Beat: Deer

[melioris]

ok, the kids are in bed, I have been drinking (an awesome ) and I just found this thread. I am confused, please clarify what of the following is true.

1). Your car hit a deer.
2). No meat from said deer was taken.
3). You were not in car when it hit deer.
4). You were in Montana because of hockey road-tripping.
5). Fildy was driving.
6). Fildy had your car in Montana???? (RD, where is the Brokeback Mountain movie clip here? You are slipping old man)