto-deleting any emails you send me begging me to let you back, so choose wisely this time....

.....you fucking loser.